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edit Me paint bombs your talk page

Ha! yoo teh suxxxors!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:40 12 August 2009

You... buh... I just installed new wallpaper! Get out of my house! OUT!!! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:47, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
yeah but I'm gay. When it comes to interior design, I know best.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:48 12 August 2009
You make a valid point. Don't expect payment. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:53, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
I thought there was supposed to be five gay guys - and one of them could cook! Pup t 10:05, 12/08/2009 previews page to ensure the correct spelling of cook
Clearly I got one those ripoff shows in a desperate grab for ratings. Instead of five gay guys with taste, I got one with a paintball gun. Gotta say, I'd watch it. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 16:29, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
Paintball for the Gay Wall? Pup t 08:02, 13/08/2009
Are you calling my wall gay? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:14, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Are you saying my painball gun isn't a lezzer?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:16 13 August 2009

edit Hea!

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...well occasionally, maybe.

Dear Unregistered User,

Upon viewing your contributions to Uncyclopedia, I believe that you are special. More special than a regular IP. And no, not in a Jerry's Kids kind of way, my dear Uncyclopedian-to-be: I believe you have what it takes to become a worthwhile human being contributor!

Though it is unlikely that you'll ever even see this message, I am still posting it in the hopes that you shall one day cease your anonymous editing and join our community of circus folk. And why shouldn't you? It's free! It's easy! It'll get you laid CONSTANTLY!

To Join, simply click the Log in/create account button at the top right of your screen, then click Create an account. Follow the instructions and just like that, you've made a name for yourself.

If you need any assistance in the registration process, or in any other facet of Uncyclopedia, let me know on my talk page. Hope to see you soon! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:42, Aug 13

I lolled. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:44, 13 Aug
Screw you! Screw you all! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Me first! Pup t 08:00, 14/08/2009

edit Template!


I have already given you cake, it seems, so here is another template of mine in gratitude for your review. You realise, by the way, that for the first time since the formation of PEEING, you have done more reviews than me in the last month? And the month before come to that? This could be the sign of an impending apocalypse, or it could be the curse of Captain Catheter. Your thoughts? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:40, Aug 14

UU's a lazy bum. Boomer you should really take up the checking of the list and the curse will be complete.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:42 14 August 2009
The process may have already begun. Especially because I'm considering checking when I'm bored at night and RC is slow. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:36, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Peeing

I got mixed up. I added my name to User:Boomer/People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness because I was told it should be there but now I think I should have asked you first. Sorry! Anyway my Pee Reviews all got good marks, and I got a Golden Shower Award from two RotM's so I guess I qualify? I hope so! :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:02, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, the one you need to ask is Under User. I'm semi-retired now, in that I'm no longer Captain Catheter and am on a hiatus. A hiatus that you interrupted! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:36, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hiatus done, yay!

You're back! We all took a vote and voted for ending your hiatus. Welcome back! Happy days iz here again. Aleister 18:39 7-6-'11

In the words of UU... "Fuck, it's Boomer. Start the car." MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:42, Jun 7
Democracy in action? I don't see how I have much of a choice now. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:47, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
Bloody hell. It really is Boomer. *Starts car*. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:58, Jun 7
*Gets in car*. Hey, where are we going? Can I change channel on the radio? --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:18, Jun 7
Cow-dancing
Kill the fatted calf! Aleister 21:00 7-6-'11

A ritual sacrifice just for little ol' me? I don't know how I ever quit you. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:09, June 7, 2011 (UTC)

