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edit Welcome

Hello, Bonner/Archive 1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:39, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

You really helped on the link thing! My interent has been down all week. Comcastic, eh? Well, you really helpde me, so now I'm over affectionate. Here have this:

It changes when you refresh it! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

edit Hello

Thanks for the review, do you have ideas on other products I could put in HowTo:Decieve people on eBay? --Sir Manforman CUN 20:53, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Advice

When you mention templates on User's talk pages, it is best to use {{tl|Username}} so the reader can easily click it. Thanks for reviewing. Anyways, I need votes. Could you vote for my user page at User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month? It's a great user page: Manforman. I desperatley need votes. Thanks! --Sir Manforman CUN 18:22, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

  • Thanks for voting! --Sir Manforman CUN 18:41, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  • You can nominate your own page but that means you automatically forfiet your vote for the month. But please note that if your user page is crap, your nomination will be removed. You can not nominate your page this month because you already voted for mine. That's OK, it's pretty late anyways. You can nominate your page in July. Thanks! --Sir Manforman CUN 18:44, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

edit History of woman

With reference to History of Woman, I agree it is too long and I will cull it mercilessly. However, do you think it will fare better as an UnBook? I await your advice. Pieface 04:23, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

edit .

I have re-nominated my page for User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month. If you like it, you can vote for it. Also, I saw your on the proofreading commitee. Could you proofread my article HowTo:Deceive people on eBay (The One You Pee Reviewed). Get back to me on my Talk Page and please consider a vote and proofreading. Thanks!--Sir Manforman CUN 18:32, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

  • I forgot to ask. Do you hate George Bush? If so, check out the "Get George Bush in Jail" link in my sig. If you hate George Bush, it would be a great idea.--Sir Manforman CUN 19:40, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Barhah!

Urban Dead This user looted Caiger Mall

S/he spent 20 Action Points searching.
All s/he found was this lousy template.
Caiger Mall was then attacked and Ransacked by Zombies.

Add to userpage. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:54, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Sig

I fixed it, I think. Remember that when you have a <widget>, you need a </widget> to bring the widgeting to an end. Your unfortunate lack of unwidgeting was corrupting the youth of America, leading them to smoke, wear berets, and treat tourists rudely. That's right, you were making them French. There, I said it. I'm not ashamed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:33, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Nexus War

You can join. I am at (13,3) right now in St. Germaine. If you can, find me. I am in a house recovering my AP so let me know when you are there. --Eiyuu Kou 20:14, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

edit VFH

On Aug. 2nd in a Pee Review you said you would vote for Holy Cheese. Now's your chance! Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:46, 11 August 2007 (UTC) Thanks!

edit UnCyc Reciept

You have bought:

One Grue. (100 Yoinxx)

...with the discount...

Grue Army Membership (All items half price)

Total: Y 50 Enjoy your Grue! Grue Army not responsible for you being eaten by a grue. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:42, 13 August 2007 (UTC) Domokunyellownbackground

edit Horizon Engaged

- RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 19:15, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting!

For voting for my page, as well as for your kind words of praise, I award you this template:

Lumps2 The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:25, Aug 19, 2007

edit The Receipt

*The Favorite Place for Proles to*
******** Shop or else! ***********

Item: Commie TV
Paid to: Tom Mayfair
Price: ฿ 88.50
Paid in Full? Over
Change: ฿ 11.50

Enjoy your new items! 
Don't be afraid to come again!

Unsoc Valjuta Led Edition

฿ 11.50

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Uh yeah... uhhhh...

Enjoy the list of skills you and me worked out.

Aw, quadruple damnit. It appears that you need CP to memorise spells, otherwise you can only use the spell once from the scroll, and you need to look for another. And you only had 5 CP left from levelling alone. Either you can get a HELL lotta badges to use the spells... or we start the hole choose the skill thing (again.) and if you choose the latter, Kalir will probably NOT screw up like me. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:53, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting!

Volleybeauty WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring......
Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:33, Aug 29, 2007

edit VFH

A while back ago, you reviewed HowTo:Deceive people on eBay and gave it a pretty good review, [1]. It's on VFH now, can you vote for it? Thanks--Sir Manforman CUN 19:20, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

edit You get another one!

Enjoy! - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 15:18, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!

Child abuse The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
Remember, it's for their own damn good!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:53, Sep 2, 2007

edit *sigh* better?

is my sig better now? someday the flying spaghetti monster will smite you for this!

Type it with the timestamp. And it still seems too long if i'm honest --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 17:10, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

edit VFH thanks!

