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Sig help

How do I put images into my sig? I want to put this image: Grue Jammy into this sig of mine: Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer. Can you help? Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer

Done. —Braydie 16:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Way to tottally not make his sig the right hieght Braydie.... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:15, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Way to totally mess it up the first time and then spell height wrong, Zb. —Braydie 18:21, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
I messed it up the first time? psh. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:22, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

My sig

But... uh... that's what I did. I entered {{User:Anotherpongo/sig}} into the box. —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox 16:39, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Replied on talk page. —Braydie 16:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Malcolm X (rapper)

I noticed that you changed the quote template on my page, Malcolm X (rapper). Did you by any chance get to take a look at the actual article? -- The Turd (POOP) From The Golden State (CALIFORNIA)------WEST END MASSIVETalk to me SLAVE!! 17:25, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

I briefly had a look at it, yes. However I didn't get to read the whole thing. It's a great concept though. —Braydie 17:28, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Thanks, I would like to get it "out there", so you're looking at it definately helps. The Turd (POOP) From The Golden State (CALIFORNIA)------WEST END MASSIVETalk to me SLAVE!! 19:12, 18 April 2007 (UTC)


The article vandalism is uneditable. Is there anyway it can be added to Category: Halloween? Kip the Dip 20:22, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. Why would you want to add it to that category? —Braydie 20:23, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
Well, I though it would go with the vandelism that happens around Halloween by punk teenagers. On second thought, it may not be right for the cateory. Kip the Dip 13:37, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

A token of my appreciation:

Cake slice Anotherpongo has awarded you a slice of cake!
The icing is extra-frosty!

For helping me with my sig. —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox 18:26, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

No worries. Woo! —Braydie 18:31, 19 April 2007 (UTC)


how do i create a page under my user page? like some people have user:(USER)/(ARTICLE NAME HERE)

on that note, people are blanking iGod constantly. requesting a ban and protect ONX 17:06, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Basically you do just that. Type User:ONX/articlenamehere into the search and create that page. —Braydie 17:27, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

re: your plot to get That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada featured (I'm not copying Modusoperandi) on Tompkins' Talkpage

A wiki is like an open diary. Mine is about ponies. True story. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:12, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Haha, that didn't take you long. I guess you've got an alarm on your diary. But no way! Mine is about unicorns. —Braydie 21:18, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
The easy way to be sneaky is to do things in a way that:
1) Doesn't make people suspicious
2) Is sneaky
I'd focus on #2. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:20, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Damn. I shouldn't have copied exactly what you posted as the title. Hmm. I'll remember that for next time. —Braydie 21:24, 20 April 2007 (UTC)


Woo! —Braydie 22:20, 20 April 2007 (UTC)


Yes. It is Cuba. —Braydie 10:25, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
That's good. Also, i voted for you for WotM after Needabrain said that Benson was not eligible for nomination.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 21:05, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Cool! —Braydie 09:23, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Sig Stuff

I managed to break VFH last time I attenmpted to play with my sig. Was wondering if my new attempt is ok before I use it. User:Don alun/MyTemplate. If not is there anything I can do to make this image useable. Cheers --Don alun 23:10, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. It needs to be less that 14px high. —Braydie 09:23, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
    • Ah, well, that jpg won't work then. I'll just leave simple for the moment. Cheers Braydie --Don alun 15:18, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Cookie storage

Newcookie Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number fifteen from my free cookie giveaway

Your are all over the place....

I noticed that you are all over the place... I want someone to radically cut the dross from my articles, and add replace it with funny shit.

If you know anybody can you direct them towrads my user page?

--Dantoller 00:22, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. You mean like some article genius? —Braydie 15:29, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Anyone who enjoys random idiocy and a good tirade would do, ideally a brit. Someone who is ruthless, when chopping, but I can tighten up any additions.
And which articles? —Braydie 16:24, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Any of the ones on my user page... Whatever they are interested in!

Thanks for taking the time to have a look at my pages! Award yourself a free template of your choice! --Dantoller 09:15, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Hehe, no probs. —Braydie 20:36, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Just one thing.... the page about self promotion doesn't work anymore... The point is that I was using the page to promote myself... that's why it's in catergory self reference... obviously this is against all the vanity rules, but that's why the aritcle says you need to be subtle to avoid looking like the desperate loser you are....