It's surprisingly difficult to avoid looking at those udders. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:11, Jun 7
Hey, Boomer dude, nice sig. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 21:14, 7 June 2011
It's practically obscene. And thanks, the picture is a result of my 15-year-old mind associating Boomer with explosions. I decided to keep it since a picture of geriatrics would be less flattering. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:42, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
So, you going to be staying here full time, part time, or are you making a quick return? Just curious. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 21:47, 7 June 2011
I'm just returning to my talk page and seeing what happens from there. Like a feather in the wind, I am. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:52, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
Please come back full time? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 21:54, 7 June 2011
Out of curiosity, why is my presence so urgently requested now? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:17, June 7, 2011 (UTC)
He likes to do that with old users, especially admins and other prominent folks. Granted, you would be nice to have around again for the PEEING alone, but... well, we don't know you, us new folks. Hard to, when you're off living or whatever you do. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:49, 7 June 2011
Lyrithya is right. You see, I lurk around old forums and talkpages of absent users. It's fun to do when you have too much time on your hands. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:20, 8 June 2011
That is a noble cause indeed. As long as you leave out the "too much time" bit, anyway. I think my time here is done, though. I no longer have the inclination to write like I once did, and before today I hadn't even thought about this place in months. Just a distant memory at this point. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:30, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Glad to have met you, Boomer. And I have to agree with you on that, Uncyclopedia will eventually for me become a distant memory. Pretty soon i'll be too busy to even check this site. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 02:33, 8 June 2011
So two hours and 15 minutes after I posted the first message on your talk page in a year and seven months you checked your talk page for the first time in months? Interesting. It was good meeting you, and if you ever decide to play here again, Yay! Aleister 2:35 8-7-'11
I have my preferences set to email me anytime my talk page is edited for this very reason. I didn't know if anybody would try to contact me, but it never hurts to be careful. I didn't expect it to happen over a year and a half after I left, though, nor by someone I had never met. It's good to know all the doomsday theories of my time never happened. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:48, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
I'm still looking at those udders. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:51, Jun 8
  • In Homer Simpson voice: mmmmmmm....*drools* --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 02:55, 8 June 2011
Now that you've had a taste of the big city, how can you go back to the farm? Do you live on a farm on the internet, or was that just a rumour. And so if we keep putting things on this talk page you get an email each time? Hmmmmm. And the doomsday did happen, when a certain admin showed up, but we are all just coasting until that admin closes the place down once and for all. So good meeting you before that occurs. Once this discussion closes I'll try not to post here again, lest in arouses your email, but all of our thoughts will be with you I'm sure, as will that chip that activates your computer cam at will and sends each stroke on your keyboard to Uncy central control in Langeley. Virginia. So be assured that we are watching, and will never let you out of our sight/site. (MrN directs much of that operation). Again, good meeting you. Aleister 3:07 8-6-'11
Each. Stroke. On. Your. Keyboard. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:25, Jun 9
Am I the only one that is still looking at that cow's udder? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 04:29, 9 June 2011
Unfortunately, no. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:47, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit TDM <3's you!

Can we make babies? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 09:36, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

What kinds of babies? I'm partial to splicing kittens. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:04, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
Kittens could work. we should splice in some bomb DNA because who doesn't need some good explosions in their life every so often. Maybe make it part bartender too... Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H
Give it a license to kill and we'll have ourselves a fuzzy little James Bond. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:52, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
All we need is kitten Bond women and we can start filming for a knockoff we can air on Disney. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:30, July 18, 2011 (UTC)
"Dr. Nyu". We'll make millions. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 08:59, July 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hea you

Baby boomer. Don't think I don't remember. MrN Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 11:46, May 16

Who are you and what have you done with MrN9000? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:29, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
Don't think that I'm surprised that you made an appearance. That other guy is one more than myself. MrN Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 22:39, May 16
He got downsized? I always assumed he would meet some tragic fate, but I expected something more dramatic. At the very least involving brimstone. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:31, May 16, 2012 (UTC)
Not really downsized. MrN9001 is still active to keep things totalling 9000 when an average is taken. 9000 is powered down at the moment because he started saying something about a "spinning crazy tunnel thing", mentioning some guy called "Dave" and harbouring a deep desire to vanquish Boomer whom he has never forgiven for Pee Review. 8999 still desires to vanquish Boomer but now has a lot more free time to do so. MrN Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 00:24, May 17
Ah, that makes perfect sense. I must say, I never was sure what I did to cause such a deep-seated desire to vanquish me among the population. I may have been a wee bit hypocritical about not practicing what I preached in terms of Pee Review, but at least the preaching went well. Formed my own congregation and everything. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:19, May 17, 2012 (UTC)

edit Anyone ever ask if your JT or am I the first?

I see your name is boomer.. Like time travel and all that?

Are you the JT man? OMGwhatHaveIdone (talk) 03:16, January 17, 2014 (UTC)

Given that I have no idea who or what you're talking about, I would say not. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:34, January 18, 2014 (UTC)
Wow. You visited a few months ago and nobody noticed. We're still here! Please pop by and say something stupid on Forum:BHOP to let us know you still randomly check this place! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:51, May 10, 2014 (UTC)
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