User talk:C'est la Vie

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"Some welcome Jaffa Cakes for you!"

Hello C'est la Vie and Welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like it here and decide to stay.

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Should you need any help, do not hesitate to ask me on my talk page or ask at the Village Dump Forum. You can also add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced writers straight to you. Browse our list of available mentors, and leave them a message on their talk page. Once again welcome to the site.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:43, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

Thank you kindly, Sir Sycamore. C'est la Vie 20:00, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
No problem:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:00, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
I require a bit of advice. You see, I've been around the site for a while now, but I haven't regestered until... well, a few moments ago. Now that I have an account, I don't know what to do first... (other than vote on VFH, cos the header told me to) C'est la Vie 20:05, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
(shoves microphone in your face) And what made you register?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 20:05 Aug 03, 2008
(Takes a step back) I wanted to write articles and what not. And help, I guess. C'est la Vie 20:08, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Skullthumper! Theres some handy stuff here: Uncyclopedia:Community Portal and theres some great tips in the links I put in the welcome. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:14, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Well, it all depends on what you want to do. If you want to write articles, read HTBFANJS, browse a few features, and give it a whirl. You could even write articles in your userspace (i.e. User:C'est la Vie/articlename) if you so desire.
If you want to review articles, or get your article reviewed, there's pee review just for that.
If you're looking for a place to vote, you can vote for articles here and for pictures here. Voting is one of the most important things a user can do. It keeps the site running smoothly.
For maintenance work, you can patrol the recent changes page and browse through the new pages. Use QVFD if an article is just vandalism or a one-liner, or check out the rules behind using {{ICU}} as a tag. Any users blanking pages or cyberbullying? Report them to ban patrol.
Want me to elaborate on any particular subject? Press 9.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 20:16 Aug 03, 2008
Ooh, thourough! Many thanks! And no, I believe that's it for now. Merci beaucoup, guys! C'est la Vie 20:21, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
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