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edit Welcome!

Hello, Andy of Comix, Inc., and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit If you are Deviousdan...

This is sockpuppetry, and warrants full scale bad. Anyways, as long as you don't vote on the same junk or stuff, It's fine. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:11, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Removing others' comments is also bad. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:34, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Let's keep this between ourselves. I just want to make a fresh start here, can you please not ruin it?

Carlb-sockpuppet-02 Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Deviousdan?

Oh, good point. Ban Patrol? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:38, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Yes

Of course I'm Deviousdan, don't you read the news? Actually, I'm really scared. You guys are coming onto me before i even start typing, which gets me feel like maybe I should just give up. Uh. Leave me alone for FIVE DAYS, come back when I'm done with my user page.

sockpuppets = Bad. Use your first account. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:49, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
We'd be happy to try and help rehabilitate you and teach you the ways of Uncyc if you would just listen to our advice. You cannot start a second account, use the first one and we can help you find your way around. The accounts cannot be deleted to our knowledge and there certainly isn't a good reason for it. Don't give up, just try and fit in. We are trying to help. Despite the persisting rudeness we receive from you as thanks. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:55, 01 August 2007
User:Deviousdan is currently banned for 1 week, which technically means this counts as ban evasion. However, I am keeping an eye on you right now (as in, your contribs will now appear in neon green on my computer). I would also recommend that you follow Famine's advice. Also also: Ceridywn, look below. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:56, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for explaining. By "our" knowledge I meant me and Han :) Hinoa speaks wise words Andy. I really hope you take them on board here and can become a welcome and contributing member of the site. If you have any questions, feel free to ask them here or on my talk page and I will be happy to help if I can. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 04:00, 01 August 2007

edit No

delete my first account please

No. As I know, we can't delete accounts. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:52, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Staff can, but I'm not going to bother them. Should I just infiniblock it instead? —Hinoa talk.kun 03:56, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Andy

I ran out of thing sto say up above. HELLO! I used to be working with Deviousdan, but due to some advice I have broken away from that proverbial pizza pie. Sorry if I have confused countless people with my single-entendres and banifications - avoiderations. I am a seperate person from Deviousdan, OK? This is why it was so confusing for everyone before. Sorry for the inconvenience - I'll be quiet now.

Ah, that's much less confusing. ANOTHER person of Deviousdan might have said that the "four others" were a joke. you couldbe lying, but I'm trusting you. :) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:11, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Well I for one thing that things are now going swimmingly. :) Happy to have you onboard, and I love the puppet comic on your user page btw! Very funny and relevant. I think you have handled things very well. Glad we made it through the storm and out the otherside! Truce? <3 ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:27, 02 August 2007

edit Articles on Votes for Deletion

Hi, I just wanted to have a wee chat about some of the Deviousdan articles. I nominated Planet A and YourSpace for deletion a couple days ago and they are now currently being voted on at VFD. Need for Weed is also short listed but hasn't yet made it onto the votes.

I don't know if they were your articles or not, as I'm still confused over just who Deviousdan is, but I thought I should be upfront and let you know this. Feel free to go and vote to keep them, however you'll have to supply a good reason why they should be kept.

I'd just like to point out that I respect the fact that you are trying to turn over a new leaf here, so firstly I apologise if these deletion noms upset them, but unfortunately these articles are bad in my opinion, and if by vote of your peers they are deleted I just hope that you can take it with good grace and learn from it.

I'm still committed to helping you find your way on the site, so if you want to have these saved in your user space and have some help or tips in rewriting them, please indicate and we can have it arranged. I'd be happy to help you try and rewrite them so they come up to scratch, and can probably find a friend or two of mine who are better writers than me to help too, if I ask nicely.

