User talk:Auk

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Auk, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Auk/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:37, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

edit thanks

thanks for the possibly automated or copy-pasted comment on my talk page but right now i have already gotten started on writing an article... one that i am surprised nobody has done yet, and i even uploaded an image to go with it.

edit Gotta go see my almost dead grandparents

As the title of this section states i am going to go see my grandparents for a week starting tomorrow, you may wonder how this affects you... well most likely it wont, but for those of you who care I will have little to no internet access, but fear not! I will not be totally useless, I will pick one or two articles to write on a word processor while I am out and do some serious typing! After i get these articles worthy (or get back... whichever comes first) I will use what little internet access I have to put them up, at which point they will likely be huffed. The major article I will be working on will likely be Why?:Does it Hurt When I Pee?.... --Auk 00:58, 23 June 2008 (UTC) p.s. Thank you for adopting me and helping me out Mister

Hea, cool. See you when you get back. I will be looking forward to marking your new papers... :) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:25, Jun 23

edit I feel shitty

A lot of shit has been going on in my life the last couple week, I haven't been able to work on my articles... and quite frankly I don't feel funny anymore. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Auk (talk • contribs)

Maybe you need to read HowTo:Get a Life? I know the chap who wrote that knows a fair bit about being funny. I'm sorry you are feeling down, and hope to see you around a bit more. There are some really good people who edit this wiki, and this place can be a lot of fun. If you know how to have fun. Always remember with your writing, write what you like, and the rest will come. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:56, Jul 10

edit Thanks for the bitchin picture!

I'll join the cow cult thing... Thanks big time, i owe u, the pic was a work of pure artistic genious! Cheers and thanks-Bobofosho2 20:31, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Get a Life

Alright - so I peed on it. I like it - do you mind me adding to it according to some of the comments I made for making it better? -- User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 21:38, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Not sure if Auk is around, but I'm sure he will not mind. If it's pants he will revert your ass anyway... ;) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:46, Jul 11
Hey, thank you so much Gladstone I guess I'm feeling better now. I will work on this article and I hope it becomes a good quality work.--Auk 21:52, 11 July 2008
Don't forget to let me know if ya need any help with anything Auk... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:50, Jul 12
Hope you're OK with the changes I've made so far - feel free to abuse me if you're not... User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 20:47, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Hea, it's looking good. I like it. Don't forget that you can bug me whenever you want about whatever you want... As you are adopted by me, you can whore anything you fancy to me, or ask as many questions as you wish... That's the privilege of being adopted. ;) MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:16, Jul 15

edit sorry i have not been on

I have been out because my internet was out, as a result I was not able to log on and work on my article. Thank you MrN9000 and Gladstone for working on it in my absence.--Auk 01:08, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Cool! Don't forget to vote on it for highlight Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Get a Life. User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 14:33, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Blech-wedding Rory would like to thank you for voting!
"That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house.
Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:18 31 August 2008

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