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edit Dear Chuck in Heaven, help me!

Hiya Bobo the Great. How, in the name of all that is holy, do I creat a new page? I've tried with all my might, and a guy named John's might, to create a new article, but I can't. Please help me, oh Shouting One.

           - Nixons Plan B

edit Can you please delete this page? I created it, but now I'd like it deleted. Thanks.

  • Apparently, it was lame enough that someone beat me to it. But thank you for playing! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 13:49, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Screen Name Being Used

Please keep an eye on the entry Stalker as there is someone who has nothing better to do with their time than to put my real name and screen name on that page. It is slander when it uses real people's names that can be indentified in real life. Just a head's up.

edit Opera (Web Browser)

I was in the right place at the right time I guess, I saw the article got huffed, so I decided to make it better...the only content that was huffed was "it sucks. lol." Oh, and I use Opera too. You can help me write it if you want... --Icons-flag-us SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 23:35, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

edit Well, Howdy

I just noticed you'd been back recently, thought I'd pop my head in and say hi. Hope you and Jose are doin' well. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:02, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

Same here. I'm don't think the place is quite the same without you. Especially IRC. ~ T. (talk) 14:26, 28 May 2006 (UTC)

edit Some inane comment

here. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 17:22, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit Is that an echo?

edit Is that an echo?

Look how bare it is in here...... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit 1996:

Take a look. Still working on it but I think I've butchered it enough to make a reskin. - Nonymous 23:56, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Looks good to me, and by good I mean bad, but by bad I mean good. However, I'm not particularly savvy in the ways of the Main Page. I recommend you confer with Rcmurphy, who I think has that sort of Godlike access. He features prominently in the Main Page's edit history, which should be a Good Thing in this case. Or, you could bounce it off of Splaka, who responds quickly *and* has a clue. I tend to have one or the other, but not both.
If $clue XOR $fast == TRUE
  User probably.== 'BobBobBob';

Or something like that. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 00:07, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

The board game? I love that. Lets play! --Splaka 00:11, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Arr, synchonicity! --Splaka 00:11, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Splaka in the IRC Chat with a Cluebat. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 00:14, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
I neva! Mr Body was asking for it anyway. --Splaka 00:20, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Reskinning would be fine with me (though it could still use some further Angelfirefication). The only problem is that we have 2 3 other reskinnings in the works right now and we need to spread them out somewhat. If you get the chance hop into IRC sometime and talk with me or whatever other admins are in there and we can arrange something. Bring the money in unmarked $2 bills. --—rc (t) 02:09, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

edit Need more tildes

Ok, sorry about that --Hpesoj 20:11, 19 January 2006 (UTC)

edit Ahoy

Haven't seen much of you. Howzit going? Are you okay? Is real life threatenig to take you away from us? How may questions in a row can I ask before it gets irritating? Do you know? Could you tell me, for future reference?  :) ~ T. (talk) 21:12, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

  • The real world continues to interfere with my enjoyment of Uncyclopedia. However, I do enjoy the token ban from time to time... in fact, I am in the process of punishing Mr. at this very moment. The citizens of Waterloo, Illinois should be on the alert: somebody is probably out on the street now with a magic marker, looking for something to vandalize. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 21:17, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Westboro

Hey, BobBobBob, just letting you know I more or less finished the first draft of Westboro Baptist Church. It's a bit long, but maybe you'll find some of it funny. And, of course, feel free to add/alter as you see fit. — WILD WEASEL 17:00, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

  • I fall down prostrate prostate? no it's prostrate bow down before you. Like the article on Hurricane Katrina, the trooth shall bring the funneh. I'm going to post it on VFH (unless you don't think it's ready yet, in which case just un-post it). -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 17:57, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • BobBobBob, many thanks for the nomination. As you can see from my lack of participation there, I have to confess I haven't really checked it out yet. But, still, glad you enjoyed the mockery, and I'll try to listen to that audio clip when I get a chance. — WILD WEASEL 19:00, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Report of your violation of the 3RR on Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

You had been reported for violating WP:3RR on this article, but given your last edit, I declined to impose a block as you seem willing to compromise on this statement. I suggest that next time you see yourself reverting several times in a row to immediately stop and engage in discussion on the talk page of the either the article or the other party. Regards --SlimVirgin 21:30, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

WTF? -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 22:49, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
He got Claudius Prime and Dawg also. Todd said something about a wikipedia rule, That's all I know. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:53, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
Thank you for banning that dumb f*ck, who left that "violation" message. They should put their time to more creative use. This is my first visit to your page Bob, I will now go look around.--Claudius Prime 17:15, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

edit Reply here? (reg; SovietSquirrel etc)

I'm pretty new here, and i have no idea how to reply to you. So i guess ill just post it here? and just to be sure ill post it on your discussion too. Though your an admin, maybe you get too much spam in your discussion. Ill see after.