If the page links to each user it would be more like narcicism? Can I put it back th way it was? I could make a new page that links to yourself?--Dantoller 18:52, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. I suppose it would be alright in this case. Feel free to change it back. —Braydie 18:56, 26 April 2007 (UTC)


...need to devour all other admins and set up a one-man cabal to rule over Uncyclopedia. Yup!

Also, you need some cookies. Pigeon 09:25, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

I always have been a one-man cabal ruling over Uncyclopedia. —Braydie 20:36, 24 April 2007 (UTC)


Bear Hug Medvedev has deemed you worthy of a bearhug. Avoid struggling to minimize injury.

Thanks for putting the pee review for David DeAngelo's Newsletter on its draft page. You didn't have to do that and since I stopped watching the review page after the first month, it was nice to have some feedback. I've actually nominated the thing for VFH some time ago, in (futile) hopes of suggestions. So thanks again! --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 20:32, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

No worries :D —Braydie 20:33, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

For your efforts in irc

Newcookie User:UNKNOWNFILE has awarded you a cookie!
Sir Stupcarp

--14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 21:40, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Woo! —Braydie 21:41, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Help me, please!

Hey Braydie, Just recently i realised i was a completely pointless noob who makes no decent contributions to the site and is hilariously unfunny and doesn't write any articles and etc, and I just wanted to ask you, what would be the best way to contribute to the site? Like, would it be through votes for deletion, reverting vandalism, ban patrol, or all three of these, could you please just tell me? Thanks, User:Zerotrousers/sig 06:03, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

All of the above as well as writing articles. I started off doing UnNews of real news articles. It's easy to rewrite them and add some humour. —Braydie 16:22, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Thanks. I need to catch up to the premiers demands though by undeadening 3 dead articles a day though.--User:Zerotrousers/sig 21:52, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Cool! Glad you're helping out anyways. :) —Braydie 21:55, 26 April 2007 (UTC)


I invite you to add to my articale Alfred kahn Richardson j 14:01, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

I'll have a look soon. —Braydie 16:22, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Thanks Richardson j 12:55, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Need your help

I'm finding everything I create gets deleted/huffed before I even get started. Please explain. The entire section on Nukular has nearly been completely deleted Kgrr 21:32, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. Which articles are you talking about? —Braydie 21:32, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

duh NukularKgrr 14:01, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Long lettered article

DUDE!!! I was working on that! You didn't even give me a chance. At least let me copy the text and change the name or something! It was like ahd;ljsfhasj;hsda;ljhj;dasf or something like that. Jimmy the Hellhound 13:32, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Ok. Change the name and all reference to it, especially the massive copy paste bit. If you don't I'll be back for it later. —Braydie 13:35, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

HOW WOULD I CHANGE THE NAME? ASH"ID(PASY(AS(DY(AYAOHSAIUDIOH HLSADLSA:(SAYD(ASHASIOH . I'd like to change it to Evil Thingy. How would I do that? Jimmy the Hellhound 13:47, 27 April 2007 (UTC).

By using the move tab up top. Next to History. —Braydie 13:47, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Np. —Braydie 13:49, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Requesting Page Protection

I am requesting the protection of the "Image:Giver.jpg", to prevent n00b IPs from uploading Goatse to it. Thank you. Capercorn 01:02, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

P.S. I am now in the middle of an Anti-Goatse crusade, could you also protect "Image:Goatse.jpg" Thank You. Capercorn 01:08, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Done and done. —Braydie 15:30, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Capercorn 18:58, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Woo! —Braydie 19:00, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Have a subliminal award

User:Yellow 130/Yellow award For teaching me to make yellow letters. (I'll make it better if you tell me how to make yellow links =)) Yellow 130 02:00, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Hey! Thanks. Yeah, it's basically the same. Instead of [[Link]] It would be [[Link|<span style="color:yellow;">Link</span>]]. —Braydie 15:30, 28 April 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for helping me. Everything I worked on got huffed by your ASSHOLE administrator friends. At least you were kind enough to put things into a sandbox. Perhaps life would be more fun here if other admins put serious attempts of humor into a sandbox lit you did. Thanks again. Kgrr 13:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)


Thanks  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:27, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

No probs :) —Braydie 18:28, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Award Placed on User Page  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your benevolence!

