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edit Welcome!

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edit Adoption?

So do you want adoption, Mr. Baseball16? - 07:53 27 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Baseball...one thing to keep in mind is reply to people where they start the conversation. I've watchlisted this page so I'll know as soon as you make a change. I'm afraid I've actually just filled up adoption wise, however, but if you ask Orian57 or Heerenveen nicely I'm sure they'll adopt you and they're awesome people, so yeah! Sorry about that! But if you do have any questions stop by my talkpage. - [07:38 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

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edit CMC

Welcome Baseball16 to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome aboard Baseball! - [13:06 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit Problem?

What's up, Baseball? Is there something I can help you with?   Le Cejak <0:58, 03 Jun 2008>

I was about to ask the same question. Why the ridiculously huge text? Be careful what you do on people's talk pages, it may be interpreted as trolling, which isn't cool. Is there anything wrong? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:15, Jun 3
And don't go around swearing at people on their talk pages, it could be interpreted as swearing at people! - [07:04 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
So to summarize everything these nice people just said, watch it, you're getting close to my ban hammer. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:55, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

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edit Problem? Part II

Alright, I've just come from YTTE's talk page and it seems as if you either have some sort of problem with him or you just enjoy randomly insulting people on their own talk pages. Are you doing alright? If you do have a problem with YTTE, you should take it up with an admin or try being civil with him and just explain why you're upset rather than posting inane comments on his talk page. You've already got the admins somewhat pissed off, and you were supposed to be on your best behavior so as to avoid a ban, but I'm afraid there'll be nothing any of us can do for you if you keep acting this way. Please, for your own sake, be more polite to people. If you don't, you'll get banned without a second thought and I hate to see a user get banned just for not having manners. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 17:26 Jun 12

edit A continuation of the above:

I'll make this easy for you. Be less of a dick to people, including YTTE, or you'll be banned for at least a week. Consider this your warning. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 16:48, Jun 14

edit Pee

Yeah, so I see you've now done two pee reviews. So first up: thanks for taking a bit of time to help out. We always appreciate people who want to help others on here. Second: however, both those reviews were extremely short and unhelpful. If you genuinely want to help, follow the advice Sycamore gave you on his talk page - read the pee review guidelines, look at recent reviews from others, such as Orian57, Javascap or MightyDandyLion to see the kind of thing we're aiming for, and then take your time and give an in-depth, helpful review. If you're willing to give some time to help others out, I'd hope you'll be happy to do it properly, so this is just friendly advice.

Oh, and your sig needs a little attention - the way you've got it set up it's putting the date on a different line and one space in, which breaks up pages and looks ugly. Check how you have it set up in your preferences, and see if you can stop this happening please. Thanks and see you around Uncyc! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:20, Jun 16

Further to this, you've now had a review tag on this for a week. Are you preparing a really in-depth review? If you've forgotten about it, I'll remove the tag so someone else can have a go at it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:47, Jun 23

edit I'm bothering you

Because your signature is broken (see: UotM). Please fix it, thank you. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:55, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

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edit Thanks and stuff

Bff Hello, Baseball16, I just thought I'd drop by to let you know that you're my best friend too.
No really.
Sure you may see this message on other people's talk page
but you know that I'm just saying that so I don't hurt their "feelings".
You are special.
I also recognise that you weren't exactly spoilt for choice on who to vote for
But thanks all the same

Yeah thanks, man, you're pretty cool yourself.

edit Right I sorted your sig problem

{{subst:nosubst|User:Baseball16/sig}} There put that in the signature preference box and tick raw signature. I tried this out for you and it worked. It just means that less characters are used when you sign and it keeps things neater. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 22:47 2 July 2008

edit Thanks

Sheepbedsheep3 Hey, Baseball16. Steven would just like to thank you
for the vote on his article relating to Insomnia.
He really would but right now he's sleeping.
Shhh don't wake him...

You did read it didn't you? You didn't just vote 'cos I said to? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:11 6 July 2008

edit Just saw Your wee comment

I was looking at the ROTM votes - I do do not hate your guts, everybody does dodgy reviews when thay start up so no shocks from you there:)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:14, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

I didn't. I waited untill my 6th and 7th reviews to do badly but I don't want to talk about that. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 12:17 6 July 2008

edit Uncyclopedain Nazi Party

Hello, Mr. Baseball. Welcome to the party. Seeing as you are one of our leaders, I personally request that you run for the User Senate, thus strengthening the party. Thank you, Evil Pi, founder of UNAP.

edit Thanks and all!

