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edit Christopher Meloni

Thanks for your review I'll make sure the rest of my reviews are more adequate, Chirstopher Meloni is on the show Law and Order SVU, he wa sin OZ and has been in some actually hilarious movies constantly people ask why he hasn't got an Emmy yet he's like the Matt Damon, Spike Lee or Will Smith of the emmys very versaitle very good but emmyless. So the thing with the Sopranos I want to keep but I will edit it to make it less random. Thank you.--Dr. Fenwick 00:46, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

edit You Suck

You really really really suck. please respond fast, it's really really really urgent.

Hey hey! It's your first really original IP insult!!!! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:43, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, Cajek. That's a rite of passage, you know. The preceding unsigned comment was added by your silly adopter who despite owning a GUN title still doesn't sign his posts
D'oh!!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:07, Nov 10
You're a real Uncyclopedian now.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 19:08 Nov 10, 2007
/me wakes up. The hell is going on? Get outta my living room, all of ya!   Le Cejak <-> 20:10, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
/me gets off the bed and leaves.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Hang on, let me put on my pants first. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:24, Nov 10
GET OUT! GET OUT! WHY IS THERE A BED IN THE LIVING ROOM??   Le Cejak <-> 20:25, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
you disGUST me... gah...   Le Cejak <-> 20:32, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Hold on, Leddy! these are my pants! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:59, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
/me very sternly points toward the door, and gives each of you the evil eye.   Le Cejak <-> 21:01, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Oops, sorry about that, Mordillo. Hey, Cajek, have you seen my pants? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:02, Nov 10
/me silently points even more sternly towards the door, making the situation extreeeemely awkward for everyone involved.   Le Cejak <-> 21:03, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Ah! I see them now, Cajek is wearing those on his head. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:04, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
/me doesn't care that the underwear has slipped completely over my face.   Le Cejak <-> 21:06, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh, of course! Well, I guess ta-ta for now. We simply must do this again, sometime, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:22, Nov 10
/me closes door behind the weirdos who had an orgy in my living room... but feels a pang of regret, as though, somewhere deep inside, I like having visitors. Even the sexy kind.   Le Cejak <-> 21:26, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
WOW ! My pathetic attempt to click keys on my keyboard has triggered a massive conversation on this randomly-chosen user's talk page ! I'm so proud of myself i can jump out of the window with no regrets. As a matter of fact i'll do that right now. Good for me ! END
Committing suicide makes you hardcore.   Le Cejak <-> 13:13, Nov 14
Why thank you. Have a lobster on me. It heals 12.

edit Guess What?

I was just watching some TV show about the universe, and it started to get into the end of the universe. And then, just when I was getting all excited for some heat death action, what do I get? Some crap about the Big Rip. You believe that? I say we kill the History Channel. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:15, Nov 11

WE'LL be the one's laughing when the heat death happens! AND THEN THE PIG WITH A STUTTER POPS OUT OF THE CIRCLE AND... well, Led, I don't want to ruin it for you. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:21, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Thanks, I'm still reading/watching whateveritis you're talking about. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:32, Nov 11
Wait... what am I talking about that you're watching?   Le Cejak <-> 03:34, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

It's a mystery... Well, I'll solve it, or my name's not Sherlock Poirot! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:36, Nov 11

THE HUNT IS ON! Here are the clues as to what you're reading:
  1. You are obviously interested in balloons.
  2. You like heat... and death.
CONCLUSION: Are you editing Star Wars, and did you get rid of my blinking volcano reference????
--  Le Cejak <-> 03:40, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
I...don't...know.... Why was it even there? Why are any of us even here? What is love? Baby don't hurt me, no more. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:44, Nov 11

edit N00B!

Why are you such a Lesbo? Please go to IRC...  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:14, 11 November 2007 (UTC)


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edit Feel the power of science!!