For this, I reward you:

Newcookie Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--General Insineratehymn 21:37, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

 :) —Braydie 21:40, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Michael j firefox

Dear bradie i think some swaped one image with another one .

One used in artical magical girl and its completly unrelated to the artical

This is the image

If you think you can reverse it to the older image thanks (that's assuming its possible with mediawiki)Richardson j 13:13, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Is that Fox one the one you want in magical girl? —Braydie 19:15, 1 May 2007 (UTC) If i understoud you correctly yesRichardson j 00:43, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry if my previous post confusing the image i want is the one with the girl in it Richardson j 00:47, 2 May 2007 (UTC)p.s.sorry i'm so sorryRichardson j 00:47, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Hmm. Well I didn't know what image you was on about before. But looking at it, it seems to be sorted. —Braydie 16:41, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
ThanksRichardson j 02:48, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

And one for you

Goobf RapeShielded
Olipro has awarded you his Get out of Bumrape Free card
Consider yourself lucky

Congratulations for earning it.

You're welcome ^_^ --Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:08, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Hahahaha, woot! \o/ —Braydie 19:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC)


Congratulations on not only being named Write of the Month, but overwhelming being voted for. If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off to you! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:19, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Aww thanks. But I'm pretty sure that it's because I was the only one up there. So, no hat huh? Anything else you could take off? :D —Braydie 00:16, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
You are a cheeky little monkey ;-) Besides, these mom boobs are down to my knees... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:25, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
 :D —Braydie 16:17, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Attack Force

Why did you remove "Attack Force"? It was a great an funny article if you ever saw that awful movie. Full of irony. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jelly (talk • contribs)

ICU expired. Read here. If you want I can restore it so that you can work on it. —Braydie 06:48, 2 May 2007 (UTC)


Hey Braaaaydie...

Somewhere on Uncyclopedia there is a motion gof image of a guy who is gay running around something and flapping his arms. I need to add it to HowTo:Come Out of the Closet. Can you help me locate it? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:28, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

 :D I know exactly where that is! I had it on my talk page for ages a while back. It's this one,
Right? —Braydie 16:21, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

If I were younger, and you were straight, I would have your baby. BTW, could you look at that article and do something withit. My brother said it isn't how he remembered his coming out - he said something about our mother throwing Spode at him when she figured out that he wouldn't have a granddaughter that he would name after her. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:58, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey! Who said I wasn't straight. —Braydie 16:39, 3 May 2007 (UTC)


Haywain For voting for her article, The British Class System,
Sanns-sig has awarded you:
A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all.

Woo! —Braydie 16:42, 3 May 2007 (UTC)


howto make my sig? ONX 16:43, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Create a sig page here. Then go to preferences at the top, head down to the nicknames box and put in {{SUBST:nosubst|User:ONX/sig}}. Then you need to tick the "Raw signatures" box below it. If you need any more help, just ask :) —Braydie 16:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

Beerpint Olipro has bought you a beer!
Remember though, you're getting the next round.

I figured I should get around to thanking people for voting me for sysop, and I know you're not aversed to a drink, so cheers! :P -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:39, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Woo! Under age drinking! \o/ —Braydie 21:45, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Nah... let's say you're drinking it at home... "my home" /me vomits -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:39, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

What you're talking about in IRC right now...

