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edit Takk...

I reviewed it for you. —Sir Guildensternenstein 05:09, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

hm, thanks. Looks like I can't do anything myself to improve things. Oh, well. And the joke about 2001 was'nt understood by everyone either on the désencyclopédie : it understates that the narrator is going to do the same thing about the movie (describing it while under influence). --Artough 12:12, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Sorry

For not crediting you for Mr. Blotto, I shall do so now. Glad you liked it. Since my French isn't fluent, I tended to match up what I understood with what I thought would make it most effective in English. I understood pretty much all the text, except there were some idioms/phrases that I didn't quite get, but put in what I thought would be an approximate. I see you did "Takk..." too? Great article, I like your style. I see you took it off the translation list, sorry, I didn't realise it had already been translated ;) --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 13:40, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Jesus, you've done some great stuff! Attention Test should be translated and I already have HowTo:Invoke Beelzebub on the list (might add "Child Prodigy" and "Sexual Domination" too). Nice! --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 13:45, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
No problem, keep me updated on your latest works and I'd be very happy to help translate them. I like that all of the articles I read by you were very much universal in theme and didn't rely too much on specific knowledge of any one culture. These are the kinds of articles I would like to translate (however I would also like to translate foreign articles about cultural icons - like a German take on Goethe, a French on Baudelaire etc.. - because these would be the most authentic and generally well-researched). --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 14:05, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
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