User talk:Big Audio Dynamite Samples

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edit Welcome

Jesus on raptor

People usually have a nice experience here!

Hello, Big Audio Dynamite Samples, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! This is a wiki (a collection of pages anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is for comedy. It pretends it's Wikipedia, but makes people laugh. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in fake news stories, we have UnNews, and there are many other projects, such as UnScripts, UnLyrics, how-to guides, etc.

What you can do

You can create your own article. First, under your own name (User:Big Audio Dynamite Samples/An article), if, for example, you are not sure whether you will finish it. (The red instead of blue is a link to a page that doesn't yet exist.) We also have a list of articles that need to be created.

If you've written an article, there is a Proofreading service where someone will correct your mistakes, and a review process where another Uncyclopedian will read your article and suggest improvements.

You can help without writing complete pages; just read articles and, if you see an improvement in writing or in comedy, jump in and edit it. In fact, you can help without writing at all, such as organizing, watching for vandals, or even greeting other new users.

What you need

You certainly need a sense of humor and an ability to write good English. We all have strengths and weaknesses and you can get help in any area. But everyone needs an ability to work with other people. Be polite, positive, and helpful toward others, and assume others are doing the same toward you.

What to read
  • And finally, this guide will tell you whether some jokes have already been overused.
For personal help
  • Several experienced Uncyclopedians have indicated their willingness to adopt new users;
  • Finally, you can ask questions on your (here) or on my talk page. And I will be willing to help you!
How to post to talk pages

Please follow these general rules:

  • Add comments at the end of a talk page so people notice your addition.
  • Start your paragraphs with one or more ":" characters to indent them and set them off from other people's posts.
  • At the end, type ~~~~ (four tildes), which will get replaced by your signature (you can set it up using Preferences) and the date and time of your post.
  • Don't delete anyone's messages. In case of any controversy, we depend on an accurate record of what was written. You may disavow your remarks by striking them through like this.

I hope you enjoy it here!

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:53, February 4, 2014 (UTC)

edit Janis Joplin

After reading the Amy Winehouse article, I thought this would be a good idea.--Big Audio Dynamite Samples (talk) 21:42, February 8, 2014 (UTC)

edit Oops sorry

I already saw that Uncyclopedia had a article on her. I now want to write about Norman Greenbomb, the one hit wonder musical terrorist.--Big Audio Dynamite Samples (talk) 19:52, February 15, 2014 (UTC)

Ah, yes. You may pun with his name--but please, not in the page title; doing that will keep readers from reading your article. Spıke ¬ 20:01 15-Feb-14
PS--Please don't delete the portion of your post to which I was replying (as it says above, under "How to post to talk pages"). Spıke ¬ 20:25 15-Feb-14

Do you think that other Uncyclopedians would know who he is?--Big Audio Dynamite Samples (talk) 20:51, February 15, 2014 (UTC)

Most would not; and another important point when writing such an article is to give them plenty of hints. It should make fans of Spirit in the Sky laugh, while bringing everyone else along, perhaps even so that they do too. I assumed that very few readers of Chile would know the truth about the nation and tried for the right mix of explanation and jokes. Spıke ¬ 00:20 16-Feb-14
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