User talk:BILLYSGRANDMA

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edit Pre-Rendered Welcome!

Hello, BILLYSGRANDMA, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left...Not that far, dammit! ...Yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Now, being less formal, you will see the above message in a lot of users' talk page. However, that does not mean this is an automated message. Really, I had to click on your user talk, copy-paste this stuff, and submit it with my own fleshy finger. I'm not a bot. I exist. Now, for some personal, non-official advice:
  • You may think some stuff that appears everywhere here is cool, like Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, Kitten Huffing, Russian Reversal, and Mr. T. Those things are completely overused and not really funny anymore. Among us sophisticated intelligentsia, we call this phenomenon cliché. Whatever, these subjects are worn out, near death, and in dire need of being huffed. Just please don't mention them unless you have a very, very good reason. Or if it's funny. And I mean funny.
  • Another thing we veterans hate is Random Humor. Don't put chicken from Mars in an article about George Washington. You can put it in an article about, well, Chicken from Mars. That's it.
  • Humor is a subtle subject. People will tell you that talking about excretes is just bad taste - count me among them - and others will find this kind of stuff the
    pinnacle of subversive irony. Just stay calm, have a good look at HTBFANJS, and try to learn what works best. No one here will ban you as long as you don't impose your non-conformist ideas on already created stuff.
  • Start pages in userspace, first. By that, I mean if you wanted to create a page called "Flappy woo-ha," instead of creating the page Flappy woo-ha, create User:BILLYSGRANDMA/Flappy woo-ha. That way, you'll have plenty of time to work on it and it won't be deleted or ICU'd. You can start a page in mainspace, just make damn sure what you put there is long enough and funny enough to not get huffed.
  • Never recreate a deleted article. Never redo a reverted edit. Never.
  • There are a lot of links I just put on your page. This is the most important one.
  • And, finally, don't be afraid. We don't eat people. Usually. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:07, Apr 14

edit Pee Review

Hey, I hate to bug you about this, but would you mind writing a bit more into your pee reviews? Yours seem to only be a couple of lines, which really only tell people what's wrong or right with their page, if even that. If you could put in just a little more info, you could focus more on how to make their page better, and be the difference between a good page and a great page. Take a look at UN:PRG to see what I mean. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 15:34, May 24

Further to Led's comment above: the pee review you did for tootstain was reverted as it's not an acceptable review. Seriously, minus scores? OK, it's not a brilliant article, but people put articles up for review for constructive feedback on how to improve them, so over-the-top harshness is not good. Also, that kind of article is hardly off-limits on a site that has featured Queef. Your other review was possibly a trifle enthusiastic - it's certainly a better article, but more work is still needed on it. Please spend a little more time giving in depth feedback per the PRG if you do another review. Thanks, and have fun on Uncyc! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:58, May 25

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created From Prussia With Love (video game), an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


MadMax 17:54, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

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