User talk:Big Duck

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edit Welcome!

Lolli

Let the licking begin!

Oh hey, Big Duck! Welcome to Uncyclopedia. We hope you have a great time here, and that you get a lot of waffles. Because waffles are good. Especially with maple syrup. Trust me.

Here are some links to see if you have the time:

There are more of them, but those three are the most important.

Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you don't, we'll have to go to the history to discover who made the edit, and add a template for it. It's a lot of researching, dude.

When you create an article, please make an encyclopedic subject; don't do an article about how you and your friend had a pillow fight or about that teacher you really hate gave you an F on your math test. It is best to start by creating them in your userspace, for example: User:Big Duck/Insert Title Here. Please remember to follow the guidelines and don't be upset if your article gets deleted if you do not. If you are writing an article in mainspace, however, and you are not finished yet, put a {{construction}} template on it.

However, wrtiting articles is not a top priority. Many users like to dedicate to reverting, coding, and moderating. So don't feel pressured to write articles.

If you need help, or just feel like talking to someone, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Or, if you're really confused, drop into the adoption place and you'll get adopted by one of these fine fellows. Cool, huh?

We want you to have a fun time here, so don't feel under pressure because we're all nice people.  

--Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:03, 4 June 2011

edit sig

Be a dear and go to your sig and remove the time stamp written there.

Then go to your Preferences and type into the signature section. {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Big Duck/sig}} and save it at the bottom, now when you sign posts with --~~~~ it will display !0German flag - Big Duck complete with a correct timestamp, now isn't that cool! --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 04:44, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Awesome. Now my sig works. --!0German flag - BigDuck 04:47, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Be Hated by your Kids

Something to look at. Might give you some tips. ;-) --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 05:13, 9 June 2011

Tips for your new article, Why?:Beat Your Children. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 05:14, 9 June 2011
Will do. Thanks! --!0German flag - BigDuck 05:20, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
I'll help out on it if you'd like. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 18:43, 9 June 2011
Sure, I've just been tossing ideas on the page so far. -- !0German flag - BigDuck 19:07, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
Add something that has to do with whiny kids. That will probably steer the article in a good direction. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:52, 9 June 2011
Sounds better than my idea. I was gonna make it: "kids will forget unless you beat them" which is more scary than funny. -- !0German flag - BigDuck 00:24, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
Hi mate, your article is now here as the construction tag on it had expired. Let me know if you have any questions about this. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:57, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:05, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 02:01, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 00:31, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:13, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Woof woof! It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:02, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:51, 3 November 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:47, 10 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:28, 17 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:10, 24 November 2011

edit UnSignpost: December 1st, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 05:04, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 10:23, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:48, 22 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 29 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:00, 12 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:05, 19 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:26, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:08, 3 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:22, 10 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:54, 18 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:45, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 1 March 2012

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 8 March 2012

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:31, Apr 5

edit UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:32, April 12, 2012 (UTC)
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