Let me know what you want to do. Apologies again :( ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:52, 02 August 2007

Thankyou for apologising - though don't know why (I have very litte recollection of anything). You could probably check the YourSpace thing again - someone gave it a "34" on the PeeReveiw. I actually put it up for the PeeReveiw. Planet A - I want that gone, or perhaps redone - some random guy said "let's give it a B - meaning considerably above average" and Need for Weed isn't actually a Deviousdan original - Drifter made that one, I'm actually good friends with him and redid the page (the original version was crap). Hmmm. I don't really care, the days of Deviousdan are behind me. Also, the MS Paint picture on YourSpace? Not MS paint. I drew that, then coloured it using MS Paint. Jesus, why does every think it's MS Paint? Ms Paint is a bitch to draw with. No offence, Bill gates - it is, though. MS Paint II? --Andy the Idiot 01:13, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, rewrite some of the pages - YourSpace I am particularally fond of, no matter how unoriginal it is. Oh, should I ask more politely than that. I hang my head in shame.
Andy Pic sad

This is an MS Paint picture, though you wouldn't think otherwise

So would you like any of them moved to your userspace so we can all work on them? I'm not offering to rewrite it all myself, personally I'll sleep soundly if they are all huffed off the face of the server, but I'm happy to help you rescue them if you need it. List them here in a nice succinct way and we can move them and halt the vote. If you don't get them moved we'll have to bug an admin to restore them. Much easier not to let the vote go right through. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:36, 03 August 2007
A list? I love lists.

Okay, I've just saved the original script into a Word document, so I can work on it offline a bit. I've never actually used MySpace, I'm sure I can think of something better if I aska friend who knows MySpace. --Andy the Idiot 01:53, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I've moved it to here User:Andy of Comix, Inc./YourSpace for you to work on. I've also alerted the VFD voters that you intend to rewrite and to halt the vote. I'll keep an eye on it too and add to it where I can. If you like we can invite some of the site's more decorated writers to swing by and see what they can do too? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:21, 03 August 2007
Okey-dokey, I'd like someone good to check up on YourSpace. (Apparently there is an actual "YourSpace" that some school in the USA is doing). And could someone check The Chaser's War on Everything? I just made it, but I alreday have an inkling it'll get a bad reception. We'll see --Andy the Idiot 02:26, 3 August 2007 (UTC) Wait a minute, if every hates YourSpace so much, what the hell is Yourspace? Surely this is the culprit? This page is small and stupid!! Could someone get over here and give it a stern rap on the head with a small mallet?
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Just pretend the pink thing is Yourspace


Hehe thats brilliant XD I love it! If you really can't be bothered rewriting YourSpace, we can let the vote continue and run its course. You never know, someone else might feel like rewriting it :) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:08, 03 August 2007

I was talking about this page, which is bothering me with its somewhat lurking presence. It irks me to see that my somewhat executed ideas being deleted while other, slightly half-baked ideas in the same thread have no attention at all. Refer to the MS Paint picture above. --Andy the Idiot 03:30, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Deviousdan

His IP got a nice long block. His USERNAME might get a nice long block. Don't taunt him, but ignore him, I don't want you in trouble. You're a nice contributer, actually. Don't act like him, and you won't get smashed. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:45, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

edit J'accuse

Suspicious

Everyone agrees that Andy WAS, IN FACT, a shifty eyed peer reviewer.

Awwweeesssooommmeeee score on that one. I have articles in progress that are 2 years old and JUST got about 35/50. Also, Futurama is hilarious, and I'm proud to be almost kinda copying an episode! You forgot to mention two things in your review, however:

  • You didn't mention how 50% of the story and 4 of the images are randomly generated.
  • You didn't mention the conclusion (do you know who did it?)

Anyways, thank you!! --  Le Cejak <-> 14:30, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

edit VFH

Hey Andy, awesome nominating J'accuse: I think it'll win! You must be a good judge of articles! Take a look at Pee Review/HowTo:Be A Man and tell me what you think... that article could use a looking at (I also made that one in a short timespan). Yay! --  Le Cejak <-> 13:29, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

hey! Thankx for that, I've reviewe it now. Not as funny as J'accuse.

