User talk:Brainpan

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Sorry I had to delete your article, but it made no sense and IMHO as an "editor", is utter crap. Please do try again, this time with pics, links, and maybe some content which is funny to people other than yourself. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:12, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Writer of the Month November 2009

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award December 2009

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