I think i understand what you want me to do. Ill create the SovietSquirrel page as a sub-page then, as ACS/SovietSquirrel, like you asked. But that means it'll have 2 pages then, you wouldnt mind deleting that one?

edit 2nd comment? sorry

I spoke to an admin in the IRC, and said it would be best to ask you. I was wondering if you could remove the tag from that ACS page of mine? -- User:Fuzi0n

Plus, i think the sovietsquirrel page has alot of stuff on it.. i think it deserve its own URL, rather than having ACS/SovietSquirrel. -- Soviet Squirrel

edit Godfather

Triple Bob, thanks for giving me the inspiration to write Westboro Baptist Church and then nominating it. I confess before you did that, I was content to stalk through the high grass of Uncyclopedia unnoticed, but after the nomination, all I could think about was getting that featured article. satisfying. And, you can be my Godfather, just so long as you don't send me out to the middle of the lake to "fish." — 2nd Lt. Sir Edward, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP 16:52, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

edit Back in Black

And I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can, mumble mumble la la la. Thanks for the nice comments, and I'll try to pop in from time to time when my job allows. But things should be looking up soon, because you see I'm going to help out this nice lady in Nigeria whose husband, a well-known government official, recently passed on. See, she needs to transfer some funds to a US bank account, and Texas appears to be close enough. She's going to let me keep a small bit of the transferred funds so I can start an emu ranch. And since emus don't take as much care and feeding as bosses, I'll be able to return to IRC! Happy dance! I'll be sure to keep everyone informed. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 20:22, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

Hey.....Bob3s back!!!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


edit s2 <3

Caternest Acid likes you. Be thrilled.
Now go make him a sandwich.

edit Arab-Israeli Conflict (video game)

Arab-Israeli Conflict (video game) I added a whole lot more to it, even a score card. It seems some anonymous users are adding to it as well. Let me know what you think about it. I tried to add in recent events, but then I got creative with the Heaven/Paradise chatroom, and an anonymous user added in the lostprophets, so I just went with it. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 18:22, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Didn't have time to look much, but what I saw looks good. And by good I mean good, not like the ironic good=bad thing, or bad=badass=good, because I don't have the energy for that level of wit today. Must be the whole September 11th thing. I'll confer with my therapist, Jose this afternoon. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 14:00, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
Thanks I worked hard on it with anonymous users and the original authors of the article. I tried to show more than one view, and bring in chat room IRC type features. I even made a scorecard to see who is on what side for those who do not know. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 17:23, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Fun with Google

I had to immortalize this one. Who knows, maybe it'll help me visit more often if I can get a laugh out of what Google thinks Uncyclopedia is all about.

Ads by Google
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How To Meet Lithuanian Women. Free Lithuanian Dating Guide.

I'll pass, at least until they offer a two-for-one special. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 14:03, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Posers Page

Dude, please help me. Somebody deleted the Posers page without even discussing it with anyone at all. Like I just edited it yesterday and now its gone. I'm not sure who to turn to but I know ur an admin. Can you restore it or at least tell me what I can do to help get it back? Or could I just have the html to the page or something.

Please, Please for the love of god help me!! I want my Posers page back!!

When a page has been deleted, the first thing you should do is check whether it has been listed on VFD; this can be accomplished by clicking "What Links Here" in the sidebar. In this case, it was indeed listed on VFD, and deleted due to the fact that the article consisted almost entirely of a series of unfunny lists. Really, there wasn't a single thing on that page that was remotely creative.
When a page is salvageable, and a user asks politely, admins may often choose to move a page into that user's userspace, where that user may attempt to fix it up before moving it back to where it was. However, if a user instead decides to recreate a deleted page with insults to administrators, the page is generally re-deleted and locked, and the user is banned.
I've taken the liberty of re-deleting the page. Consider this a warning. --Algorithm 03:10, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

You know what you prick, go fuck yourself and die. Don't tell me it isn't creative and other things are, don’t tell me it wasn't funny you idiot, don’t tell me that was a warning. This whole site is just a bunch of bullshit anyway, how can you possibly be able to say one pile of shit is more important than another pile of shit???? I won't be coming on here again so go ahead and ban me I don’t really care, so just go fuck yourself, and slit your fucking throat as a favor to all us uncreative, unfunny, and unapologetic people out there!

Go to hell you fascist nerd!

