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OH NOES! Some n00b has deleted all my work....bring me my banhammer.

Thanx for the welcome

Still sorting the ropes here. Hope you enjoy the stuff I do.

One thing; how do you find out what images are loaded here? BadWebDiver 12:33, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome.. for the welcome. Hmm, so you mean like a database of images that have been uploaded? I don't think there is. Normally, when people need pictures they just upload them themselves. —Braydie at 12:38, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Or goto but the list is huge.User:Tooltroll/sig 13:01, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Christ, in an ideal world, those would be all sorted into picture categories. Thanks tooltroll. —Braydie at 13:03, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
I know. . . Fugly, ain't it?User:Tooltroll/sig 13:04, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Heh, that's just a huge mess. —Braydie at 13:49, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
Can we sort that out? Well not at he moment as it's a special page, but could we later? It deserves a
Katie hate this! - It make her spork her eyes out!
template a the moment! (Without any reference to Katie)
Yeah, maybe a picture category.. category. —Braydie at 16:49, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for all the fish

Thanks for the ice cream. You've earned yourself an honorary lifetime membership in the Guido Protection Fund! --LordKaT 16:45, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

GuidoProtectionFund Guido Protection Fund Member
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They are not to be fucked with under penalty of broken kneecaps.
There you go again, always with the gifts :P . Much appreciated. —Braydie at 16:47, 14 January 2007 (UTC)


I present you with a worthless prize. --AtomDsig.png 18:48, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

AtomicPrizeAvatar Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a
Admins don't deserve Subatomic Particles...
Hey, thanks AtomD. —Braydie at 18:49, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
I changed it. Haha. Congrats. --AtomDsig.png 20:33, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Thnx for the welcome

Hi, thnx for the welcome. Also thnx for the information, but I know what to do. I'm a SysOp on the Dutch version of Uncyclopedia and I'm only here for some interwiki links ;). Greetz from Holland, Marconius 18:27, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

No probs, just an automated message thing ;) —Braydie at 18:28, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to deleters anonymous.

Hey, join the club. -- Hindleyite Converse 17:31, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Heh, thanks Hindleyite, where have you been lately, I haven't seen you around. I'm probably blind.Braydie at 17:33, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
I've been exactly that - anonymous. Chrimbo is over, and I'm back at Uni, so less Uncyc. Also, I get tired of IRC. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:05, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
Ahh, fair enough. Doing much at Uni? Coursework? —Braydie at 18:06, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, my course is 100% coursework. No tests, but it's really intense. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:55, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
Christ. I never want to be under that kind of pressure.. I suppose it's better than 100% exam though. Deadline soon? —Braydie at 20:58, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Congrats! Here's hoping you'll now change your name so people won't confuse us.  ;p--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:35, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

What? I'm an admin now? Oh... Drat. Well that leaves me and The Brad out in the cold, I guess. ^_^ --User:The Bard/sig 18:42, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
Well Done Braydie! User:Kjhf/sig 19:06, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, and welcome to the Cabal very-open-and-not-secretive-at-all club! I'm very pleased to have you as an ally in the War on Stupid. Don't forget to pick up your banhammer and huffing gloves from the quartermaster at the supplies desk. ;) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:24, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Will do, and thanks for everyone that voted, or verbally supported me. I'll sort out something sometime for you people. —Braydie at 20:53, 16 January 2007 (UTC)


Hello. It's Flameviper. I was banned a very long time ago because I was an immature asshat and kept making shite templates. I got warned, and stupidly created more. I got banned for a month and when I got indef-blocked on Wikipedia, it was upgraded to indef here as well. I was unblocked from Wikipedia and I'm a great Wikipedian. I've also learned a lot about being funny and not just stupid. Just unblock me, point me in the general direction of an article and let me loose. I'll make that mothafucka hilarious. 19:07, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

PS. I don't have IRC.
Hello, well, I would need some kind of proof that you reformed. But, as I have no idea how you can do that, I'm not sure anything can be done. —Braydie at 19:18, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
Braydie, don't worry about it. User:Kjhf/sig 19:20, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
Cheers Kjhf. —Braydie at 19:26, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Hi Sir

I'm trying to make an article, well, an UnBook in the UnCookBook category. I'm having all sorts of problems. I have to link to the UnCookBooks category, and i can't do it.The pic I uploaded is not appearing either... Sure, I'm a n00b, tehee! Last time a friend helped me, but he isn't online. Help me? --FoxyBabe 19:49, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah sure, let's just deal with one thing at a time. I'll have a look at the category. —Braydie at 19:53, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
Right, the category seems to be there. What else is going wrong? —Braydie at 19:56, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
Foxybaby, to link to a category you put

