User talk:Blahshoe

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edit VFH

Hey, fellow, go vote on your own article on VFH. And my compliments. -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket [scream!] 00:32, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

edit About Cheesy Sci-Fi

I'm growing tired of being called demi-literate. I've been trying to correct those damn grammar mistakes in that article since it was made. Can you please point me out where are those errors or just lend me a hand correcting them? -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket [scream!] 03:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you!

Raygun NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns! Raygun2
For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket [scream!] 17:41, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Congratulations

--GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) SpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-gb 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacerSpacerSpacerIcons-flag-usSpacerSpacerSpacer 05:56, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

PS thanks for putting it on your list of faves as well. let me know if you have any ideas about new content

edit Voting

On "____ of the month" pages you can only vote for one nominee. Make sure you remove one of your votes on Noob of the Month or I'll take your first vote. Thanks. —Braydie 00:44, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Beat the Dead Horse

Thanks for the review! I'll look into expanding a bit, but I think I'll keep the spinoffs.--Æ 18:24, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Adware

OK, I'll have a look at the article and try to give you some more structured ideas soon - don't bother with the original document! And when I say soon, I mean "whenever I get around to it this week", so watch this space (but not too closely - that's the way to get one hell of a migrane). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:20, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Rightyho, this being "soon", herewith some ideas:

OK, so as I said, this really needs to be a texty thing with the images as intrusive as possible - instead of all images. As to that text, well, spend some more time on what adware is. It's well known that what adware does is get in the way of you finding decent pr0n by interrupting you with adverts for only half decent pr0n, for starters. And how, precisely, does it get on to PCs? Definitely not while searching for pr0n, or anything, it must be while searching for material relevant to homework - as surveys of thousands of teenage boys by their mothers attests.

Of course, it may be relevant to consider who produces adware - the kind of person who thinks that teenage boys are going to click on anything showing, or promising to show, a nice pair of tits. Or an average pair of tits. Hell, a below average pair of tits will do at a pinch. Er, but this is a complete fallacy - leaving one to wonder why it is so prevalent when it is so inherently sure to fail as a strategy. Ditto the "winning something electrical and expensive for being the 5000th visitor" strategy.

Detection and deletion - well, along with what you suggested, there's another simple test. Is there a teenage boy in your house? Does he use the internet at all unsupervised? If the answers to both questions is "yes", you have adware somewhere on your PC. If you are a teenage boy, then the shouting of your name very loudly by your mother approximately 30 seconds after logging on to the PC is a sure sign that you have adware. And that it might be a good time to take that hitching vacation to Miami you were thinking about.

Basically, have fun with the stereotype, it offers plenty of room for you to stretch your comedy legs. And that way, you'll have more funny to back up your piccies. Everyone's a winner!

Hope this helps. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:03, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

edit File 8AO4F: The God Case

Thanks for the review. I took your advice, made a blurry Polaroid for the article. It's on VFH now. Since you liked it so much, I was wondering if you'd like to vote.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:10, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Rap

Sir or madam: Welcome back after four years. Yes, your article has changed, and not solely for the worse. Your Change Summary reads, '(TIRED OF UNFUNNY PEOPLE MAKING THIS PAGE SUCK DICK. REVERTED BACK TO ANCIENT EDIT (aka BACK WHEN IT WAS FUNNY)', aka, more-or-less, your last revision. I'm sorry, but that's not the way a wiki works. As I said in the Change Summary of my revert: Risen in 2011 did two useful things:

  • Eliminated your attempt to illustrate boring repetition by making part of your article boringly repetitive, and
  • Eliminated your trite English-to-rap translation table that seems to be coded as two separate wikitables, rather than a table with two columns.

Good luck to you in finding a humor wiki without unfunny people who make your pages suck dick. An alternative, of course, is not to pack up and leave for four years and expect everything to be as you left it, then rage-rant when it isn't. Spıke Ѧ 20:44 6-May-13

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