Fair enough, matey. I'll resist making jokes along those lines :) RabbiTechno 16:35, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Um, no you don't have to do anything different.. —Braydie 16:36, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Seriously, if it does your head in, I'll stop. Anyway, it gives me more time to spend taking the piss out of Oli, heheh. RabbiTechno 16:38, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Nah, it doesn't. Just lately I've realised that I'm using my name, and a simple search in google finds my picture. Would you kinda feel the same way? —Braydie 16:40, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Ah yes, I can see your point there. Not a desirable state of affairs. RabbiTechno 16:42, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
But really, don't worry about it. :) —Braydie 16:44, 6 May 2007 (UTC)


Newcookie Trar has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 23:41, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Woo! and yes, I do appreciate it! —Braydie 20:01, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Protect me from aids, please

Could you please semiprotect my userpage and my talk page? Thanks,--User:Zerotrousers/sig 07:53, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

Could you let me know why you are editing other people's userpages? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Um, why? —Braydie 19:04, 8 May 2007 (UTC)


well, it just substitutes the content of the template into the page as you probably know... which kind of bloats it... the only excuse for it is that it increases server load, although the caching system of mediawiki will provide a temporary store of that content over time so to be honest, it's not really all that paramount but ok... I'll use subst anyway :P -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:52, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, hmm, well I suppose no one's gonna tell you otherwise. You know more about it than me :P Maybe you could just keep doing it the way you did it, I mean there's more characters to type. Oh, unless you have a auto-tab set up like I do (stolen from someone) —Braydie 20:55, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I've got those for NRV, also, if you want to leave a message on my talk page, just click that button and wait for the edit box to load is all. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:06, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
Oh okay. —Braydie 18:25, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the Vote

In keeping true to monroe doctrine, you've helped me stop the other nominated articles from colonizing the front page. well done.

Newcookie Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 23:12, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

No worries. And STV is very annoying. —Braydie 19:47, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Conditional Rewrite Tag

Could you please check this out? It's a rewrite tag with 3 levels of harshness. Without parameters, it works just like the current one. Could you authorize me trying it on our official one? I'll revert everything if it fails. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 20:04, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

I see no problem with it, assuming everything works. It's a template anyways, so if anything does happen to go wrong, the template can be changed and the job cue can sort it out :D —Braydie 20:09, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
(Picking my welding mask). Cool! Here I go. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 20:11, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
/me blesses NeedABrain —Braydie 20:12, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Need to change sig

how do i make a new sig i want to put this link in it (please click) Yellow 130 23:31, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Create User:Yellow 130/sig and put the code in there. You can make a link by doing [ what you want it to say here]. Once you've done that, go to preferences and put in the nicknames box "{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Yellow 130/sig}} and then put a cross in the raw signatures box. Then ~~~~ should give you your new sig and timestamp. If you need any assistance just ask again :D —Braydie 20:11, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Update tomorrow?

Y helo thar, Mr. Braydie. I won't be around Friday night and possibly Saturday night - would you mind terribly covering VFH for me? —rc (t) 03:23, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

HAY THAR. Yeah ok, I'll find some time to do both, again it will my time 'cause I'm cool. —Braydie 20:08, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Check the Article for

Don't Talk To Strangers

Um.. ? —Braydie 21:01, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Black magic

My first real attempt at an article got huffed and the artical is Alfred kahn . I was wandering if you could bring it back to life and add some humor to it as i do not want to prepear a funral for it .

Thanx Richardson j 05:29, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Hmm, what was the exact article name?
It's calledAlfred kahnRichardson j 12:55, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
In case you din't realise it i also corrected the other link above .

I dont want to lose my first real attempt a creating an artical . By the way congrats on being the writer and noob of the month seen i'm adopeted you as my admin . Richardson j 13:31, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

I did notice :) but I've been away for a few days. Ok, I've moved it to User:Richardson j/Alfred kahn. You can work on it there.. if you need some help for ideas just say. —Braydie 20:52, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks and if you have any photo's that could be used on the page thanx Richardson j 23:10, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Vote Thingy

Tory poster Congratulations

Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.

No worries! and I love the fact that people want to edit my signature. —Braydie 20:16, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!

Tesvallag Tesco Value Lager!
and a Very Happy Birthday!


RabbiTechno 18:56, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

TESCO VALUE LAGER!!! Thanks JT :) —Braydie 20:15, 16 May 2007 (UTC)


Weasel3689 would like to thank you for
Lord of the Flies.

Weasels Rule!

Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 06:01, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

I will remember. —Braydie 21:03, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Admin Request

Hi there,

We have no admins working on Turkish version of Uncyclopedia. We need protection for some of the articles which are capable both in content and uncyclopedic format. Some of people always delete our staff here or change contents with silly arguements. Could you please help us as an admin ?(or send us an admin from uncyclopedia), if you please, things can become regular here.

Best Regards

--Assyrius 23:30, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. So you need me working as an admin on the turkish uncyclopedia? (Am I reading that right?) Well, I don't know how to speak or read turkish and I don't have admin rights there. If there is a way for me to help you, then please say. I could also help with any kind of formatting questions you have. —Braydie 17:18, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
ok thanks Braydie, i just wondered if you have directly have rights on our area or not. i dont know the procedure, so i thought uncyclopedia appoints admins in our area. thanks for your offer for helping, if we have formatting problems here, i'll let you know that. By the way could you tell me please, what's the procedure to decide someone as an admin?

Best wishes --Assyrius 02:20, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

No, I don't have direct rights on the Turkish uncyclopedia, only the English one :(. Procedure for adminship, hmm, it's up in the air at the moment. But it used to be where someone nominated you, then had to have 2 admins agree that this was a good candidate. Then, the person with the highest votes becomes an admin. —Braydie 11:15, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

If your wiki is hosted by wikia then I suggest you get onto the #wikia channel and talk to them about sorting it out, otherwise, I suspect you're probably being hosted by carlb and you should find a way to e-mail him. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:20, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Dealt with this in the Forum, its not a Wikia site, its one of CarlB's. He's the best person to speak to. And if he's got any sense will make you an Admin, as you at least have recognised the need and care enough to seek out a solution. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Thank you, Olipro and Mhaille for helping with this request. —Braydie 23:33, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
thanx to all for your attention. i recognized that there's an admin now and it seems i've chosen. i dont expect this and still dont understand how but anyway, i blocked the ones who remove contents. everything is allright now. by the way i think i need your help a bit about administration policy:) keep'n touch, best wishes. --Assyrius 01:35, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
No problems :) If you're the only admin working on the site, then maybe you should make an admin policy. No one's going to go against you, because you have the power. —Braydie 01:37, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
hehehe, ok:) i want to ask you s question. how can i lock a page to prevent editing? i tried several times but it says unlocked. what should be expiry box format? or different?
Hmm. I think you're working on a different mediawiki software from us, as we don't have an expiry date for our protections. Just have a trial and error with it, see what format it takes. You can always undo what you have done afterwards. —Braydie 10:41, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

If you don't mind, could use some help wikicoding a sig.

Basically, my tries at tinkering with all that code majig are usually sacreligious to at least five faiths. Attempting to spork details from other people's sigs to create my own has only resulted in an emulation of the Ministry of Silly Walks.

So, if you'd be so kind as to assist, this is what I'd like:

Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings)

The Pigeon part should be in grey font - the rest should be brown. Some Random Pigeon should be in bold, (Bird Feed) and (Bird Droppings) should be in smaller text. Some Random Pigeon should link to my user page - (Bird Feed) to my talk page - (Bird Droppings) should be Contributions.

If you can just leave a sample at User:Pigeon/sig, that'd be great. Thank'ee. - Pigeon 12:13, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Ok, it's done. Any more requests? —Braydie 21:02, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Welcome Back

You missed so much! While you were gone:

  • Oprah stumbled upon the IRC channel and gave all of us Intel Quad Cores.
  • Jesus stopped by to tell us of some major shit he's planning. Here's a little tip: Stay away from Paris.
  • Edward Zander official apologized for that dreadful piece of shit called the Motorola V3 RAZR.
  • Save The Mooses was selected for an official NASA program! Unfortunately all it really encompassed was he had to eat fried eggs made by Micheal Jackson. Yes, sure, it was all pretty confusing. Especially for STMs who woke up in the middle of a pentagram with nothing but a pair of boxers on. That's Micheal Jackson for ya!
  • We found Mother Teresa's diary on a landfill and read it. Turns out shes a real whore. Don't invite her to a funeral. She has a special way of saying goodbye, if you catch my drift. And if you didn't catch my drift: she puts a gag in the body's mouth that's drenched in spirits. Then she light's it on fire. Then she puts the fire out with horse semen. I'm pretty shure that's not Catholic tradition though.

