User talk:Anonymous user

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

edit Welcome!

Hello, Anonymous user, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 21:26, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank You

Freeipod

Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH
--Sir Manforman CUN 21:08, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!

Kansasty The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends!

Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

edit Hello whoever you realy are!!!

Hi im new to I find you coool! OK?! Good now enjoy this... Wha? Oh sorry fell asleep now oh yeah I dont have anything. Memememe 04:56, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Personal tools
projects