User talk:Bruce

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Bruce, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit IED

A bit macabre but I trust you can whip that into shape. Perhaps it would work better as an UnNews story? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:43, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to add it could use some images. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:07, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

edit Drones

The Intro is whimsical but not terribly funny--an Intro's purpose is always to induce the reader to read the remainder--and its final sentence, "The vast majority of drones serve a single purpose; the killing of Muslims" some readers will certainly mistake for advocacy. My opinion is that, when writing about heavy stuff like warfare, you should keep the tone unmistakeably light. Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 14:10 14-Mar-13

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