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I failed poetry


am a


Hello good sir

How have things been going? All well I may hope. *knocks out Bradaphraser with a certain solid object* And now it's RAPING TIME! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:51, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

/watches. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:56, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
*knocks out Dexter too* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:59, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
Oh, my dear talkpage. It does explain why I don't remember much about last night, however.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:39, September 6, 2009 (UTC)


I have the flu! Is it the swine flu? Stay tuned to find out!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:06, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Bad news, everyone. It appears my repiratory infection was bacterial, not viral, so I guess I won't be a ginea pig for Hiney Flu after all...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:15, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Hmm... Well, at least I make it seem like you're not talking to yourself by leaving this comment. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:17, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Also, you have healthcare?!? Amazing... I don't. Not since my father got laid-off in May. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:18, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Well thank God so many people are fighting so hard to keep us from getting Universal Health Care then, right? My mom-in-law has gone all Republican activist since Obama became President and has declared that any Health Care system paid for by the Government is evil. I imagine she'll change her tune when she goes on Medicare in 15 years. Or, knowing how ignorant many of the opponents of Health Care are, she probably won't. She won't realize Medicare IS Government-run. In other news, shit, I'm sorry about you dad getting laid-off, dude.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:31, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Meh. It hasn't effected us too negatively. Thing is, we were just starting to get out of the shit-hole we'd been in for a good three years before the economy officially collapsed. Whatever. Struggle, just another sign that God loves you. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:43, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
“Life is pain. Anyone that says differently is selling something.”
~ The Dread Pirate Roberts on life
--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:45, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

I think it'd be better if it said, "smoking", instead of, "selling". Just saying. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:49, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Both are acceptable.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:58, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

It's a rap BITCH

To show you how pumped I am for his week's game, and how badly you're going to lose, I made a rap.

You is going down


You can suck my dick


Ima kick yo ass


At football


I got McNabb


He might better by this upcoming game


probably not


But if he is he'll rack me up mad points


If not


I got




Jay Cutler is my backup QB


He's pretty good I think


Kicked the Steelers asses last week


Fucking Ben


He sucks


I got Jackson


and Jones


and Westbrook


although Westbrook hasn't really been doing all that great lately


McNabb got me more points in Game 1 than Westbrook did in 1 & 2 combined...




He used to be really good


He'll make a comeback


I know it


I hope


And if he does


Ima kick yo ass


Like I mentioned earlier in this






You just got served your own ass on a bronze platter with a baked potato on the side. No bacon bits. BITCH. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:39,24September,2009

Just so long as none of your players are named Clark or Kent, I should be ok.  ;)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:59, September 24, 2009 (UTC)


I really enjoy that this mysterious stranger is using The Eagles for that rap :D Mah team, REPRESENT! Also, I just wanted to drop in and say hi-I haven't talked to in in a while. What's up?((unsigned|Tayor}}

Not much. I'm typing things, teaching, writing on rare occasions. Same ol', same ol'.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:41, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Simple English Uncyclopedia

Hi Bradaphraser

I've created the Simple English Uncyclopedia at Wikia (I did not know of Babel:Simple) and I would like this project to be recognized as the official simple english version of Uncyclopedia. f yes, I would like a help to create interwikis for other uncyclopedias at the Simple, and vice versa (interwikis for Simple English Uncyclopedia at the other uncyclos).

Attentiously, HelderOA 11:21, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

You probably want to submit your request to Mordillo, as he generally runs administrative aspects of the site. I'm here more for... why am I here, anyway?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:35, November 4, 2009 (UTC)


You're the only admin on Recent Changes so you're the only one I can ask, but you just got on to post some sort of goodbye rant so this is awkward. Can you reskin the main page? Thanks. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:02, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

Sure. Oh wait... um, it's already done? Er, I mean... you're welcome!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:21, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

Some help, please

Hi ! I didn't know who to ask, so I tried the Uncyclopedia's administrators page. And there I am. I'm french. And I must write an essay on The Canterbury Tales (noooo, do not go away, pleeeease come back!!!)... I NEED SOMEONE TO CORRECT IT.

I thought that, because there are lots of people who like to help each other here, you would help me. Of course, I'll owe you in exchange. I'll brush your shoes and your teeth. I'll translate your best articles into french, so that we'll know how great you are (*kof kof*, just for a correction, I must be desperate...).



