User talk:Brainspew

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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Brainspew, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!


Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~Jewriken.GIF 16:03, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Be Unique

Generally speaking, "saving a space" is not something that really works around here, and your piece is bound to be deleted promptly. You can either start actual content on it and place a {{construction}} tag on it, which will buy you a week, or you can create it in your own space (i.e. - user:Brainspew/HowTo:Be Unique) and move it to the main space when you're finished. Good luck. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:06, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you

For rewriting Fuck the world from the crap that it was to, what's that word...not crap that it is now. You're a good dude, and you have done us a service. Thanks~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:48, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

LOL im at least glad that my article (which i knew was unredeemable, it was my first ever anyway) was added.

i wrote that original crap BTW Nezlr 19:51, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

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