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Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Deckard is a Replicant, too, Jack Sparrow gets eaten by the Kraken, Daniel Jackson becomes a Prior of the Ori, the Stormbreaker computers release a deadlier, genetically modified type of smallpox when activated, Janeway defeats the Borg, Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are brothers, the Dark Lordshall rise again, Ben elopes with Mrs. Robinson's daughter during her wedding, Sam Westing is still alive, disguised as Sandy McSouthers, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!