User talk:Un-Buck9998

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Hell Yah!

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Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Un-Buck9998, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:44, 26 September 2009

How old are you?

Right now I'm assuming you're under 15. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:48, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

All right Bucko, you need to stop editing and read the links Mister Sock left for you above. Read BGBU, read HTBFANJS and learn how to sign your messages. When you've done that take the time the consider your edits and not just throw random lines of text all over the place. Consider this your official warning TM. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:59, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Shut Up im not doing any thing wrong. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)

I'm going to try and be nice one last time. Read the links, behave, or the banhammer it is. And "shut up" is not considered to be "behaving nice". ~Jewriken.GIF 17:58, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Dont delete my artcles then and ill be nice. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)

Well, buried in those links up there are some tips on how not to get your articles deleted: use {{construction}} tags or start them in your userspace. But don't go telling admins what to do like that, You could quite easily have been banned by now. Insulting established users is not good. Stop, read those links, then you'll be fine. But be careful! Oh, and sign your talk page posts. --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:33, Sep 27
Here are two more excellent steps toward not getting your articles deleted: 1) write them in standard English, with capital letters and apostrophes and everything; and 2) tell us some jokes that aren't about gay sex. We've heard all the gay sex jokes before. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:24, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Fine Do you have your own wiki. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)

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