User talk:Cajek/Archive1

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Evidence for the prosecution

- 2007 -

I: Cajek Adopted, meets Led, Mordillo, & TKF!
(7.2 - 7.12)
Welcome! How did Cajek get adopted? Pee/Pic Rule.

II: Meets Doctor Skullthumper
(9.15 - 10.1)
Happiness and Rainbows plus the Doctor

III: I'm A Stupid Noob
(10.3 - 10.16)
Hard to Red Fails, I Hate Women

IV: Meets Under user
(10.16 - 10.29)
Terrible review job, A Favour, Feedback

V: Dumb Noob
(10.25 - 11.5)
What makes someone a Jehova's Witness?

VI: Meets Boomer, I guess?
(11.3 - 11.7)
Socks and stuff, Yo!, Graduation?!

VII: Cajek Gives Advice
(11.7 - 11.13)
Lesson in reviewing, Article Writing

VIII: Meets THE, I Think
(11.10 - 11.16)
Cajek SUX!!, Guess What?, Good god!

IX: Meets MrN9000
(11.21 - 12.1)
Regarding your turnaround, It's that guy, I thought it was quiet round here..., Whore!

X: Reviewer of the Whatnow?
(12.2 - 12.3)
RotM, Review lesson, Mordillo gains ULTIMATE POWER

XI: I've Been a Bad Cajek
(12.4 - 12.7)
I've been a bad Cajek, Template Talk with LJLego, What's your problem??, Enough!

(12.7 - 12.9)
What the fuck?, WWCD?, A little bit Unhappy, Damn, Boy!

(12.9 - 12.11)
Hey look what Skull found

(12.11 - 12.12)
big fat whore, Just a tip

(12.12 - 12.15)
British Accents, Not On My Talk Page Yet, A Pee Review Fight, Who-ah - Where is me?

(12.15 - 12.19)
My ban, I can has award?!, Shitty Xmas, That's gay

(12.19 - 12.21)
What the...?, Wackiness!, Hey don't just delete, What am I doing Hitler?, BRING IT ON CAJEK!

(12.21 - 12.23)
HAHAHAHA, Can I?, AE says, Jumping on Palpatine, Honestly Cajek

(12.23 - 12.28)
Funniest Think, YA HAPPY?!, Fuck you, Cajek: Open Late

- 2008 -

XX: Cajek's Hiatus
(1.18 - 3.24)
Dearest Cajek, Bored & Angry, I Finally Won, Mah Nà Mah D'oh!, STM Visits, Zork in a talk page,
Wikipedia, Under Used Ninjastar, My Best Review, Lonely, Lonely 2 weeks, Led is an Admin,
Put Me Down, UU Likes Me, Cajek's BACK

XXI: Meets YesTimeToEdit
(3.26 - 4.2)
Archive, A Cajek Template!, A long overdue award

(4.3 - 4.5)
Feather in Cap, 50 Most Edited, I Am Not Pants, Cajek Kills

(4.6 - 4.10)
Interruption, Switching Sigs, Peeing Person, Sig Switching, Secrets

(4.11 - 4.17)
Running Gag Runs to Cajek, My Uncle, I've Realized Something

(4.17 - 5.6)
Friendly?, Oh Damn I Didn't Even See That, Kidney Theft, American Novel, ScoarFix, The Thing!, Fnoodle, Everybody Else, Aaah Diddums, Cajek Flips Out, VFD Drama

XXVI: Unsignpost Is Born
(5.6 - 5.20)
Talkpage Unclean, It Begins, I'm Popular, Look It's The Doctor And Me!, Cajek's On Edge, GO CAJEK?!, Hey Buddy, I Drawed Stuff, Moar Awardz Plz!

XXVII: The Forgotten Archive?
(5.20 - sometime)
Talkpage Popular, The Doctor is out?, You say Kay-jek, I say Ka-jek, I can haz secretary?

XXVIII: Cajek's Too Busy To Link To Archives
(sometime - sometime else)
Containing Cajek-related talk content, including Penis

- 2009 -

XXIX: Cajek was gone for a LOOONG time
(6.19.08 - 5.15.09)
rape rape rape raep, Why all the bans?, COME BACK!, Serious, 100 banz = sysop

XXX: Cajek meet n' greet, adopts Staircase
(5.17.09 - 5.28.09)
RAEP!, Star of Vigilance, OMG ITS THINKER!!!, New Adoptee: Staircase

XXXI: Blah blah, articles, a mini-drama, adoptee questions
(5.28.09 - 6.15.09)
Sign my boob, NYAH NYAH, Rewrite of LOBSTER after a vandal war

edit Welcome!

