User talk:Callum996

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Callum996, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

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edit Welcome to my Orphage

Hey Callum, Welcome to my Sam Kitchen's Orphage. You should read the above welcome post carefully and read the links. No doubt you want become a conturbuing member of uncyclopedia so read this FAQ

edit FAQ

Q: Do you know why Aidan's page was PWNED by User:Olipro?

A: It was to short so it was considered Vanity

Q: How can my page escape the same fate?

A: Easy, you put in your user space. This means you put: User:Callum996/ before the pagename. This protects it forever!

Q: I'm finshed, How do I move it back to mainspace?


Q: I want a honest opinion on my page

A: Post it on pee review or ask me

Q: I want my page to be fetured

A: Ask me if it's ready and if it you can Self nominate on VFH

Q: My page lost on VFH why are the Users there so mean?

A: Because they eat chicken

Ok I hope that gets you started. Regards Sam--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman throw a snowball Snowman 00:31, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Q: Why is Callum996 so socially retarded?
A: Because he's adopted and his parents don't love him--The Hunt Rook A dash of Dickensian Knight 08:23, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
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