Oh hey, J'accuse was a fuckin' masterpiece if I do say so myself. I'll go work on bein' a man right now. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:23, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

I can't say I approve of your vulgar use of the word "fuckin'", but... indeed. I concur, J'accuse was a FUCKIN' masterpeice. That's why I put it up on VFH. --Andy the Idiot 03:28, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Woot! Happiness.

Wow, you sure know what's good! I wasn't even considering that option when I wrote that thing (at 2 am or whatever): I was just having fun. I'm worried that nothing I write from now on will live up to that article. What drugs do you suggest I take to get the feeling back? Ooh, I know: glance at my other articles. You'll find that they are no where near as funny as J'accuse, but I want to give them a chance.
Thanks a million. I finally feel like I belong here. :D   Le Cejak <-> 04:34, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm glad that I've made someone feel like they belong here (even though it's made me feel somewhat obsolete), and I'd be glad to glance at your other pages. I STILL HAVE NO COOKIES. Also, drugs? I recomend Viagra. You could buy some on Amazon.com (and while you're there, look up The Exploding Detective - possibly the most fantastic novel ever written).

Seriously, you would enjoy The exploding Detective - it's form of writing is incredibly similar to yours, actually. Good job!

edit Favor Neighbor

Sure I'll review it. You can review one of my splendiferous articles if you peruse my user page. Check out my latest masterpiece, featured on the main page today (oct 17th). Thank you for keeping me in your address book! --  Le Cejak <-> 01:57, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

No problem. If I don't have enough to say I may just say something on the talk page, though/ Yeah, I'm cruel like that. And if my article totally sucks balls, don't take it out on me, okay? --Andy the Idiot 02:00, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
lol, sure. I look forward to your article (I gave someone a bad review today and they yelled at me on my talkpage, BTW). I might recommend Slimeball, Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Slimeball, if you're interested, or [[UnNews:Wikipedia Names Man of the Year]], Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Wikipedia Names Man of the Year. One really needs help and will be easy to review. The second one is for experienced reviewers unless it's ready for VFH. --  Le Cejak <-> 02:02, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
Sounds like a plan. --Andy the Idiot 02:04, 17 October 2007 (UTC) (God, I hate people who say "sounds like a plan".)
I see you took on the more difficult project. I say "more difficult" because I should have told you that I expected a long, detailed examination of the article. I always like people glancing and grading, believe it or not, because that does give an overall "flavour" to what you've written. However, for future reference, when you examine bad articles, like Slimeball, it's easier to review because when you review it, the ideas just come out if it's a good concept, or they don't if it's bad. Thank you anyway, GOV'NAH! ...ME'LORD! ...DO YOU WANT A BANGER IN THE MOUTH??? --  Le Cejak <-> 02:52, 17 October 2007 (UTC) Stuck up British personages...

edit Magic Sponge

Magic Sponge has been moved to your userspace for completion. It is now to be found at User:Andy of Comix, Inc./Magic Sponge. Thank you for your contributions.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   09:54, 14 November 2007 (UTC)~  

edit Drifter sais hai

hai. --Private Drifter Bennington 11:53, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

YOU SUCK DRIFTER!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha VISIT THIS WEBSITE [1]

edit Are You Gay? Game

Hey, could I just say the following about your are you gay game: if you've clicked a link that takes you to "you ARE gay" page but then you go back to the questions, all the links to the gay page will be in the "visited link colour" (i.e. purple)... Erm I guess what I've just said is very hard to follow but for all the links you need to :

[[ - WHATEVER THE NAME OF THE PAGE THAT SAYS YOUR GAY GOES HERE, JUST LIKE A NORMAL LINK|<font color="#000099">THE TEXT PEOPLE SEE SURROUNDED BY "FONT COLOR" TAGS SO THAT THE LINK WILL ALWAYS BE BLUE</font>]]

..for all the links. Sorry that was just a passing thought... - 04:02 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!


Sorry man, I didnt make that page. Drifter made that page. I was trying to clean up. --Andy the Idiot 22:57, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

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