User talk:B0n b0ns
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please use this to talk, wow thats self explanitory.
- That's just crazy enough to work.... --
Who's Milano Unistyle 02:35, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
edit Signature ☭
Hell if I know, sir. I'm not the only one to get away with it. I believe the ol' rule was 20 or 21px in height. This isn't a democracy, ya know. It's not even communist in theory. I guess the newbies were gettin' out of hand & they had to reform the policy. I honestly have no clue since I haven't had a complaint... until now... 02:52, 21 June 2007
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edit Grue Army
I suppose what you should do is go to User:High Gen. Grue/GrueArmy and choose a squadron to sign up for. You don't have to, but it'll be good because it'll let you define exactly what you want to do for the Grue Army. Just add yourself to the list of members to join. After that, whenever you do whatever it is you do- break up flamewars, list crap on QVFD, whatever- do it in the name of the Grue Army and for the good of Uncyclopedia. Go to User:High Gen. Grue/GrueArmy#Reports section II:Requests for promotion to report anything significant that you do. You'll earn points towards your next rank. And that... is just about it. Any other questions, ask on my talk page. -- 17:54, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
Cheers for that, a bit crappy maybe, but a hell of alot better than my mspaint efforts --WesternLotus 11:01, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
edit Indenting Comments
It seems as if you are rather confused as to what constitutes an indented comment. Allow me to shed some light on it for you. Placing a space before some text does not indent a comment, as you seem to believe. Allow me to demonstrate:
But, if you want to indent that text, simply add a colon (:) before the text. The beauty of this is that you can add as many of these as you want (within reason) and it'll indent more and more. Using this method,
- Indented text, which can become
edit No vote
Because I just made the caption funnier than it was, and so of course I'd be inclined to vote for after that. So I'm waiting a bit. Also, consider signing your comments. You know how: ~~~~.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:53, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
Ok ok i did it i put my naked women picuters in a seperate subpage.Thanks for asking me nicely you're the first to ask me without threatening or insulting me. Unistyle 03:30, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
- oh ps that pic of alyssa milano was from some lame art movie she did in the late 90's.I thhink shes married now Unistyle 03:34, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
edit Thank You
"what do you have to do to get into this?"
- Get someone to write a false bio for you, and post it. I'll do yours if you do mine. --YeOldeLuke 01:00, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
- I like it! Don't forget to come up with a false name for me, like the others do on the page. I'll write yours and post it soon. --YeOldeLuke 22:14, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
edit Your Bio
B0n b0ns, born Herbert T. Dumpling, is an egomaniacal midget with plans for world domination. Most of his plans revolve aroun the usage of his namesake Bon Bons, round chocalately covered candies which are irresistable to humans (they also contain seaweed, which can be used to make ice cream or explosives, whichever he needs). B0n b0ns chose this name because of his one true love, who abandoned him for someone sexier. He has been a vengeful recluse ever since. But remember: when he succeeds in taking over the world, only registered Uncyclopedians wil be spared.