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Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that the chick in The Crying Game is a dude, the Elites, Hunters, and most of the Grunts all rebel against the Hierarchs and civil war ensues on High Charity, Lightning McQueen loses the race, Locke's dad is on the island Seinfeld and his friends are found guilty, Nathaniel sacrifices himself so that demons won't destroy London, Kitty helps found the new government of commoners, and Bartimaeus survives, Mary Magdalene, who was married to Jesus, is buried under the pyramid in the Louvre, and the holy grail is actually their descendants, Daisy runs over Myrtle, leading Wilson to kill Gatsby and then himself, Fry goes back in time and becomes his own grandfather, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!