ScienceFair The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:21, Nov 12

Woot! Thank you! Where's my ribbon?   Le Cejak <-> 02:22, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Ribbon? You don't need ribbons anymore. You have science! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:40, Nov 12
Can I... Can I touch the blue ribbon?   Le Cejak <-> 02:43, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Well, I guess, but not too long. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:47, Nov 12
Oh... Oh god, it's magnificent!   Le Cejak <-> 02:48, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Yes, and you too can win a ribbon such as this. You must give yourself over to the dark side of the scientific method. Yes, release your hatred. Mmm, good. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:51, Nov 12

edit Oh yes

Buttsecks, if you please. I cater to most of your needs (just ask Leddy). 19px-MetalFlower.jpg<.talk.work.?pedia.A^{waits}_{ward}

edit Your pee, my good fellow

Right, Suspicious has duly been given the full UU treatment. Hope it's OK. I figure that should get you off my back for at least a week. You're heavy, and I need to change my shirt.

And now, my big mug o' tea is empty, so I shall retire for the evening. I wish you well. /me goes to make enigmatic yet stylish exit, trips on the dancing Zoidberg and falls clumsily out of the door. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:53, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Awesome, thank you for the review! I'm gonna have some work on my hands... Don't let the Zoidberg hit you on the way out... --  Le Cejak <-> 22:03, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

edit THINKER Honorary Feature

For exemplary achievement in humor. --THINKER 00:56, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

ha! That's awesome. I'll put it next to the dancing Zoidberg. --  Le Cejak <-> 01:11, Nov 14
Make sure to check the Category for your extra-special prize. ;) --THINKER 01:17, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

edit I propose a collaboration

I was reading through your userpage and came across Technobabble. I noticed that you weren't receiving very helpful reviews, and I noticed that for an article named Technobabble, there was a serious absence of it. So, here's my proposal.

I think the article could be very funny if it kept its support line idea, but had more fictional devices. For example, "Are you certain that your quantum ray flux decapacitors are properly aligned?" In other words, change the article to the help line trying to fix a spaceship with a bunch of nonsensical devices in it, hopefully, reflecting the caller's frustration along the way.

So basically, what I'm saying is that I expect technobabble from an article called Technobabble, and if you don't mind, I want to put it in there. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:15, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Er, okay well brainstorm on the talk page of that article first. As far as collaboration goes, let's see what develops. Sound good? --  Le Cejak <-> 21:28, Nov 14 21:28, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Great. I'll post some ideas. If you don't want a collaboration, that's okay. The tears I get from rejection will stop running in a few days. (Just kidding. I don't cry. More than a few gallons a day, anyway.) Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:41, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Cool, fuck around on the talk page as much as you can! I'm glad you liked the idea, btw. (Oh, and I can't cry anymore. NOT SINCE 'NAM.)   Le Cejak <-> 21:44, Nov 14
I've brainstormed on the talk page, but there was very little fucking around there. Hopefully, my suggestions are somewhat helpful. I could do some examples of what I think the article should look like, if it please you. They'd be long-winded and dry, in keeping with my style. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 22:06, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
Alrighty, some actual ADVICE! Lemme see what I can do.   Le Cejak <-> 22:28, Nov 14
I'm gonna edit the page first, and if it's not to my liking, some specific suggestions would be great! Thank you, Jim.   Le Cejak <-> 22:32, Nov 14
Oh man, nevermind. Go ahead and give examples on the talk page.   Le Cejak <-> 22:38, Nov 14

edit Much Obliged!

Basic Chandelier Ta muchly!

Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks
for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off.
It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

Thanks for the review and the vote! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:49, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Good god!

How much stuff do you have in Pee Review? You are out of control! (By that I mean "Keep writing", "Kudos" and "Etc." Especially that last one) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:42, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Don't trust him! I think he wants you to wonder about naked, same way he does! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:04, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
Cajek, you're outta control! I'm taking you off the case!   Le Cejak <-> Nov 16, 14:02
You can't go after Chico Martinez like this, Cajek! He's a pillar in this community! Etc! (Also, ignore Mordillo. He complains about my wandering about whilst in the buff, but he never puts down the camera. It's kind of creepy, actually. Well, what can you do? *shrug*) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:35, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
You can't HANDLE the truth! This whole CASE is out of order! Etc.!   Le Cejak <-> Nov 16, 15:37
Mordillo calls it "installation art," whatever THAT means.   Le Cejak <-> Nov 16, 15:37

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