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Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that the colonel and Rosemary are actually Metal Gear Arsenal's AI, Gandalf dies and then reappears in Fangorn Forest in the next book, Book dies and then Wash dies after the audience has been lulled into a false sense of security, Roxas lives in cyberspace, Janeway defeats the Borg, Fry goes back in time and becomes his own grandfather, Captain America bequethed his shield to Stephen Colbert, the book "The Number 23" is actually about Jim Carrey's character's past, Henry testifies against his best friend and goes into the Witness Protection Program, Lefty never arrives because he's dead, Santa doesn't exist,and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!