User talk:Balderdasher

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edit Welcome!

Oh, why hello there! I take it by the logs that your name is... Balderdasher! (Interesting name, by the way.) and thanks for taking that extra leap and joining Uncyclopedia! Now, this is standard procedure, and it may seem boring, but we still recommend it. So I give to you the basic guides of Uncyclopedia: the Beginner's Guide.

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If you need help, you are welcome to ask me anything you want, save that on my talk page, ask at the community forum, or ask an administrator on their talk page. I encourage you to join the prestigious Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you! Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Or of course, ask anyone you think can help. Just don't leave a hundred messages on the page. Please make sure to make a sig (or you can harass ask another user to make you a basic sig which you can work off of, and then remember to sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) which you can see above the edit box(you can try this out by leaving a reply to this welcome message. Now, if you find that you cannot be on hand to write articles all the time, I encourage you to do one of the following. Make an article in your userspace, which will keep it out of the mainspace. User:Balderdasher/Generic article is a userspace article you can have and use. This makes the article in your namespace, where you can work on it to all your heart's desires! Good luck, and I hope to see you around!--The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 01:19, June 21, 2013 (UTC)

edit Instagram

Hello and welcome! Sir, please step up your game. I read "most commonly used by sluts, assholes, and..." in the Intro of an article and I can tell I'm not going to be made to laugh but made to hear the rants of someone to whom things went wrong on Instagram. Name-calling "sluts, assholes" is not the kind of humor we are looking for, though we have no problem if you want to describe in words how a given person or type of person established himself as a slut and/or an asshole. Please write something that will be funny for the reader and not just settle scores for you. Spıke Ѧ 20:02 21-Jun-13

edit MySpace

Hello! I noticed that you have edited this article about a month ago. Sorry, but I reverted the edit because it seems to me that you do not make a funny joke. The fact that MySpace lost its popularity due to Facebook is true. So it is hardly funny. If you have another opinion, you are welcome to express it. Anton (talk) 08:53, July 15, 2013 (UTC)

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