edit All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . .
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You need help. Get therapy. Ask anybody at the Dump. Now drop dead! 11:37, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
If you think our Asperger's article is offensive, go read http://aspergers.on.nimp.org. Then go bitch to the owners of that site and waste their time instead of ours. --User:Nintendorulez 20:21, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
- Oh no, Nintendorulez! I think you interfered with his structure! Now he's gonna act self righteous and whine! OH GOD! Heck no techno 23:30, 5 December 2007 (UTC)