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[edit] Watch out!
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| It's dangerous to go alone. |
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[edit] I failed poetry
am a
haiku[edit] Hello good sir
How have things been going? All well I may hope. *knocks out Bradaphraser with a certain solid object* And now it's RAPING TIME! —Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:51, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
- /watches.
PlebKUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 01:56, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Hooray!
I have the flu! Is it the swine flu? Stay tuned to find out!--<<
>> 13:06, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Bad news, everyone. It appears my repiratory infection was bacterial, not viral, so I guess I won't be a ginea pig for Hiney Flu after all...--<<>> 20:15, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Hmm... Well, at least I make it seem like you're not talking to yourself by leaving this comment.
PlebKUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:17, September 8, 2009 (UTC)- Also, you have healthcare?!? Amazing... I don't. Not since my father got laid-off in May.
PlebKUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:18, September 8, 2009 (UTC)- Well thank God so many people are fighting so hard to keep us from getting Universal Health Care then, right? My mom-in-law has gone all Republican activist since Obama became President and has declared that any Health Care system paid for by the Government is evil. I imagine she'll change her tune when she goes on Medicare in 15 years. Or, knowing how ignorant many of the opponents of Health Care are, she probably won't. She won't realize Medicare IS Government-run. In other news, shit, I'm sorry about you dad getting laid-off, dude.--<<>> 20:31, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Meh. It hasn't effected us too negatively. Thing is, we were just starting to get out of the shit-hole we'd been in for a good three years before the economy officially collapsed. Whatever. Struggle, just another sign that God loves you.
PlebKUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:43, September 8, 2009 (UTC)“Life is pain. Anyone that says differently is selling something.”
- Meh. It hasn't effected us too negatively. Thing is, we were just starting to get out of the shit-hole we'd been in for a good three years before the economy officially collapsed. Whatever. Struggle, just another sign that God loves you.
- Well thank God so many people are fighting so hard to keep us from getting Universal Health Care then, right? My mom-in-law has gone all Republican activist since Obama became President and has declared that any Health Care system paid for by the Government is evil. I imagine she'll change her tune when she goes on Medicare in 15 years. Or, knowing how ignorant many of the opponents of Health Care are, she probably won't. She won't realize Medicare IS Government-run. In other news, shit, I'm sorry about you dad getting laid-off, dude.--<<
- Also, you have healthcare?!? Amazing... I don't. Not since my father got laid-off in May.
- Hmm... Well, at least I make it seem like you're not talking to yourself by leaving this comment.
~ The Dread Pirate Roberts on life--<<>> 20:45, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
I think it'd be better if it said, "smoking", instead of, "selling". Just saying. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:49, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Both are acceptable.--<<>> 21:58, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] It's a rap BITCH
To show you how pumped I am for his week's game, and how badly you're going to lose, I made a rap.
You is going down
BITCH
You can suck my dick
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Ima kick yo ass
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At football
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I got McNabb
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He might better by this upcoming game
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probably not
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But if he is he'll rack me up mad points
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If not
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I got
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umm...
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Jay Cutler is my backup QB
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He's pretty good I think
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Kicked the Steelers asses last week
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Fucking Ben
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He sucks
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I got Jackson
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and Jones
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and Westbrook
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although Westbrook hasn't really been doing all that great lately
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McNabb got me more points in Game 1 than Westbrook did in 1 & 2 combined...
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Geez
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He used to be really good
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He'll make a comeback
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I know it
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I hope
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And if he does
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Ima kick yo ass
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Like I mentioned earlier in this
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freestyle
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rap.
BITCH.
You just got served your own ass on a bronze platter with a baked potato on the side. No bacon bits. BITCH. 
Don 
Puttano cHeDDs 
02:39,24September,2009
- Just so long as none of your players are named Clark or Kent, I should be ok. ;)--<<>> 11:59, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] woah
I really enjoy that this mysterious stranger is using The Eagles for that rap :D Mah team, REPRESENT! Also, I just wanted to drop in and say hi-I haven't talked to in in a while. What's up?((unsigned|Tayor}}
- Not much. I'm typing things, teaching, writing on rare occasions. Same ol', same ol'.--<<>> 22:41, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Simple English Uncyclopedia
Hi Bradaphraser
I've created the Simple English Uncyclopedia at Wikia (I did not know of Babel:Simple) and I would like this project to be recognized as the official simple english version of Uncyclopedia. f yes, I would like a help to create interwikis for other uncyclopedias at the Simple, and vice versa (interwikis for Simple English Uncyclopedia at the other uncyclos).
Attentiously, HelderOA 11:21, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