[[category:(category name)]] so in that case it would be [[category:UnCookbook]] I do know some things... User:Kjhf/sig 20:02, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... I'm talking about that link that shows at the bottom. Also, you all can see the pictures I uploaded? Because I can't.--FoxyBabe 20:10, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Yes,I can also, is the link at the bottom the category: (whatever) link? If so follow the steps above User:Kjhf/sig 20:30, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I can see the pictures as well. And I think you mean the category link, and yeah I can see that as well. —Braydie at 20:54, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Braydie, I think now things are going right! Soon it will be ready. Thanks!--DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 20:56, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Cool :D . Nice sig by the way. —Braydie at 20:57, 17 January 2007 (UTC)


  • This one for your vote:
The victory bells(?) have rang!
NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia
  • This for your edits:

  • This for your promotion to admin:
Soviet Mayonaise Jar NeedABrain has awarded you a mayonnaise jar!
For you got the brains. In case of unwanted death, just have your brain tucked in and fill it with serum, formol or mint liqueur. If you can't wait, go tease a lion.

Cheers! -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 21:46, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

 :D No problem, and thanks for the award..s :D —Braydie at 21:56, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

I never...

I never added seizure pictures to Tom's page.--Metropolis 22:31, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmm, that's strange I thought you did, well you still added pictures to his talk page that were not resized, even after he told you not to. —Braydie at 22:38, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

I thank thee

Ive been trying to move that stupid thing all day. It keeps telling me i need to be logged in to do it though, even though i already am.

Heh. Now to go changing all those links... Knux 13:41, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Ahh ok, the links have already been done so you don't need to worry about them :D —Braydie at 13:42, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
 :'( now the stupid surrounding links and buttons are all miniscule, by template-box borders have all dissapeared and some of the arcticle has just fallen off Knux 13:53, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
It seems that those templates are making it do it, I created the article and removed the templates. You could try and change the templates then maybe it will stop doing it, but I'm not that good with that kinda thing. Just check and make sure that you have done everything correctly. If not, then you could try to copy someone else's code for a template and modify it. —Braydie at 18:39, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Naaah, the templates dont do that anywhere else that ive used them. But ive juggled them to remedy the serious issues and I doubt anyone else is gonna be intrested in the page anyway. P.S that IS how I did the templates :p. I wouldnt have been able to do it myself from scratch. Thanks for all the help. You are officially on my 'do not kill' list. Knux 11:12, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Blueorc This user is protected by Blue Orcs. Knux must like them.

 :D Cool, if you need any help in the future, you know where to find me. —Braydie at 11:12, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Reanimated Tom petty

Braydie- I was in the middle of a rewrite of Tom petty when it got huffed. I hope you don't mind, but I reposted the article. Needs another set of eyes, though. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:38, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

So sorry about that, do you need me to restore it, or is it all done now? If you ever notice that you could rewrite something, the safest thing to do would be to copy it to your userspace. (Oh and I don't mind) —Braydie at 20:42, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
No problem. But could do me a HUGE favor and take a look at Tom Petty. I was going to play off of the "Tom petty" thing (one of the many "petty" problems in his life) but Zombiebarron moved it to Tom Petty almost immediatly, which nullified the joke. But on the plus side, it did give me another bit to work with and I got to use the phrase "Cathartic" and its always a good day when the happens ;-) Anyway, I would really like your opinion on the piece. I asked Mahille for his opinion as well, too. Oh, while I am politicing, I rewrote Lying which was VfD; Zombie says I need another voteto keep it - so if you would take a look at that and tell me your opinion, that too would be appreciated. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:58, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
Oh sorry, I read it before but didn't say anything about it. I like it, and I preferred when it was the small p (as it does add to the joke.) Maybe you could add the title hack for this one? Oh, and I seem to be heading over to VFD for some reason. ;D —Braydie at 21:07, 20 January 2007 (UTC)


Braydie....I am taking on Faggotry as my next charity case. Could you please take the hex off it for a few days while I tweak it into something akin to falconry? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:29, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Done. —Braydie at 23:31, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
I like you. You are cool in my book. BTW, take a look at Faggotry it needs an editor, but its better than it was. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:40, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Do you like saving articles from VFD/NRV because this is a lot better than it was. —Braydie at 13:24, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Sometimes, yes. Other times, no. A lot of it depends on whether or not the baby is sleeping and the other children are fed and content with tormenting their father. A little of it depends on whether or not I think that the topic title is basic enough that it fits into Uncyclopedia's mission. I can't abide articles in which the "author" (code for twelve year old boy) publishes nonsensical dates and inside jokes in an attempt to think himself funny. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:05, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
That is very true, do you have a PLS entry? I reckon you would be very good in the rewrite category :D —Braydie at 14:07, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Oh yes - I rewrote Queen Victoria you can see it at User:Prettiestpretty/Queen Victoria. Go and take a look at it and edit it if you choose, but let me know so I can add your name as a cohort. I'll post it to the Queen Victoria article after the contest. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:37, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
I'll take a look, but I won't edit it, otherwise I'll have to be added as a collaborator in the contest. —Braydie at 18:40, 21 January 2007 (UTC)