Akromax 11:29, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

So, all you need is a copy-editor?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:44, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, someone fixing all grammar and vocabulary errors I could have done.


I KNOW that Uncyclopedia isn't the right place for this kind of demands but... é_è Akromax 13:01, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

I think we have a group of copy-editors here... let me see if I can locate them...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:39, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
I have taken your plight here, and you should be receiving assistance shortly.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:39, January 5, 2010 (UTC)


Hi, and totally unexpected. A compliment, and appreciated. All I was doing was venting about our friendly neighborhood quarterback, the boy next door who makes good, and then becomes the boy next door who breaks the hearts of his generation and his followers. But hey, thank you, and although it will likely not get the votes at least the European and Aussie users will learn a bit more about the American national pasttime, and that we would have our own "football" riots if the fans had more spirit in 'em. Aleister in Chains 00:56, 26 Jan. MMX

Maybe it's time to pull Brett Favre out of the fire, and let him rest in peace. A nice thought though, and much appreciated. Aleister in Chains 2:08 1 Feb. MMX
Well, I'll let the powers-that-be handle that (I haven't messed with VFH for a while). It was a pretty decent run, and who knows? Maybe a few people will come by and agree that it's the masterpiece that it is. TL;DR: it's never the right time to pull Brett out of the fire.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:46, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
OK. But he's pretty toasty by now, and burning down to a cinder. Maybe I'll put it on vfg (have you played with the vote for good page?, some of the funniest articles have won that one) after the embers cool. Aleister in Chains 3:27 1 Feb. MMX


That is all. For now... ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 02:58,3February,2010

Small request

Hey, regerding the "captain obvious" page id like you to add a quote at the top saying something like.

"Thank you!" From General Sarcasm on message to Captain Obvious

) think it would be funny.

thanks for your time //// DasMaster

You're in the Navy?

Well, then, you'll appreciate this:

:D Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:40, Apr 18 2010
That is the second-gayest Navy-related thing I've ever seen.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:14, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Peyton Manning

Hi. While I was updating my Hall of Shame entry I noticed you said Peyton Manning wasn't voted in as a feature. Checked the archive, and it was very much voted in and by a wide margin. I don't know about your other non-voted page but imnho you should add Manning into your count. I will now play the in the Navy vid above. Aleister in Chains 1:52 21 4 MMX

Yeah... it, um... that was a point of some contention at the time. I asked the rewriter if I could take some credit, since the current iteration is the same tone and format as my version, and he said something along the lines of "FU! Every word of this is MINE! Stop trying to hog my limelight!" So... I let him have it. I have plenty of features. Sure, he has more now, but hey, whatever. If you wanna give me a half-credit on that, I won't stop you.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:02, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
Of course you get half-credit. Jeez, Hall of Shame politics, think you were Pete Rose or something ("No, he can't get half-credit, he bet on the feature! He knew he couldn't bet on the feature, the sign is hung up in every clubhouse in the league!") So I did that. Now how about the Leprochian article or whatever it's name is, as far as I could tell it was featured in April of '06, had the feature tag on it and everything, and probably was on the front page that day. So that's a feature. What's the problem with that one? ("C'mon Rocky, what waz wrong with dat one, c'mon, get up off the canvas!"). I'd say to add it, it sounds like just semantics unless I'm missing something, and I don't see a large talk-page discussion on the page. On more pressing matters, I haven't heard as yet if Favre is coming back. Hoping so. Al sans chains 15:45 21 4 MMX
Wait just a darn minute. Researched the Peyton Manning page, and you gave it up fair and square. Down for the count. But this other one seems to be yours, and it was featured, so why didn't you take the feature for it? I don't know why I got in the middle of dredging this stuff up again, but the Leprochian page seems like it would count. Aleister in Chains 20:59 21 4
Both of them were on the front page, as written by me. Neither was voted up there, but featured as part of a theme instead. And yes, I already said I let the other dude have it when he rewrote it with the same theme, tone, and format. This is what I've been saying all along. And I don't know what you're talking about... the politics are what keep me coming back. Best thing about the place.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:16, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
Sigh, if I have to go through this again, I will. I hadn't edited that page in a long time, true, but I haven't edited most of my features in a year-and-a-half, at the moment I'm writing this. Many people had edited it since my last edit, yes, but again, many of my features have been edited heavily since my last edit (George W. Bush comes to mind). That doesn't mean the articles are abandoned and that I revoke all future claim to their feature. But again, I DID say, "You can have it" when he got snooty about it, so I'm willing to leave it as is.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:25, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, so it was a special theme thing before most of us were here. I guess my question is why aren't those featured articles put up during that time counted as featured articles? If they are, then you should have two complete features if they were both up at the time (Manning would have been featured twice, one for you and one for G., with both counted as features). Am I in the ballpark? (And I feel like Why? here, picking at the nits and going all anal on your ass!) Al sans chains 1:30 22 4
Eh, I seem to be the only one who is actually anal about only counting features that were voted on the front page as features (stm counted anything that ever made the front page as a feature, and he once had a week where he just changed stuff whenever, for the fun of it). That may be as good a reason to count that as any.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:41, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
Count them, count them, count them. Count 'em up count 'em down. Give them wings let them fly. Give them life don't you let them die! O Lord, give those features their due, amen. Al sans chains 2:58 22 4

