User talk:ArtemisFowlThe2nd

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edit Welcome!

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Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia!

Hello, ArtemisFowlThe2nd, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

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Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:18, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

edit ICU tags

Please do not remove such a tag without talking with the person placing them on the article or an admin. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:22, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Tip

You're putting a lot of effort on your Chiyo article, but the way it looks like now, the chances of its survival are slim. Did you read the welcome message left above? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:11, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Nonexistent template on Chiyo Mihama

You tried to add the template {{Reverse World}} here. The template does not currently exist. Could you check that you have spelled and capitalized the name of the template correctly? If you are planning to create the template yourself, please create it first and then put it into the article. Thank you. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 00:56, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Please stop...

...trying to muscle Chiyo Mihama into the cute article at the expense of other contributions. It may make your day, but this isn't about you. Hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:30, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Responded to your message on my talk page. You can add you article, just do it with great care and deft! Hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:39, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Your article

The construction tag expired. I can see you've put a lot of work into it, so I moved it to your userspace here. Finish it off there (I recommend getting a pee review), then move it back to mainspace when it's done. Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:43, Jul 31

edit Street Fighter

I'm familiar with it, but the quote isn't all that necessary. People will get the joke just fine without it being there. There's no worries. Alternatively, it could be tailored to where it's referenced a little further without going into extensive detail or using a quote... not sure how, though. -- Hanyouman 20:39, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit No offense

No offense, but maybe you shouldn't try to change the character explanations in the Street Fighter article any further. I don't think the jokes you're trying to provide are helping it much.

Not trying to chase you away from the article or anything, don't get me wrong. -- Hanyouman 12:23, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

To add to this, I see what you're doing suddenly. I don't think it's going to pan out well. I love Makoto too, but the pictures you were putting up of her in past edits... really weren't all that helpful to the article.
From the looks of things, you tried to insert her via a quote in another article too and that didn't work out either. Yeah, maybe you better just stop there before that starts creating problems. Again, no offense. -- Hanyouman 04:34, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

edit Yukari'sBestFriend

Hi, it seems that you're operating this account as well as yours. Any comments? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:05, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

"Yukari'sBestFriend" is my brother's user. We share the same computer. He hardly ever uses it though. He enjoys playing video games and reading books and manga more than using the computer.

Most of his time on the computer is spent on YouTube than on Uncyclopedia.--ArtemisFowlThe2nd 20:31, September 28, 2009 (UTC)


The reason why I was taking the pictures out of the Grue article was because they really weren't all that necessary. It's not like they're all that vital to the article. It really could do without all the Yotsuba pictures and the Rowdyruff Boys.

I also question how the "this section is a parody of the wikipedia domo-kun article, so NO OTHER THINGS IN HERE!" comment in the article got away from you when you were making your edits. I'm pretty certain there was a good reason why it was put there, and not to inspire people to make long lists of 'Notable Grues'. You may want to check around for those next time. -- Hanyouman 22:30, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

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