User talk:Billsheppard

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Billsheppard, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... no that's my attic you fucking pillock. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing this comment and making me sound like a total cockswinger. Please vandalise talk pages by writing inane crap and use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically bring the men in white coats round your house.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Swedish rats

Hardmum Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome!

Thanks for helping out my son out with his obsessive gibberish. God knows, he needs help. I know I do.

Nice edits on the rat article - cheers. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 13:09, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

edit Accent renderer apparently needs work

Hey! Thanks for your feedback on my awful pronunciations! I purposefully do these in one take, usually, so whatever get's in usually stays in, especially background noise. Also, like many stories, I didn't read this one closely before rendering (take the word "rendering" as you please) this twaddle, and I knew immediately I couldn't do it justice, so... I improvised, based on my through familiarity with UK accents, gleaned from Monty Python reruns. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:21, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

PS You'll be needing one of these...

edit Dave Gorman your photo of Dave Gorman, we so need to have an article about him. I've done a related article thats on VFH at the moment called Googlewhack, though I can guarantee that my photo of him is more disturbing. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Thanks for the mammaries, erm, beer? UK? what was I talking about?

Thanks for your kind word on my presentation... my philosophy regarding such articles is, if I don't know what the fuck it's about, go with it... Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:43, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Secret cameras to catch primary school boys who miss urinal

This is very interesting! Could you make it read a bit more like a news story and a bit less like a sales brochure? Is it based on something in the news, or is it

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? Cheers. Spıke Ѧ 21:50 17-Apr-11

Glad you found it of interest. The way it reads is more because it just went in a spoof lazy churnalism direction. The inspiration was from me thinking "why are there cameras looking at my cock?" when I was pissing into a urinal equipped with that device at work rather than any current affairs. The gratuitous references to celebrity paedophiles are of course obligatory...

--Billsheppard 21:41, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

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