Well... That's about all I can remember. The CEO of Jack Daniels stopped by and gave us free liquor for a year, so I really forgot the rest.

You should leave more.

Stay away from Paris?! Hmmm. :D —Braydie 21:04, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
Oh by the way --AtomDsig.png 21:36, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
I agree, however —Braydie 21:42, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Good Luck...

...with the exams. You'll be missed during your absence. RabbiTechno 22:30, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Seconded... hope to see your nice pink arse back here soon -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass)

When in doubt, eliminate the answers you are sure aren't correct, then guess. Or, if it's a soft subject, bullshit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:22, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks :) —Braydie 07:13, 26 May 2007 (UTC)


Fu Braydie. --KATIE!! 20:21, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Fu Keitei. —Braydie 07:13, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Hello from a friend with a trival quiston ?

I got something to ask of you . Is your last name Haskell ??¿

Indeed. —Braydie 07:13, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
Now i know that user page i found on wikipedia is yours .:-) Richardson j 02:40, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
 :D —Braydie 16:13, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Size me up .

As i learned a lot about editing wiki's from you so i thought you can teach me how to change image thumbnail size . But the silly thing is that it will be used on my wikipedia userpage so if you got any advice thanks . Richardson j 12:24, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, ok what you do is...

Dunecat Dunecat

Check the edit screen to see what I did. —Braydie 12:28, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

Well, Braydie/Dunecat, it's lame you're on vacation, because at least I miss you. And I'm an ocean and a continent away. Just thing about those poor folk who are closer to you. Anyhow, thanks for the vote!--Shandon 05:16, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Aww, thanks Shandon. —Braydie 17:37, 1 June 2007 (UTC)


Who wrote that anyways... and are they unaware that you are not even American, let alone indigenous to the Western United States? Anyhow, I'm way too lazy to read it, aprons keep spoons away, etc etc etc. --KATIE!! 14:45, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

 :) —Braydie 17:37, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Welcome back

Zombiebaron has been looking after the redirect page for you. He's only left 60 things because he knows you love huffing redirects so much... :-P --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 06:21, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Damn him. —Braydie 15:55, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Thought to let you know

That your userpage still got that vacation template in case your forgot Richardson j 12:26, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, that's because I'm on semi vacation. —Braydie 16:06, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Woops i'm sorry.
I beg for your forgiveness .;-( Richardson j 01:43, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Hehe, no problems. :) —Braydie 16:45, 3 June 2007 (UTC)


While I agree that the deleted Naruto needed redirecting (at least I think that was your doing...) to avoid being badly recreated, we now have another problem (though not as urgent): a rather conspicuous Naruto-shaped hole in Uncyclopedia. I was just wondering, has there been any proposal among admins or whatnot as to what to do about it? I would assume the article isn't simply going to be left blank and uncreatable indefinitely... Feebas factor 02:16, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Yep, that was my doing. If you'd like to create the article again yourself, do so in your Userspace.. here would be fine. If anyone presents to me or another admin a rewritten article then it will be imposed. —Braydie 11:13, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Picture perfect .

I would like to know if theres anyone that can supply me a humorous picture of Alfred Kahn chairman and CEO of 4kids Entertainment and let me know who (for i know it could be you )so i can have a picture for the article that im creating .Richardson j 23:17, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmm. If you think the picture would probably have to be made, try requesting at Image Request. —Braydie 23:34, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks Richardson j 23:51, 9 June 2007 (UTC)


Guess who's not online now. I wonder... --KATIE!! 18:36, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

And then she's gone forever! Or until Monday. Same thing. --Blah blah blah 19:01, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
I was unable to get to a computer yesterday night, long story. Hopefully see you Monday? —Braydie 12:40, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

My background

Hello its mii again i want to know on how to change background colour of articles please . As i failed asked this question a while back as i use my wii to edit articles with that i feared the code might be tooooooooooooooooo long . Then again i would never know if i dont ask . Richardson j 04:18, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmm, I think the only way is to use .css on a site wide .css edit. However, if there's anyone that will know the answer it is Spang. He's your best bet. —Braydie 11:46, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
Well unfortunately as far as i know i can't do css edit on my wii but thanks anyway .