The logic behind this edit escapes me. I hope I'm missing some key bit of info...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:20, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Already featured. —Braydie at 13:22, 21 January 2007 (UTC) bad. It's late and I want to go home. Not that I'm typing this from work. That would be wrong.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:41, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
That's no problem, even I had to double check why I got rid of it. And hurry up and get home, the longer you stay there the more damaged you become. —Braydie at 13:43, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Potentially helpful tip: when I come across someone who has voted for something that's already featured, I cross it out and put a note in after it along the lines of "No need to vote for already featured pages". Then I call them a silly bunny and fall off my chair. You may want to skip that last bit.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:55, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
I may even add the falling off the chair, it sounds like fun and it's a deterrent for them. "If I vote on something that is already featured, he's going to hurt himself"... or a incentive, I forget which. —Braydie at 13:58, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Positive (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

This user has just uploaded a massive amount of pornographic images onto his userpage. I nearly barfed after laying my eyes upon his horrific userpage of abomination. --General Insineratehymn 17:02, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

sigh Ok thanks for letting me know, Insinerate. —Braydie at 17:13, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Infi banned, all images were external files. —Braydie at 17:21, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

VGC Deleted Edit

Yeah, I was wondering why this was deleted before I could finish the edit. "Version 1.1 passed" was the given reason, but I don't really understand what the hell it is your talking about.

Just curious.

--MyDoom24.240.70.27 17:03, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

If you are talking about VG Cats Forum then I deleted it because the content on the page was "Penis". The reason for the (1.1 Test passed) is because we normally give that reason when someone is "testing" a page, for example "testing" if "penis" shows up. —Braydie at 17:12, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Deletion of User:Gracenotes

Yes, my request for huffing was intentional. I wasn't intoxicated or anything. Just to clarify, its main intention was to get rid of the plethora of idiotic nonsense on it. The only thing remotely funny was the "conductor" pun (ie, poor conductor of music, thus attempts at electrocution failed); the rest was random. I learned quickly from my work on Wikipedia that random stuff is not funny. I also tend to dislike semi-autobiographies.

I hope I've elucidated this somewhat... maybe one day, I'll come back to Uncyclopedia and put my since-then accrued good taste in satire... to work. Thanks.

P.S. Uncyclopedia, for a lack of better term, "pwns" at CSS. Do you know how the implementation of MediaWiki:Skin/Nihilism.css on Nihilism occurs? I have feeling it may be hardcoded; if you don't know, that's fine with me. Gracenotes T § 17:51, 21 January 2007 (UTC) (User:Gracenotes)

Ahh, I was just checking (I thought maybe you wanted to get rid of a subpage, but forgot to put it in the link). I hope to see you back sometime. About the Nihilism page, I have no idea about how it works as it's the great work of "Splaka". However, I'm pretty sure that it just overrides the site wide .css. If you really wanted to know I suggest asking him, or Spang. Thanks for coming back to verify. —Braydie at 17:57, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Huffing of Scat Babe

You huffed my article.

The reason says because the article was "meow" and the only contributor was (an ip address).

That was me, I didn't realize I wasn't logged on.

There is no option for undoing a deletion correct? I'd have more luck talking to a wall.

Contact me: User:Scruffy

Hmm, it seems that Sannse deleted the first version with the reason "Uncyclopedia is not ED". Basically you need to read HTBFANJS to make sure that it is with our humo(u)r. I'll restore it to your userspace so that you can develop it there. You can find it at User:Scruffy/Scat Babe. —Braydie at 22:14, 21 January 2007 (UTC)


Why did you huff this? All of the categories are rather pointless. This is not Wikipedia.--Metropolis 22:19, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Because I had a feeling that it was going to be spammed across pages. I know that this is not Wikipedia, but still I didn't see a point in having this category and the increasing amount of categories are becoming a problem. —Braydie at 22:25, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Running with a single Sciss


