User talk:Cajek/Archive30

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edit hi

Your articles have made me laugh alot. Thankyou for the gift of laughter. --Docile hippopotamus 15:09, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Hippo, thanks! What articles are you working on right now?   Le Cejak <16:52 May 17, 2009>
Nothing currently. --Docile hippopotamus 06:10, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Compleatly de-purified

Rapey rape rape! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:37 17 May 2009

As an added bonus Cajek, you're gay now! -RAHB 23:38, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Says the man with two dildos. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:40 17 May 2009
That's right! Two, count em, TWO! DILDOS! AND THIS CAN ALL BE YOURS FOR TEN EASY PAYMENTS OF $18.95! -RAHB 23:42, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
Used ones? $189.50? I suppose they were used by you... I'll take em! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:43 17 May 2009
EDIT CONFLICT x2! What- what are these penises doing here? I don't have $20 anymore, remember? That's where I was for eight months, on that "budget cruise," remember?   Le Cejak <23:44 May 17, 2009>
If by "budget cruise", you mean "gay bar," then yes. I remember. Quite clearly. -RAHB 01:06, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Eight months in a gay bar? Man you are hardcore. And probably an alcoholic. but wow, regardless. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 06:20 18 May 2009
I believe that his anus and his liver both bear a striking resemblance to the pit of despair now. -RAHB 06:48, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
If by "despair" you mean "anus" then yes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 06:50 18 May 2009
And if by "liver", "pit" and "the" I mean "anus," then absolutely yes. -RAHB 19:37, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Bad Shroom

Hey!I need some help.I just made traffic ticket and it needs some maintenance.I'm more of a concept-and-plot details guy myself, and some page fixing is needed.Thanks.--Bad Shroom 23:48, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

I broke up the sentences, mostly. I notice it has a conversational style that's REALLY hard to do. Maybe just do a straight-forward article on traffic tickets? Believe it or not, that's easier.   Le Cejak <0:10 May 18, 2009>

edit Der Unwehr

Check this out, and join if you really want to: User:Guildensternenstein/Der UnwehrSir Guildensternenstein 21:33, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Ello mate

It's me! I'm kinda back... sorta. ~ Readmesoon

Hey RMS, what are you working on nowadays?   Le Cejak <1:42 May 19, 2009>
Well, as of late, I've been converted to an Illogicopedian. ~ Readmesoon
Yeah, that place is crazy: how do you like it? I just "voted" on your article on VFH, by the by. Are you going to be sticking around for a while?   Le Cejak <1:58 May 19, 2009>
Illogicopedia is awesome! I think it's good for people like me who can't fork up enough to get a feature here at Uncyc. Plus, it's a lot less strict and almost any article goes. Another good thing is that there aren't that many people so everyone knows eachother. As for Uncyc, I'm really qyuite out of the funk of writing quality articles. So I might just cruise around and vote, but not write much. ~ Readmesoon
Yeah, Uncyc feels more like a college of writing funny, whereas Illogi is an apartment full of about six or seven developmentally challenged personages, ha! As far as writing goes, one thing you have to realize: do NOT force feed us jokes! Homework: rewrite the following sentence from your Biscathorpe thing: We live near Lake Toxic Waste (see Page 2) which is full of healthy fish that are perfectly normal despite being dead and having three eyes because of the toxic waste in the lake.   Le Cejak <2:09 May 19, 2009>
OKey dokey. ~ Readmesoon
To no avial, however, it's sucking at VFH. ~ Readmesoon
It wasn't just that sentence, RMS, the whole article has the same problem. I only offered that sentence as practice for the rest of the article. Go in and revamp it! Check out Talk:Welcome to Biscathorpe!   Le Cejak <14:14 May 19, 2009>

edit Do youi still do reviews?

Suggestion one and suggestion2 ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:41 19 May 2009

edit Hey wait a minute

(getting serious here for a moment) Don't tell me this is one of your least favorites? I kind of like this one just for the opening paragraph. If you want it deleted, I'm going to save it in my userspace. If you don't mind, that is. Is that okay? Or is this one going to stay? (oh shit, nigguh, dat rymes!!!!1 i did not espek dat 2 happen, yo!!) --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:51, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Whoa, did I put EMERGENCY LIPS on Qvfd? No, I like that one, thanks for liking it too!   Le Cejak <20:53 May 19, 2009>

edit Thanks!

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