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edit Welcome!

Penisdoctor

Don't mind me. I'm just here for the enem- I MEAN WELCOME! WELCOME!

Hello, B10, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, my name is RAHB, and I'll be your guide through the mystical land of Uncyclopedia. We'll begin the tour with a few helpful links for noobies:

  • Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue.
  • Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate this policy.
  • How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once.
  • Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here.

Now that that's out of the way, take a look to your right, and you'll notice some more links, these ones are about help in general:

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:B10/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page, and also check out the link I mentioned earlier. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We are a humor wiki, so don't worry about taking things too seriously. We're here to have a good time and to have a good laugh. Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. Once more, thank you for your contributions and welcome! I'll be seeing you around. -RAHB 23:43, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Hello

Please stop doing that. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:21, Feb 14

Oh, please. I'm asking so nicely. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:29, Feb 14

edit Stop that 2 electric boogaloo

You're cruisin' for a bruisin' (I can't block you as I'm no admin, but your activities today have been bad, to say the least)--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 02:57, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Aww, don't be too hard on him. He just likes jerking off to pages on this website; and can you blame him? —Pelozurian (talk) 02:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
I heard he's a "keyboard commander".--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 03:00, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, he must command a lot of respect, what with his magical fingers and his keyboard. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:02, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

edit Pakistan

I've been directed to talk to you rather than just get you banned from the site. My edits of Pakistan have been designed to eliminate the chattiness, be more subtle about the toilet humor, and use better English. You reverted these edits without explanation, vandalized my user page, gave HELPME a personal attack in the change history when he intervened, and sent me a cryptic e-mail. You also repeatedly inserted "begin_of_the_skype_highlighting" which is not a recognized formatting command and is unlikely to do anything for anyone.

One of my edits that you reverted was to fix (and remove the swear word from) a broken joke, from before my time, that claimed that "Paki" means "excrement." This is unflattering to Pakistan, but not, as your change history claims, "racist" nor "haterage."

This being a wiki, you should strive for more cooperative relations with the other people who will be editing this page with you. Spıke ¬ 11:10 24-Apr-10

Having added this, my watch list now says you were banned anyway for the day's activities, i.e., Being a Dick. See you in a month. I have restored a section you deleted, for the benefit of future people who may encounter you. Spıke ¬ 11:36 24-Apr-10
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