I don't know if you're old enough to remember this but Alan Sherman had a song One Hippopotami in that song, he had the line about a single Scissor, which he referred to as a single sciss. I thought of that when I read your article. Nice work on the article - wishing your the best of luck 'cause nice guys ought to finish first. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:31, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Haha, thanks for that. I'm going to try and get it in there somehow. —Braydie at 23:53, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
What about as an "Olde English" definition? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:58, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Hmm, that's a good idea, when I get back I'll put it in, and thanks for the vote on Vietnam War Hoax as well :) —Braydie at 08:02, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
Don't forget, its 50% safer than running with scissors. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
"The invention of the safety Scissor also allowed the Safety Movement of 1999 to remove their rule against running with Scissors, because running with one Scissor is a lot safer than running with two, by up to 50%." —Braydie at 08:16, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks For The Vote

Mewhenreadingstupidstuff Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin.
I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.

Sorry about the clutter this template causes. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:19, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Nice template :D - Again you're welcome —Braydie at 08:02, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Incomplete/In progess

Hey braydie. Apologeez for not fully completing those two HowTo articles. The howto be random one is just fabricated nonsense I somehow made “lite” funny. The HowTo: Antagonize People for Being Different article I just feel plain terrible about. I think I began writing it after accidentally tuning into Oprah sensationalizing the issue of students in public schools being intimidated by colleagues for common differences (race, ethnicity, creed, orientation etc.). I’d really like to finish it but would feel much better if someone else were to contribute to the image portion of the article; I’m afraid that I may obscenely over do it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by AmericanBastard (talk • contribs)

Hey that's no problem. You can make a request at Rad's corner if you require a photoshopped image. If it's just normal images I could have a look for you and upload some if you like. But again, that's not a problem with the WIP tags. Thanks. —Braydie at 08:01, 22 January 2007 (UTC)


User:Kjhf/sig 17:09, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Kjhf! —Braydie at 18:10, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Front page vandalism

Huh, Braydie, you have banned Thompkins for main page vandalism. I dunno if this is part of the joke, but, in case you have missed something, it's an old in-joke played by admins. See the history ("Fisher Price Day") and you will understand it, if you didn't. By the way, I myself consider this very silly, but whatever. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 22:12, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Heh, it was a joke ban because tompkins was messing about with fixing the main page. Yeah, I agree it's stupid but if an article was voted for by the people then that's how it goes. —Braydie at 22:16, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
Democracy... pew! :p -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 22:20, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, waste of time :D —Braydie at 22:21, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
Well the next time I blank the Main Page and replace it with Unpocalypse, I'll be able to say "Braydie and NeedABrain have no problem with me circumventing VFH, cause democracy stinks"...oh wait...that's been done already...--Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:23, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
ooh! Nah seriously though, democracy is there for a reason, and if you don't like it then you'll just have to deal with it. —Braydie at 22:25, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
...for the record I was joking...just in case...cause I have no clue what you just said Braydie... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:31, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I knew you were, and I changed my comment so that it could be understood :D —Braydie at 22:33, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
The worst system except by every other that have been tried... But a toast to Murphyssolini! Sig heil! :p -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket [scream!] 22:28, 22 January 2007 (UTC)


Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:21, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
 :D thanks :D —Braydie at 15:25, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Article missing

One more thing. An article of mine appears to have been deleted. I'm sure it was valid; received a Wilde comment and pee review. Have an older copy of it somewhere, just checking to make sure it wasn't administratively huffed or anything. Article = Jew bag

--AmericanBastard 07:25, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, it was deleted via VFD. If you like I can restore it to your userspace so that you can work on it there. —Braydie at 07:38, 24 January 2007 (UTC)


Do you realize how far down I had to scroll to get here? --LordKaT

Yeah, it's quite far (Annoying as well). I'll probably archive it again soon. —Braydie at 19:56, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks much!

Thank you for the help! Now I can hide all the pages I want under my username!

Smrt-guy 21:20, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Hehe, no problem. —Braydie at 22:02, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Your my bitch now

since that one guy has left for a week i have no one to mess with. for the Next week your My Bitch. i know how to change my IP adress so i can keep coming back as much as i want and theres nothing you can do to stop me. So go Fuck Yourself. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

You're too late. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:58, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
That's totally cool with me. —Braydie at 22:00, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

hahaha thats not my IP this is my new one. hahaha cant get rid of me at all. MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "etc etc etc..." The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Awwwww, I never said I wanted to get rid of you. Please forgive me :( —Braydie at 22:41, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

o yeah try this one on

FUCK "x big number" The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

 :) - But remember, when we are inside, we use our inside voice. —Braydie at 22:54, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
we believe you are a vandal/10 year old/baby and so, we hate you. User:Kjhf/sig 22:58, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

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