Not to bother you during your vacation, but could you pee review an article? I am not sure if this is against the rules, but I was hoping you could review the page. Even though it's already known that you believe it's "bloody brilliant", I trust that you will give it a fair and balanced review. Kip the Dip 07:38, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

I sure will. —Braydie 11:44, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
However, I can't find it :( —Braydie 11:50, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Get It Together!

You know something? You're pathetic! Yeah, that's right! You have refused to stand by your own word on the voting for Top 10 of May! "Voting Ends on the 15th" it says! What's today? LOOK AT THE SIG! IT'S THE 16th! In all seriousness, though, just rig the vote in favor of Fat Albert and we'll call it even.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:36, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Don't be rude to my Braydie :<. also... don't ban Lj please Braydie. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:53, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
Ok. Sorry Ljlego, I haven't been accessed to a computer in quite some time. I'd have taken some initiative though and told an admin that it needed protecting. Gosh. —Braydie 10:52, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
It's alright, I love you man.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:22, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
/me bans Lj out of boredom.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:41, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
OMG ROUGE ADMIN!!!111!!! —Braydie 23:18, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Don't I get a say in this? No? Alright.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:04, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
You can't, brad banned you. —Braydie 00:12, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
I am reasonably certain that I'm unbanned now. You know what else I'm reasonably certain of? THE VOTING IS STILL OPEN, DAMMIT! Jesus, it's nearly July! Just take off everything that isn't in the running for first, second, or third. Then, rig the vote in favor of Fat Albert, and give second to Stephen Hawking, and have the rest of the articles fight to the death for third. Fights to the death solve everything! /me claps his hands and says "Deus ex machina"-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:29, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Wait, so out of the two admins that saw this message.. they didn't protect the page?! —Braydie 22:59, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Well, there is a four-way tie for second. But still, voterigging would be nice. Jeb Bush did it!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:40, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Could you please post the five articles of the month in their box on VFH? I'd do it myself, but don't feel it's really my place to adjudicate on ties. Thanks. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:38, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

OMG?! There's a TIE?! Ok, I'll sort it laters. —Braydie 19:55, 25 June 2007 (UTC)


For no reason my article was deleted, I usually backup the source of my articles, but I was under the impression that is was here to stay since it said to improve it, but then it was deleted! I deleted the backup of my code since I thought it was here, but it was deleted. Where is the code, I need the code, I found a site and I need it for personal purposes, and have the right to it since it is my information...

What's the exact name of the article? Because Lan.St didn't bring any results of being deleted. —Braydie 23:21, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Go on irc

Or I might just send a hitlerbear to get you. And you think I'm kidding... --Katievanity.jpg 23:23, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

 :O Yes miss. (Nice sig, but it's broked) —Braydie 23:27, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Size me up part 2

I know how to change sizes of images but i dont know if the number is the width or hight as in px## if you can let me know thanks Richardson j 00:53, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

I think it's just a matter of experiment really. Try to begin with 180px, if you need to increase the size then increase the number, likewise with decreasing the size of the image. This is where "show preview" comes in very handy. —Braydie 07:38, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks Richardson j 23:02, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Underlined the bold and the beautiful...

How do you do underlined and bold text Richardson j 23:10, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Underlined is done by doing.. <u>underlined text here</u> and that will produce underlined text here. Bold text is done by doing.. '''Bold text here''' and that will produce Bold text here. —Braydie 23:17, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Thank you very muchRichardson j 22:14, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry to intrude, but...

Would you at all be interested in judging for the upcoming Poo Lit Surprise? I understand you're taking a bit of a wiki-break, but this might be something you'd want to do: no heavy lifting, just the power to crush young writer's dreams. No pressure if you don't want to do it, just tossing out the idea. Hit me up on my talk page if you want to do it. Thanks. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:20, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Ok, will do. —Braydie 20:02, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

My favorite lolcat

Lolcat this is mah job

Hope you like. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:52, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Hahahahaha, and hey tompkins :) —Braydie 20:02, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

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