UnNews:Britain condemned for rousting refugees

Is there humor in this? Or are you making a political point, perhaps that Britain ought not to criticize the Israeli operation given its own behavior in 1947? I wish you would choose a title that doesn't piggyback off mine. Given alphabetization, people will read your polemics before my levity--unless the former induces them not to click on the latter. Spıke Ѧ 15:46 4-Jun-10

That not my intent. I will change my title, forthwith. Also, it is satire, and as such, all parties involved can find room for offense, should they wish to.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:10, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! Spıke Ѧ 17:14 4-Jun-10

Say it ain't so!

Why are you retiring? As an admin, you must justify your actions to the community. It's in the rules and such. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:30 Jun 25 2010

Retiring? NOOO! Not Bradaphraser! He's the best admin ever! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:32, 25 June 2010
Meh, drama got to me. I could be specific, but that'd just hurt people's feelings unnecessarily. I could leave some kind of grand manifesto, but that'd be an eyesore and start a hundred copycats. Also, I'd kinda be demeaning myself. So, yeah.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:43, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
Its all your fault for drinking Dr Pepper...... Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Fantasy Football 2010

It's back! Go here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:38, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Two FF-related things

Firstly, if I'm not mistaken, Cheevers's 24 hours are up today at 6:52 EST. Thing is, I'll be at work then, so I won't be able to autopick for him. If able, could you make that pick for him? (It'll wind up being Maurice Jones-Drew, if I'm not mistaken.) Secondly, as I'm at work till 10 today, could you pick for me as well? I'd like Aaron Rodgers--if he isn't available because Cheevers shows up and makes his pick and it's him, give me Jones-Drew, I suppose. I want to get this thing rolling, God dammit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:41, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Why do I get the feeling, that Gerry isn't going to be around this entire time? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:31, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
I will try to remember at 5 Central.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:50, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks Brad. And thanks for taking care of what DrStrange did as well, though I'm going to let him autodraft as well, because he's fair, football-savvy and always here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:14, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Your go, el Capitan. May your picking finger be swift and swarthy. -RAHB 09:09, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Have another pick, sir. I'm truly spoiling you with these Ferrero Rocher. -RAHB 03:56, August 13, 2010 (UTC)


Long time, no see. How've you been? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:13, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Not bad. Trying and failing to live without Uncyclopedia. You?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:04, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Various Apologies

I came here originally to apologize for fucking up the whole Jets' D thing, but as I was scrolling down the page I came across the Peyton Manning discussion you and Al were having. Reading this prompted me to go back through our talkpage archives to uncover the original discussion(s). And I have to say, I came off as a real dick back. Like, reading the discussion between you and Al I half thought "hey, I wasn't snooty, was I?" and then I looked and realized I totally was, and then some. So basically I'd like to apologize for being a cocksmack to you, like, 15 months ago. Hopefully you'll accept this very late retroactive apology.

Also, sorry for fucking the thing with the Jets' D as well. As I said on my talkpage, I didn't even think to look at how the D's were rated when autopicking earlier today, because Team Defenses usually don't start going until, you know, the 70s, and here I am picking guys how are still in the mid-50s. So yeah, hopefully that doesn't happen again.

This all being said, I am still going to totally kick the crap out of you in FF this year, just like last year. ;-) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:52, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for your apology. I was a bit offended, now that you mention it.  :) Honestly, I knew the why of the Jets D, I was just getting frustrated as I had a list of who was next and you weren't following it. It's my anal-retentive nature.  ;)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:02, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
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