User talk:Boomer/My Family

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HeeHee! This made me laugh! look foreward to the finished article! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 04:45 25 July 2008

Yaypraise! Time to try extra-hard! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:22, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
I apologize for the behavior of my self from two days ago. I appear to have gone through some sort of crisis. I assure, I am purely apathetic. See this face? :| Srys bizniz, yo. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:52, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
I apologize for the behavior of my self from a couple minutes ago. I appear to have forgotten basic math. Still, serious face. :| Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:54, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Wha...? I don't understand why your behavior was anything to apologise for the first time, other than I didn't know what you were talking about. The second comment just confused me further and now I'm more confused than [insert witty metaphor here as I can't think of one]. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 04:03 28 July 2008
I was peppy. Me. Peppy. It just... doesn't fit. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:48, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
*Takes your word for it* SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 05:07 28 July 2008
You damn well better, boy. My word is worth twice that of most words. Thrice if they're ugly. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:08, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
*Says nothing in fear of making ugly words* SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 05:10 28 July 2008
/me glares. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:13, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Hey... Stop undressing me. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 05:15 28 July 2008
Sorry, I can't help unzipping zippers. If you'll notice, my fly is perpetually open. That's just because it shows off my manliness, though. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:21, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
I was wondering why there was a carrot sticking out of your fly. Though I didn't want to bring it up. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 05:23 28 July 2008
That's just there to cool me down. I swap them out every couple minutes. On a related note, are you hungry? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:30, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
No sorry I'm on an ass-only diet at the moment. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 05:32 28 July 2008
Oh, can't help you there. My ass-rations are rather tight at the moment, what with the food shortage and all. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:35, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
I know, add to the fact it's illeagal... Just makes it all the harder. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 05:37 28 July 2008
Just another case of the Man trying to keep us brothers down. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:39, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
*sighs* I know... And it's not as if donkeys are useful -- why not eat them? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 05:41 28 July 2008
Well, from what I hear, there are some isolated tribes that use them for transport, but it seems like it would be so much easier to just buy a truck. I guess some people just can't use common sense. What's the world coming to? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:44, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Well this tribe doesn't sound particularly productive either. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 05:47 28 July 2008
Well, I think they grow sugar, so at least they help supply me with Cap'n Crunch. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:52, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Euch! Think of the calories! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 05:53 28 July 2008
Ah, but the sweet symphony they play on my taste buds is all too worth it. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:58, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Sure it starts off like that, a bowl in the morning, but before you know it it's moved up to a box a day. soon after you'r buying it by the truck load. then you die alone in a basement your fat ass has trapped you in and no one even notices until archealogists find a fat skeleton. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 06:05 28 July 2008
Perhaps, but I have a fast metabolism. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:08, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Yeah but you're big boned. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 06:09 28 July 2008
I AM NOT I'M... wait, yea. That. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:15, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Man I was weird back in July. Also this is still on my watch list and it's still great all it needs is pictures, links and mainspacing, then I'd probably nom it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 04:55 10 January 2009
I stand by what I said in January. Although back then I was clearly a tosser.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:58 10 August 2009
Time flies, doesn't it? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:01, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah... /me wonders what the fuck I've done with this year/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 03:03 10 August 2009
Probably more than me. I haven't even managed to finish an article. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:09, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Hey, since you've taken such a keen interest in this, could you tell me what you think of the new "My Pussy" section? I didn't like the section that used to be there (about the dogs), so I want to replace it with one about a cat. However, I'm not sure if I should continue in the same vein of blatant innuendo or if I should state it's a cat and make the section more varied. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:49, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
I'm not sure, it is pretty funny, but I liked the dogs section a bit more, you could probably do with having them both actually because it's a tad short. The innuendo for the pussy does work pretty well though, and I think it's a good way of finishing it off. Also you'll need pictures, I think and embarrasing baby picture of her brother could work well, to continue the joke you had in "he also collects stamps", if you see my meaning. Also I tend to capitaise the Ds and Ms in Mummy and Daddy, but I geuss thats personal choice. Hope I've helped!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:47 11 August 2009
Well thank you. Your input was very helpful. You should join PEEING or some other such shit. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:09, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
I'll definitely consider it! I like foisting my opinion on others.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:14 11 August 2009
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