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Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that The Princess is in Another Castle®, Gordon Freeman accepts the G-Man's offer, Bruce Willis is a ghost, The fifth element is love, King Arthur and his knights are arrested for supposedly killing the historian, ending the movie before the final battle can start, Don Corleone survives the shootout, Creedy kills Sutler and is in turn killed by the mortally wounded V, Dr. Strangelove can actually walk (and everybody dies), Sasuke eventually kills Orochimaru, Aeneas leaves Dido so she kills herself, Sam Westing is still alive, disguised as Sandy McSouthers, Earl fakes his death again to get out of the relationship, which backfires, and then drives her to fake her own death as revenge, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!