I've got to swing by more often. I'm gone a couple of months, and the WWE holds a match in my living room. I could've sold tickets! Or at least charged for parking. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 15:34, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Have you heard of...

Have you ever heard of 03:44, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

No, that's a new one on me. I'll go look it up in Uncyclopedia. -- nothing there. lostpedia -- zip. If it's not listed in Uncylopedia, it's not worth bothering with. Thank you, come again! (or even better, don't) -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 15:42, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
We've missed you, Bob. (snif)  :( Many a time I've felt compelled to cry out, "Bob! Bob! Wherefor art thou, Bob?" but alas, I generally just have a good cry in my tequila tumbler instead, and suffer quietly so as not to disturb the sleeping children. So... uh... (awkward moment). What's new? ~ T. (talk) 16:22, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
I, too, have missed you, Bob^3. It's terrible when a great admin comes up missing for a long time. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 16:18, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Here or not, We think of you

Xmasmoosewreath Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:42, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Snoop Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!
--Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 18:33, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Wow, you guys really touched me. And I mean in the good metaphorical sense, not in the way that makes people tell bad Michael Jackson jokes. I'll try to visit more often. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 15:38, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Dammit!

You tease! Quit trifling with my affections. Are you here or not?!?  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 21:14, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

edit I leave for a year...

... and the place goes to pieces? Well maybe not so much, but the New Pages link has so much utter crap... I can't take it. I'm putting Uncyclopedia back on my daily bookmarks, just so I can shoot fish in a barrel again. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 13:19, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Bob3!!!!! Welcome home! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit noob needs help

I am writing an article on the BMW M3. I have tried to put in several images, to no avail. Would you help me put in my images? Thanks.

-- 16:40, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Probably not. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 13:23, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
Ok, that's kinda harsh. How about "Probably not, because I'm going through a divorce, thrashing out custody of the kids, am swamped with work, and if the boss catches me surfing the intarwebs again she's going to fire me." -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 13:28, 9 August 2007 (UTC) Nah, too emo. Where's the Delete button? Oh, here it is *clik*

edit It lives!

Good to see you, man. Nice to know that the tequila hasn't gotten the better of you yet :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:24, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

  • It's good to be seen. Like a Vietnam War flashback, Uncyclopedia is never far from my thoughts. INCOMING!!! TAKE COVER!!! I NEED AIR SUPPORT NOW!!! What were we talking about? -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 14:18, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

edit A Kindly Note of Dire Impotence


You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:33, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Don't listen to a word he says--Æ 19:55, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
I don't listen to a word I say. Why should I make an exception for him? Or you? In fact, I don't think I'll listen to a word you say, which would require that I listen to a word he says, but I won't listen to a word he says, so the temporal causation loop will start and it won't end until Data sees the three pips on Riker's shoulder and remembers that he needs to go to the loo, thereby transporting Kelsey Grammer into the 23rd century from an episode of Cheers, where he will spend eternity psychoanalyzing why a sentient robot would even consider a trip to the lavatory. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 20:12, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
Well put sir!

--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 01:56, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

edit People's Republic of China

Some fucking idiot messed things up big time. This is how the article use to look with my last edit and my many contributions to a developing article:

Now go to the page; some complete pro-Communist-China douchebag edited the page to make THE ENTIRE THING SERIOUS, ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS AND BORING. Yes, I'm serious, it looks like it's straight out of - gasp - WIKIPEDIA! No joke.

So I went to the edit page to show this guy what-for, and realized uncyclopedia doesn't have an "undo" option like wikipedia. There is way too much crap to wade through in order to fix this gigantic mess he created. Can you handle this asshole? You seem like a responsible administrator who knows what to do with douchebags like this.--PericlesofAthens 01:16, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

  • Adminstrator, yeah... responsible? Notsomuch. Truth is, you seem to have the situation under control, so I leave the article in your relatively capable hands (and/or alternate user input instrumentation). -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 17:05, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

edit un-sysop

am f(beeeep) tired of this project, please de-sysop me and delete my account, one of you bureaucrats? Lets go jazzing instead! --user: BobBobBob
  • Oh yeah, you fooled everyone into thinking I'm so lame that I can't even delete the leading space that makes the comment format as a code snippet. But that's not as offensive as the implication that I wouldn't capitalize the first letter of a sentence, as seen on the fake-post on Flammable's page. Gee, I wonder how long before there's a new addition to the ban list? About that long, apparently. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 16:54, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Welcome Back!!!

Long time no see! :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

  • Thanks. The "Shave-and-a-Haircut..." thing (see above) gets me every time. TWO BITS! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 16:56, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
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