User talk:Andorin Kato/archive7

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Hey, you!

Where'd ya go? Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC

Dammit, man!

I was just getting ready to nominate you on VFS. And I get here and what do I find? That you haven't contributed since December?! What gives, man? -RAHB 23:04, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

Yoooooouuuuuu!

Thanks for the link to that thingy yesterday! That's pretty much the coolest thing ever.
Also, you haven't been to UnSkype lately! You totally should visit now and then, because we're doin' stuff all the time now.
Love, Ethine sig 

Somebody call the police!

I just escaped from an underground prison where I was being held hostage!

(Which is why it's been a little bit since I've contributed.)

Oh, the horror! I can describe the prison for police artists! There were walls... there were doors... it was HORRIBLE!

*breaks down sobbing*

--Andorin Kato 23:13, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

His first gay sex

For great justice. Take off every thing. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:25, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck? --Andorin Kato 05:55, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Taco

Helllllooooo. I see you're being solicited for gay sex. Just lay back and enjoy it, nothing else you can do. I put a VFD tag on Taco after your tag. But in actuality Taco is on pee review, it's a frat collab and will be mainspaced on that page. Taco coming soon to a page near you. Aleister 20:10 9 7

Oh, well, in that case, as you were. I was just browsing around for unnecessary, space-consuming pages that were in need of deletion and wasn't sure on that one. --Andorin Kato 20:21, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
hai Ajraddatz Talk 20:24, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Pics on quickvfd

I'm trying to save one of your quick vfd's, the mansion photo. Why would you put that up, it's so beau-ti-ful, I swoon. And tremble. Seriouslalyie, unused photos are fine, they are something I go to all the time to either find pics for my pages or to put on other pages. I've probably used over 100 of them, rough estimate. A pic would have to be awful to put on quickVFD, imnho, and the mansion one is far from huffable. Just sayin', aye. Aleister 00:32 13 7

p.s. And the rules on top of your page, did you know we have a third golden rule now?

Anal Sex

Nice page. See my note on the VFH nom, some users now want the opening pic to be a non-NSFW pic, because that pic is the one seen on the main page feature. Just switch the rubber pic with the opening artwork, criss-cross, and you've got my vote. Aleister 9:49 13 7

Having been gone for a while, I was unaware of an unwritten requirement for lead images to be SFW. I will investigate the matter immediately. --Andorin Kato 18:03, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, now it's done. You know, I actually had to work to find a way to fit the full-body condom image as the lead image. I didn't have to do any of that when writing the article! --Andorin Kato 18:10, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
I checked, and you can put in for overtime with the Uncy accounting office. Just show them your time-card and it should clear immediately. Have you checked for other See Also's, like Soap, Detergent, Disinfectant, etc. I haven't looked but there should be some good links, maybe to wikipedia. Must have anal sex now, just to try it. Shower rooms should provide some candidates. Aleister 19:25 14 7

Thank you

Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:41, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

It's what I do. *blows smoke from gun barrels* --Andorin Kato 18:41, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

O_o

You beat me to reverting my own userpage :P. Manyman 23:55, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I went into full alert when that vandal hit. He vandalized Zim's talk page; you'd think he would have noticed and banned the fucker. Instead I had to yell at RAHB in IRC for a few minutes to gain his attention. --Andorin Kato 23:56, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, dude

Thanks for reverting my drivel page.And now, here's your punishment: AAAAAAA!. Sorry, but it's fate. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:58, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

I'll immediately get right to ignoring it. Also, seeing the five Whoops's has given me an idea for a template. --Andorin Kato 00:04, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
I shudder to think... Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:29, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

QVFD

If an IP just spams a page, revert it. Don't request the IPs edits be deleted unless it is a new page or if the IP posts very personal information about someone. Also, don't add a page tagged with {{Construction}} when the writer clearly has intent of expanding it beyond just a few words. Which is clearly what the one guy intends to do judging from his other articles. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:38, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

One: If you check the deletion log you'll see that the IP created several spam pages. When an IP does that I post a link to his contributions instead of QVFDing each. Two: If you look on the Construction template page you'll see that an article with just {{Construction}} and a tiny bit of content on it isn't protected from QVFD. --Andorin Kato 00:44, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

You, personally, averted the Apocalypse

Post-Post-feature

Post Apocalypse made it in to cue, thanks to you. Now there is no chance it will happen.

Much thanks--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:09, Jul 15

worst 100

Hey there, you put a construction tag up on my worst 100 things to do without hands...im woundering why.

People are supposed to add there own ideas on. Thus explaining the (write something then deleate this). I just start it off...that is how those things work...right --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:25, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Well, strictly speaking, I put the WIP tag on the page because I saw it, figured you were still working on it, and added the tag to keep other people from ICUing the page, for example. You're absolutely free to remove the tag if you feel like it's unnecessary- I was just trying to help. --Andorin Kato 05:43, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
Oh its ok, i just was woundering why, im not mad or anything :P --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 23:03, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

The force is strong with this one...

