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edit It's high time, if you ask me
Hello, Bladetip... I'm Some user, perhaps best known for my role as the Chief of Rhinoplasty at Rampart Medical Center on the hit 1970's TV series Emergency. I've been reading your contributions, and I just wanted you to know that I think they're of stellar quality! And also that I would have nominated you for September's N00b of the Month were it not for some horrifically bad experiences that I've had doing that sort of thing in the past. (Besides, you might have been ineligible by the time I figured out that you deserved the nom - the rules are a little unclear on when the "30 days" actually starts.) It's perhaps unfortunate that Uncyclopedia seems to deny proper recognition to good writers who (like yourself, I strongly suspect) fully prepare their articles in advance using text editors, and thereby avoid racking up lengthy edit counts on new articles — which otherwise seems to increase the article's chances of being noticed by Recent-Changes patrollers and the like. You might be doing that deliberately to avoid drawing attention to yourself, though, in which case I hope you'll forgive me for noticing... Anyway, please keep up the good work! (I'm thinking it might be VFH-time for I am not kidding, in fact.) c • > • 17:48, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
edit UnNews and you
Hi and welcome to Uncyclopedia and UnNews. I suppose this would be considered an informal welcome, as we have some other gits to handle that, and I'm primarily an UnNews git. You are most welcome for the audio, I do as many articles on audio as I can, in the order in which I find them funny and stupid, or just funny. Not just stupid. So don't write something that's stupid and unfunny, because that would cause a strangelet to form and earthquakes would surely follow.
Thanks for your contributions thus far. I find them suitable for our nefarious porpoises. I can't say much about your writing other than that, except that it's pretty good, and you're pretty funny, If you do something bad, you'll hear from me. Other than that, I'm pretty busy when I'm not comatose, so keep telling me I'm cool, and I'll reciprocate. Welcome again, and enjoy your stay at Uncyc Asylum. Get saved! 11:48, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
|On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you.|
Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Get saved! 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Hey, I read that you are an Un-News person, and I have an idea for an article that you can take complete credit for if you want to write it- basically, how about "UFO not sighted in Roswell, New Mexico?" It can be just like reporting a UFO in Roswell, except everyone claims they didn't see one. How strange it would be. If you don't want to write it, that's fine with me. Just an idea. Okay? Alright, I'm gonna baaaack away now. Easy, easy...
edit UnNews is watching you
I'll be needing your particulars, nationality and whatnot, so I can add you to the UnNews Team page. Thanks for your contributions to our little act of sedition. I do enjoy reading and doing audio for your stuff... please, keep up the good work.
Get saved! 05:13, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
- Actually, all I needed is your nationality. You are now listed as a writer who's had audio done with their work, here: UnNews:UnNewsAudio#Writers_.28Broadcasted_stories.29. I gave you a Russian flag, which I can change if you like. We've only got one other Russian now, so another is certainly welcome. I'll get to reading I am not kidding now. Get saved! 05:31, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
- Done! You now have a Yankee flag. Congratulations, or something. Get saved! 05:36, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
Heya and yes thank you for your thanks, I have to say that was really fun to read, I thank you for the material, I hope for reading some more of your articles soon!
Halla and yeah, likes the emo thing.