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Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:00, 23 January 2011


Can I eat chicken too? --~ ★Brilliant Moron★ (MouthPiece) 17:58, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

Certainly! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:20, 23 January 2011
Brilliant! --~ ★Brilliant Moron★ (MouthPiece) 00:54, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
By the way, what do I have to do to be qualified to vote in VFD? --~ ★Brilliant Moron★ (MouthPiece) 01:00, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
I believe the only condition is having been here a couple days. Because after a couple days you're autoconfirmed. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:41, 24 January 2011
Cool. Thanks. --~ ★Brilliant Moron★ (MouthPiece) 15:18, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
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