CheeseChapel Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.

Thanks for the review, too. Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:40, 6 September 2007 (UTC)


Well, as a new inner party member, you get a representation of yourself on a Valjuta. So please contact me on my talk page to develop your very own Valjuta bill. I will be of requiring a head to represent you (it can even be the head of the navigator if I was being serious about letting you have the head of the navigator represent you), which will be put on the body of Comrade Trotsky. The head must be a full one, and it cannot have long/messy hair which leaves holes into the background or it won't turn out well. ~ Tophatsig <p class="nounderlinelink" style="display:inline; font-variant: small-caps; font-family: serif;">Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

9/09/2007 @ 00:51

I've made every Valjuta bill so far, and I don't think anybody here has Macromedia Fireworks to edit the original Tom Mayfair bill to make it look perfect and fit in with all the other bills so far. The image you chose is just about the right size, but I might even have to scale it up. I'll see what I can do. ~ Tophatsig 9/09/2007 @ 16:22

edit The Uncyclopedian Forces

I've noticed that you haven't updated your Status Report in The Uncyclopedian Forces Urban Dead group for a while. I'm just checking in to see how you're doing, and ask if you're still around. If not, it would be greatly appreciated if you could remove yourself from the status reports page, and list yourself as retired on the Membership list. Thanks!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:20, 14 September 2007 (UTC)  

edit Thank You

<center> Freeipod
Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH</center>--Sir Manforman CUN 11:34, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

edit AAAAAH!

Hey Bonner, its Tayor! what's up!

and I totally didn't know you have a grue! I do to! Her name is Indigo Septentropolis! They should totally meet!

Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) 15:58, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

I am! Totally! as much as possible..its the chatting I have a problem with... I'm doing fine though..yes yes! that kinda sucks about the articles...I don't know what to tell you though! anything new happened in uncyc or otherwise? Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) 18:26, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Re. Okay answer me this...

No, I don't have a problem with you, I didn't like HowTo:Catch A Mouse mainly because it wasn't my cup of tea. And for HowTo:Strip A Wall, I didn't like the lists, but I re-read it and found that it's okay and I'll withdraw that nomination (see UN:LIST for more criteria for lists). Also, I wasn't the one who VFD'd Fuckwit, it was TKF. --Sir Manforman CUN 18:28, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Also, don't hate me. Sorry, I just withdrew both nominations--Sir Manforman CUN 18:39, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
Well, as I far I can tell, we don't need a "valid" reason to delete. We VFD articles that in our opinion aren't good, and if other people aren't digging it, we delete, if it was a "mistaken" nom like I did with HowTo:Catch A Mouse and your other article, people would vote to keep. VFD is like Democracy--Sir Manforman CUN 18:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Jack's WIP template

Bonner, you wrote "Just thought i'd ask a favour of you; your personal WIP template adds them to this category would it be possible to remove the templates from those pages? I thought i'd better check with you before doing anything."

The whole purpose of the template was to have a template indicating not-done-yet which would not add the article to the insta-huff category. The category was added without my knowledge -- and it defeats the purpose of the tag. I removed the categorization. Thanks for the heads-up. ----OEJ 15:05, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

Here, have one of these, on the house...

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Bonner, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:32, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Thankies McThanksALot!

Nuke the whales2 The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:37, Sep 27

edit Teh tahnks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:25, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Comrade

Red Ninjastar Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True

~SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle


edit Prepare for the thanking of your life!

Prepared yet? TOO LATE!

STMVA1 The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
What a mouth-full...

Thanks for voting for the page with the ridiculously long name! (You thought it's a mouthful to say, imagine typing that word as many times as it appears in the page! Eventually I had to go C+P, cause, well, laziness n' all...) Anyways, thanks! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:14, Oct 3

edit Hey

Just wondering if you'd like a free position as a Grueslayer Implementor. Reply on my talk page, please! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 23:17, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

It involves working on Grueslayer, and because a team member just quit. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 10:47, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Coding

So, you're (relatively) unfamiliar with MediaWiki coding, are you? Well, I can help!

The standard Grueslayer Header Template looks like this:

{{slayerheader|[Room Name]|[Score]|[Approx. Number of Pages Player has Gone through (normally slightly less than real number)]}}


{{slayerheader|Bonner's Talk Page|0|0}}


 Bonner's Talk Page Score: 0 Moves: 0

If you know how that works, that's good.

The command template is used for:

  1. Trivial commands that most players would choose
  2. Reminders of what the player chose on the last page.

The command template is {{gscmd|[insert text here]}} or {{slayercommand|[insert text here]}}.


