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edit Welcome!

Hello, Apples, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:15, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

edit Fat Sandy

Apples, have a look through the pages that the Welcome Note links to. They'll provide you with the basics for adding content. They may look a little daunting, but we're all here to make this site a funnier place. If you need any help there's aways a friendly Admin on hand.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

well who ever you are sheputs bad stuff about me on msn mesger. --Apples 21:23, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Say stuff back to her..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Hello Apples...

Hello Apples, I just have a few basic introductory questions for you. Don't worry, this is just basic protocol.

  1. How old are you?10
  2. Where are you from?new jersy
  3. Have you experienced any traumatic incidents in the last 30 days?no
  4. How much fluid have you consumed so far today?i 1coke and milk
  5. Have you ever been hit in the head?yes
  6. If so, how hard?very hard
  7. Do you remember what you ate for breakfast on Tuesday?nothing
  8. Can you pronounce the word "Cliché" for me?no

Thank you, Apples, that is all. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:29, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

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