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Exuse me, Mr Benson...
...why isn't your name bold!? I'd like to enter this list as exhibit "A." I think you'll find all the
cool dudes admins have become emboldened, m'lud. Second thoughts, perhaps it's for the best. After all, having your name bold and in capitals will rival Brian Blessed in it's loudness.. --H2g2bob 20:44, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
Could we do an interview?
--What's your political leaning?
--Would you consider procreating a new Benson?
--When you die, where do you go?
--Are you hungry, can we go get some French fries? I'm hungry
|Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are PantsMacKenzie?|
This message is for the imposter, not the real Benson. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:45, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
I just wanted to say hi, BENSON. --Brayds2006 08:25, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Plz let me join, future king!
I mean, PLEASE LET ME JOIN, FUTURE KING! --Defender 911 20:43, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
- I even created a new userbox!
BENSON YOU ARE A ****HEAD
BENSON YOU SHOULD NOT TYPE IN CAPS YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOSER, I AM OFFICIALLY DECLARING MYSELF AN ANTI-BENSONITE. BENSON SUCKS COCKERALS --El legend 17:44, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
BENSON SUCKS COCKERALS
While I join the League of Benson. I wholeheartedly approve of such BENSONness! User:MrMetalFLower/sig
You're not BENSON
I don't care. I don't really like BENSON ,but your not him. Just look at your userpage the way Fake benson is all bolded means your already on that page.--Killer_3.14 19:37, October 15, 2009 (UTC)