{{gscmd|examine box}}


> examine box

Clear? Good. There is also the matter of the link template. This is {{gsl|[insert target here]|[insert text here]}}. This template basically works like a regular wiki-link, but it needs both a target and text.


{{gsl|Nobody cares|Go die someplace}}

Produces "Go die someplace".

Links are placed in lists at the bottom of each non-death page. Which brings us to our final topic, which is [spooky voice]DEATH PAGES[/spooky voice]. Death pages should normally end with the template {{slayerdied}}, which will give you...

*** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness ***

Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

...or something similar to that.

Finally! Putting a page together! Let's make a simple death page!

Start with a header...

{{slayerheader|Land of Hungry Grues|0|1}}

...then a command. Let's assume the player chose to go north...

{{gscmd|go north}}

...then some text...

You step through the portal labelled "To the Land of Hungry Grues", and arrive in a land full of hungry grues.
You are confronted by a '''hungry grue'''. It eats you before you can say "xyzzy".

...then the obligatory grue image...


...then the death template...


...and you're done. Put together, the code should look like...

{{slayerheader|Land of Hungry Grues|0|1}}

{{gscmd|go north}}

You step through the portal labelled "To the Land of Hungry Grues", and arrive in a land full of hungry grues. You are confronted by a '''hungry grue'''. It eats you before you can say "xyzzy".


...and should produce...

 Land of Hungry Grues Score: 0 Moves: 1

> go north

You step through the portal labelled "To the Land of Hungry Grues", and arrive in a land full of hungry grues. You are confronted by a hungry grue. It eats you before you can say "xyzzy".

*** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness ***

Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

...and you're done. That's the main Grueslayer pages at least. It's best to talk to Conniving about PvP.

I hope you learned something. If not, then... I don't know. I just hope you learned something. Ask me if you have any queries. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 08:59, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

edit For You

Gring The Ring of Devandalisers
For poking Rieke on irc

Rabbi Techno

edit Not be a snitch or anything...

I don't know if you've noticed yet or not, but Evil one275 has ripped off your sig. Feel free to torture/kill/keelhaul him, but you didn't hear anything from me. I'm not even here... Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 15:12, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

edit OMGthankyou

...for the vote, I mean. And hey, what's wrong with getting a little excited about apathy? Ooohh, riiiight...

Osama The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:33, Oct 17

edit rar

just a random rar for you, Bonner :) --Jack Phoenix (Contact) 14:22, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Re:QVFD Script

Cool, thanks alot! :) --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 19:53, 24 October 2007 (UTC)


You know me, anything for my Bonner. -- Mantiwhore Spam | Vandalism 13:18, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. Should I set nosubst, or hold one of the MediaWiki developers hostage until they change it to the uncyc way? -- Mantiwhore Spam | Vandalism 13:30, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Bonner you thick shit, it already exists! -- — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 13:46, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I just needed to add nosubst. But thanks for your help, oh wise Bonner. -- — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 13:56, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
To clarify, I've been referring to preferences in all of these messages, you silly British man. Also, why isn't your ass in #uncyclopedia? Olipro's ready for it. -- — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 14:36, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews

Cheers for rolling back there, matey. You know how you see these things and they just scream out vandalism - especially when there's IP involvement? Well, you got to that one even quicker than I could check it. Nice work! :) RabbiTechno 17:58, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

edit JourneyMan

Is my article on JourneyMan so bad that it deserves QVFD? Can you at least tell me why so maybe I can improve and possibly resubmit it? How rude.YourMotherHasMyUnderwear 01:43, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Are you kidding?

I read Oscar Wilde, as you asked. That's an example of a good article?! No accounting for taste I guess. I don't think I'll be copying that one too much. Any other ideas?--YourMotherHasMyUnderwear 02:24, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Hey you! Get outta my yard!

Can you lay off QVFD for a few mins? You keep conflicting me (4 times in a row, to be honest). --AAA! (AAAA) 07:52, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Come on IRC too. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:54, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
Ok. Fair enough. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:57, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

edit QVFD

I would just like to say that I have been an avid QVFD'er and have helped with a massive amount of QVFD'ing.  :) Can I have a cookie? -Razorflame 16:46, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Razorflame/Ideas

Please look at User:Razorflame/Ideas and tell me if you think any of them are actually worth pursuing please? --Razorflame 18:12, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Signature Help

Heyo, can you help me make the rest of my siggy? I know what I about size 14 with my name. Can you post the code for it on my talk page please?

