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edit Your My Sojourn book

Hi Anton, I had a good idea to fly past you (on a MIG!). Why don't we have a little contest or some kind of photoshop competition or request to design the cover of your My Sojourn book? Maybe the cover can be an illustration of the first My Sojourn, and of real professional high quality. The book itself can, of course, become a feature, putting another feather-in-the-cap of the My Sojourn legacy! I must go now, My Sojourn to Crimea is leaving shortly, and I must be ready to sail! Aleister 12:32 12-4-14

Can I try doing something about it? Thanks for the idea! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:35, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
La defence
Parisians are known for worshipping human body parts.
Also, I've recently edited the photo of a thumb statue at La Defence, but I don't know if I should use it anywhere or not. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:39, April 12, 2014 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost:Article/A Linear ''What''?‎‎

Thank you for doing this up. But would you please either take the attribution off, or re-do it? Only Julius Caesar can be seen writing about himself in the third person. Spıke ¬ 14:02 16-Apr-14

Right! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:04, April 16, 2014 (UTC)

edit Try this JavaScript

if ( !wgIsArticle ) {
// Don't want (talk|contribs|block) buttons for myself in any report;
// they are at the top of my page.
  $("[title='User:" + wgUserName + "']").remove();

This works for me in User:SPIKE/uncyclopedia.js and changing my name to wgUserName should make it work for anyone. This is a line of "jQuery" that looks for the relevant stuff in any document that is not wgIsArticle — an "a" (anchor) immediately followed by a "span" — and removes it. You'd add it to User:Anton199/uncyclopedia.js. Spıke ¬ 16:03 16-Apr-14

OK, that's cool! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:32, April 16, 2014 (UTC)

I've now documented this at UN:HAX so anyone can use it (if he can figure out what we mean by "personal JavaScript file on Uncyclopedia"). This was so easy to do after a tiny bit of studying that the next challenge would be to write myself a line to remove the "block" button from your name entirely. No more inadvertent bans! ...Nah. Spıke ¬ 15:52 17-Apr-14

Maybe you'll need later! I am not sure what my next April Fool joke will be! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:56, April 19, 2014 (UTC)

edit Gaza War on VFD

Glad you are interested in this challenge. However, as Mctomerd11 did not know how to cast a Symbol delete vote Delete vote, he might not honor your work with a Symbol keep vote Keep. Spıke ¬ 16:12 16-Apr-14

I didn't do much, just removed some sentences I thought did not fit in. I haven't read the entire article, so I don't know if I should vote for or against. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:33, April 16, 2014 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:VFH/North African Campaign

You couldn't take a quick peep could you? Thanks. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:28, April 18, 2014 (UTC)

edit User Beanna

I have not marked Beanna's stuff Patrolled, although surely "Probably Not A Vandal," pending my request to Simsie to look at her stuff. Simsie might even have watched the relevant TV shows. Spıke ¬ 00:33 20-Apr-14

OK, sure. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:59, April 20, 2014 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Change Your Identity

I saw the same problem as you (as well as the lack of space after full stop) but embarked on a more general solution. Overrode edit-conflict with you and my change had obviated yours. Spıke ¬ 17:26 20-Apr-14

Yes, better, keep going.... Spıke ¬ 20:07 20-Apr-14

edit Helen Magnus

Got any ideas for jokes for the page?. Anything would help. Beanna.

I tried doing something with the last section. Do you think it makes it better? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:22, April 21, 2014 (UTC)

Yes it does. Beanna.

If I removed any jokes you liked, please restore them! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:34, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
I'll try adding a section to this article, but I'll have to do some research before. If you need a review of your article, you could try submitting it here. If you need help with editing in general, you could ask anyone on this list (including me) to adopt you. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:54, April 21, 2014 (UTC)

edit Watchgadget

I just changed the Watchgadget to replace only the link to the article (with strikethrough), not the entire entry, so if you click to remove it from your watchlist, you can still click to see its history or the author's contributions. Comments and bug reports are welcome. Spıke ¬ 12:46 24-Apr-14

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