Hello, Cajek/Archive1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:09, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

I'd just like to thank you for doing a review on my article, Pen Island. However, when doing a review, it's usually best to include tips on how to, oh, I don't know, improve the article. If you don't like it, I don't care, I really don't but don't just say it sucks, tell me how I could make it better, and don't be a douche about it. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:33, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

lol, I don't want revenge. I just wanted a bit of constructive criticism, you know? A review with a bit of substance. Reviews aren't just for letting the writer know whether their page is good or not. They're for helping them improve on it. The best reviews are the really long ones, with suggestions, tips, ideas, etc. I know how hard this can sometimes be, but hey, a good review can be the difference between an okay article and a featured article. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:40, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Another Pee Review

Hey, thanks for the review for Norelco – I went in and cleaned up some of the extraneous censorship, etc., could you take another look and tell me how it is now? Ninjastar-no Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima(VOTE FOR ME!)talk(AND MY PICS TOO!)contribs 16:32, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Side effects

OK, I went in and reviewed your article – you've got a great concept going, we need a page about side effects, but I think the current article will need a lot of work. (You may want to read UN:HTBFANJS – I've been sent there more than a few times and I actually read the whole thing through this morning, it is worth at least glancing over.) Take a look at the pee review page for the full details, and let me know if you think I can help – I'll be glad to re-review it however many times you want, just leave a note on my talk page. Ninjastar-no Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima(VOTE FOR ME!)talk(AND MY PICS TOO!)contribs 19:55, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Sure, I'll help with the paragraphs – I'm taking a look at it now. Ninjastar-no Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima(VOTE FOR ME!)talk(AND MY PICS TOO!)contribs 23:43, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

*** Maybe I should give those points to your random phrase generator then?  ;-) Nah, as far as I'm concerned I don't care what generated it, random phrase generators usually do score lots of points with me if they give a particularly amusing combination. Ninjastar-no Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima(VOTE FOR ME!)talk(AND MY PICS TOO!)contribs 16:48, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Help

Say, Cajek, on my talk page you mentioned that you were new here, and needed a bit of guidance. Well, if you like, I can provide that guidance. Just replace that {{Adoptme)) template with this new one:

Now, if you accept the offer, feel free to ask me anything right on my talk page. Let me know if you like this idea, and we can get started. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:33, 4 July 2007 (UTC) So, what say you?

No, don't worry about it. I'll take a look at Side effects as soon as I get a chance. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:13, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Just figured I'd let you know I reviewed something for you. Looks like this Martin guy beat me to it by a bit, but I figured I'd review it for myself as well.;) P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:00, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Help with VFD

I noticed you placed the template {{VFD}} on the page Side effect. While I'm all for the deletion of redundant pages most of the time, make sure that you add the page you marked as {{VFD}} to Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion. However, do keep in mind that only 15 articles are allowed to be voted on at a time. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:37, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Adoption

Cool, glad to hear it! Okay, first thing you wanna do is read Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian and UN:HTBFANJS. Especially that second one. Learn it, live it, love it. I still read it, and I've been here for months. It's great for inspiration. Other than that, if you have any questions at all, just drop me a message on my talk page. I'll respond to messages you leave me on my talk page on my talk page, so you may wanna put that on your watchlist or something. If you need help and I'm not around for some reason, just ask an admin (special:listusers/sysop), some of them may decide to help. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:17, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Pic

Hey, you actually remembered the Pee/Pic rule! You rock! Ninjastar-no Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima(VOTE FOR ME!)talk(AND MY PICS TOO!)contribs 03:09, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Side Effects

Well, I added/deleted a bit to/from Side effects, mainly within the "common side effects" part. Now, it's your article, but here's what I recommend:

  • In the two sections of "scary sounding" stuff, I'd combine the two, remove large chunks of them, and/or just delete both of them. I get the part about "get an attention span," but most uncyclopedians, while having an attention span, really just want to laugh.
  • In the Stephen Colbert section I'd make it a paragraph, rather than a list, like with a lot of commas. That way, it would be more like the way it's actually intended to be spoken.
  • Perhaps do the same with the Sir Robin section, but it's not quite the same as it would be on the above section.
  • Maybe move the reference notes to just form intros to the lists.

So, that's what I've got for you. Whether or not you follow these and to what extent you follow them is up to you, but I recommend taking a good look at em. Anyways, good luck with this. Like I said, it has the potential, you just gotta keep at it. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:04, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank'ee

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:55, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

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