-Razorflame 18:35, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Deletion Policy

Hey, Bonner, some of the things that you're putting up for VFD could be better handled with other tags: ICU for instance. Please take a read through the deletion policy and make use of some of our other facilities to help keep the load down on VFD. Thanks. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 21:31, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Damn, sorry about that; I didn't realise some of them could be dealt with by ICU due to the fact I've had them on a list of mine for a while. I'll start making some more thorough checks before I VFD next time. Also seeing as you're an admin, feel free to remove any nominations that you feel could be handled in better ways. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Nov 10, 21:39
Ah, a list, fantastic. I'll give it a quick run through and delete a few of the things. You can VFD/ICU the rest at your leisure. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 02:38, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Wow thanks :) That's saved me quite a lot of time BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Nov 11, 10:17

edit adding QVFD tags

As long as i make sure that an article really is in QVFD, or add it there, isn't adding a QVFD tag a good thing? Doesn't it tell people that the article has already been QVFDed and that they don't have to go check? Thanks. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ggarfield (talk • contribs)

edit Tehee

I always appreciate someone baking me a... well... something. Finntastic 14:58, 28 November 2007 (UTC)


~Jewriken.GIF 16:37, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Complimentary award



edit Thanks for reverting my user page

Every once in a while members from Kuro5hin come over to vandalize my user page or some of my articles. They usually accuse me of being a homosexual, etc. I got tired of dealing with them on Kuro5hin and left, but they kept creating Orion Blastar themed accounts there to mock me. Since I've ignored them for a long time now, I guess they felt the need to vandalize my Uncyclopedia user page and some other user pages of people who worked on some of the same articles as I did. While I am not a homosexual, I support equal rights for homosexuals, and most of the people on Kuro5hin are bigots anyway. I think many of them are on ED as well, because they have ED personalites about creating LULZ or whatever. I think they have been banned from Uncyclopedia before, but they keep using proxy servers to come back and vandalize pages. People from IWETHEY do the same thing to me. I don't go there anymore either, but at least most of them left me alone and stopped stalking me, unlike Kuro5hin members. But I guess that is the Internet for you, it opens up the world, and some people in the world are not very nice. Good thing that there are plenty of people who are nice, and can revert the mean peoples' edits. Thanks again. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:32, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Re: Merry Xmas!

Thanks Bonner! I imagine you're banned right now for spamming, but luckily you can still reply here. :) — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 00:22, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

rar, and Merry Xmas to you too - fun card indeed. :D --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 10:59, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

edit CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Newcookie Trar has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 16:25, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Right back at ya

<center>Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.</center>

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:32, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:19, Dec 17

edit Bloody Pagans

PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS <center>Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.</center>

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit Christmas and stuff

Evil santa Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno

edit Please don't delete my page!

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please don't delete my page! Oh I beg you, for the love of god don't do it! Hyper Girl 16:26, 17 December 2007 (UTC)


Nuclearxmaspudding Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.

Enjoy! RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture


Santaweb <center>ARE YOU PREPARED?



a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.</center>

edit To protect you in further Holiday mall shopping...

PearTree <center>On the first day of Christmas, the General gave to me...

A Sniper in a pear tree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines </center>

edit Merry Christmas soon!



edit Christmas cuteness

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa.
Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever!
Not cute enough? CLICK to try again

Yay Christmas! -- Sann_sig_lights.gif sannse Sann_sig_tree.gif esnnas Sann_sig_lights.gif 21:36, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Xmas

<center>Secular Greetings!

This atheist wishes you much non-religious merriment as we celebrate the birth of consumerism.
-- on the ball Ape (fuck) (Riot Porn)</center>

edit Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au 12:54, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Bonner/Archive 1! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

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ty fo the welcum message... :p

can yu help me with this article: Minster

The image is too big and also i dont know how t2 caption it...

cheers (ps, cud yu reply on my tork page)

) x

Iamandrewrice 12:38, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

--Æ 00:48, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

edit BONNNER!!!!! (guess who?)

yays!! you got your name on the front page! woah! probly not so much of a phenomenon that I think...any vay, for you

Kitten in glass Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.


Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

enjoy!!! I'll talk to you as soon as I can!! wooh! Miss ya! Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) 18:16, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Enjoy!

Modernwoodencondom There you go son!

It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!

<center>The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!</center>

edit Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

SnowySnow The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:19, Jan 14

edit Voting

HongKong Phooey Approved Jan 2008

edit Thanks

769531427 447c16605d GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us 14:53, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Thank you for your indulgence

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