Yeh...hi Baseball16. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm, yeh...it's on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, Baseball16! - [08:44 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit About the party

Umm...How do I say this... some jerk deleted it.

So I'm gonna revamp it as the Uncyclopedian Anarchist Party, with the same concept but the background's gonna be black. Eventually.

You still want in? Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

I hardly think they were a jerk... Come on, Nazi party? That's kinda crossing the line, a bit. - [18:00 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
It was the only group that would accept me. UNLIKE UNSOC. UnarchistFounding Member Baseball16Mario peachOptical2Baseball16 18:12, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
*ahem* CMC *cough splutter* - [18:18 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oh yeah I forgot.UnarchistFounding Member Baseball16Mario peachOptical2Baseball16 18:19, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Jerk eh? /me adds Evil Pi to the official Mordillo shit list TM ~Jewriken.GIF 22:48, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh shit, it's TM! Oh crap, may I ask you something, oh sweet Mordy? Do you have good lawyers? - [22:50 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
I never said you were a jerk. Founding Member Baseball16Baseball16 23:00, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
No, Mr. Pi did. - [23:02 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Ok then why is this happening on MY Talkpage??? Founding Member Baseball16Baseball16 23:11, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Sig warning

BANNED! Nah not really, but according to this page, your sig clearly breaks the rules. It's images have to be 12px max and it must have a link to your userpage. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:44, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

I will fix the Images but the Mario Peach picture should link to my userpage.UnarchistFounding Member Baseball16Mario peachOptical2Baseball16 18:48, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
It doesn't... - [20:54 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
FIXED IT. Founding Member Baseball16Baseball16 20:59, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
You think you've fixed it, but really there's a madman standing right behidn you with an axe and a puppy's head. - [21:12 10 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
WHERE???? /me runs to Mexico. Founding Member Baseball16Baseball16 21:16, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

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edit YouTube layout

If I remember correctly, you use to have a YouTube layout on your userpage. How do you get that?  The   Canvas   Assassin  06:01, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

I dunno who you are but your sig is too big! I think. even if it's not you should have it in a subpage, ask Baseball how to do it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:04 13 July 2008
Chill out Orian, He doesn't go on that much so I don't think he knows the policies and stuff. But $R$ he is right, your sig is too big and you need it in a subpage. I can help you with the youtube thing and the sig. Founding Member Baseball16Baseball16 14:27, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
I am chilled. I live in a freezer. And $r$, You can ask me for help with stuff anytime. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:56 13 July 2008
Lucky I live on the sun. I am always hot.And $R$ tell me what sig you want over youtube mail. Founding Member Baseball16Baseball16 15:52, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
I think I know what you're talking about. I typed in {{subst:User:The $R$/Signature)) and that came out. I'll ask Baseball.  The   Canvas   Assassin  23:37, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Is this better? SexySeaFlounderThe $R$ 23:58, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
$R$ you have to do {{subst:nosubst|The $R$/Signiture}}Founding Member Baseball16Baseball16 00:00, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Dear Mr. Baseball:

Hello, Mr. Baseball. I have deemed you worthy to- Ah,what the heck. I picked you to join the Order of the Unvisibles. (Highlight text to read)

Thankz, Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

edit Possibly my last request:

I want you to take a picture, deface it, and put it here.

Please look at mine for standards, and even deface mine if ya want.

tanks, Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

edit Party Meeting

A party meeting has been anounced by Evil Pi. Please participate in the meeting in the newly constructed meeting building, located here. Thank you.

edit Pee review

Yeah, Hi Baseball - your review tag has been on Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnBooks:I'm Pregnant! for 11 days now. Planning to review it any time soon? If not, can you remove the tag so someone else is more likely to pick it up please? Hate to leave people hanging for that long! Thanks... --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:11, Jul 18

Removed the tag. I forgot again. Founding Member Baseball16Baseball16 13:25, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

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edit Thanks!

Peeing dog Thank you, Baseball16, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head.
Good girl/boy
Thanks for voting!

How are you getting on by the way? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:47 1 August 2008

edit You still wanna be cool?

vote "For", on this SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 22:18 3 August 2008

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edit Thanks

Blech-wedding Rory would like to thank you for voting!
"That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house.
Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:30 31 August 2008

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edit Hey!

Are you still about? And are you ok, ect? I've got something else on VFH, vote and let me know what you think! And be sure to come ask about stuff if you need it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 22:14 11 September 2008

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edit I'm Back...

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Urgently, Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

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edit Yo

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