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[edit] Don't Worry, it's not empty, it's just empty. Everything below here if you would be so kind (Bonner) (Talk) (Take A Look At Nexus War) Dec 28, 23:06

[edit] >_<

I just decided to peruse my talk page, and I saw your Christmas 'gift'. It appears to be a gift that keeps on giving, because now I've lost the game. AGAIN. And I was doing quite well, too. So, let it be known. YOU LOST THE GAME!! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:29, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Your chastity is mine

MINE I SAY! ~ Mordillo 23:37, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Sig.

I'm going to steal that thing from your signature. But, because I'm polite, I'm going to tell you first. Although it may not work...
--> ᐛᐂᐖ-- You REALLY CAN talk to me! WOW! 17:32, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

No, get out, you broke it

(Bonner)

(Talk) (Take A Look At Nexus War) Mar 4, 21:41

[edit] ?

Why does Uncyclopedia not need advertisements like encyclopedia dramtica? I like it, especially since uncyclopedia has no pop-ups. Also, ED has some MalWare. ED really sucks.

1) Who the fuck are you?

2) What the fuck are you talking about?

(Bonner)

(Talk) (Take A Look At Nexus War) Mar 4, 21:41

[edit] Purim

Mad Mike "Moishe" Tyson does it, so you should too!

Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!

It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno

OK, so you're not Jewish. Who cares? This is a great excuse to get drunk.

[edit] Grueslayer

If you think you can contribute something, would you be interested in joining the GS DEV TEAM again? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) ‎ 09:47, 25 April 2009 (UTC) Probably not, seeing as I barely contribute anything to anything around here nowadays. (Bonner) (Talk) (Take A Look At Nexus War) Apr 25, 11:54

[edit] Who's in charge here?

Are you in charge here?--Enemyatthegates 23:44, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

He isn't in charge. These people are. I'd try this guy or this guy. They're both on right now. ~~Pleb~~ KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:49, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Edit

Thank you for fixing my Bad Religion article earlier today, I was actually wondering if you wouldn't mind taking a look at the Success portion of it if you get a chance. I tried to add an image to it, and for some reason that part of the article became extremely long, horizontally speaking, and I am not sure why. If you could fix it I would appreciate it. Thanks- Legolas 11 August 12, 2009 (UTC).

Thanks for filling me in, that happened on another article of mine and now I know why. Once again thank you for your time- Legolas11 August 13, 2009 (UTC).

No problem

(Bonner)

(Talk) (Take A Look At Nexus War) Aug 14, 09:35

[edit] Welcome

Thank-you for your welcome, but I think, since I am a respected user of Nonciclopedia, that you must not control me too much. P.s Your welcome was come delayed. I wish you will understand my English, that is not good.-- Magnus Talk</span> 10:48, 14 August 2009 (UTC)