Hey, do you like doing things involving QVFD, VFD and Ban Patrol?;)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:11, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, although they can be a bit finicky. Sometimes they simply aren't in the mood, and other times I have to take them out to dinner first. --Andorin Kato 09:13, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
That because you don't spike their drinks. You only have yourself to blame--Sycamore (Talk) 09:14, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
I will take that under advisement. Anyway, why do you ask? --Andorin Kato 09:15, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
We shall see... probably nothing unfortunatly:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:18, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
And here I was hoping for a group date. --Andorin Kato 09:23, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

For that thing you did


I came to say something like that ^ to you for the good work you did on {{Whoops}} but now I'm jealous of your award, and so... um, that thing. Cheers!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 02:36 (UTC)
Thanks =) Everyone hates template spam. --Andorin Kato 02:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
That's why I gave you a, um, template. To stoke the flames of your hatred. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:16, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
You should have given it to me before I did that thing I did. That way, I could have channeled my rage into more effectively dealing with the spam. In fact, following that logic, I will now begin prematurely accepting future awards. --Andorin Kato 03:37, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

But seriously

Bad IPs will be banned and their talkpages deleted, so it IS kinda pointless to create it for guys who blank/create vanity stubs/are on BP. Not saying you can't, but they'll probably be deleted, and certainly ignored by 99% of the IPs themselves. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:27, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

Are you referring to the {{Oh Dear}} I dropped on that spammer/cyberbully's page? (The registered account.) Otherwise I dunno what you mean. --Andorin Kato 00:29, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oops. Anyway, what I said is still true, and applies to everyone from here on out! You heard me. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:10, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

Why create an account page

I see why it got deleted the first; there was already a pre-existing page. Besides, I only did it because it was on UN:REQ. --Gamma287. Click here for his talk. (Unless you're a vandal.) 21:49, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, according to the deletion log, Uncyclopedia:Why create an account? was deleted in 2006, whereas Help:Why create an account? was created in 2009. Honestly, there's no reason the two pages couldn't be merged, or you can turn mine into a redirect to yours, since yours is more filled out. I was just pointing out that we have two pages on the same subject. --Andorin Kato 21:53, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Do we really need Category:Deliberately expanded pages?

It's more annoying than useful, in my honest opinion. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:59, 30 July 2010

We talked about it here. Disambiguation pages and subpages aren't really articles, per se. --Andorin Kato 00:02, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
Well, if categorizing the pages that were deliberately expanded is so important, just list Category:Disambiguation pages and Category:Subpages (which doesn't exist yet) as subcats of that category. But spamming a category onto every page which you add that NoShortpages template to serves no purpose at all. The viewers who end up on a disambiguation page are not helped by it in the least. The hidden text is of no concern of the regular Uncyclopedia user, so there really is no need to confuse him with all this talk about keeping certain pages off of Special:Shortpages. And then there's the point that some of them are meant as articles, or at least meant to be funny (see Fish Puns/Yes, it's a fish, well spotted or Edit history/Logs for example), which would be completely spoiled by that category. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:27, 31 July 2010
The viewers who end up on a disambiguation page don't see the hidden text, so the text itself shouldn't be any problem. Neither should the category- it doesn't appear either, and I have never heard anyone complain about overcategorizing articles. I honestly don't see what the problem is. Until I started adding this template, the majority of pages on Shortpages were subpages that don't need to be there- Shortpages is used to find vandalism, to find crappy articles, and to find good articles that are legitimately short. There's no constructive reason to allow the hundreds of small subpages on the wiki to clutter up Shortpages- and in fact, only the first hundred or so entries on the list have been cleared of subpages and disambigs, as I haven't gotten around to doing the rest. If you disagree with a specific implementation of {{NoShortPages}} then you can feel free to remove it with a comment in the edit summary, if you really think it should be listed on Shortpages. But as far as I've seen the idea behind the template is sound. (Also, this doesn't need to be its own page- it's just an image. It could very easily be incorporated into the article itself.) --Andorin Kato 00:53, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
Huh. Apparently the category is visible. One point for Socky. --Andorin Kato 01:02, July 31, 2010 (UTC)
I've heard of people complaining about overcategorizing articles. Bunch o' whiners in my opinion.
I agree with everything Andorin Kato just said.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  31 Jul 2010 ~ 06:02 (UTC)
As you've just noticed, the category is visible. If it wasn't visible I would've had no problem with it. I'm not sure why you thought it wouldn't be visible. And the question isn't whether a subpage could be included in the article itself, it's whether Category:Deliberately expanded pages obstructs subpages and disambiguation pages that try to be funny in their own right in being funny. And that's exactly what it does. Also, I have no problem with the {{NoShortPages}} thing, just with this category being substituted on every disambiguation page or subpage you happen to notice on Special:ShortPages. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:23, 31 July 2010
Alright, frankly speaking, I don't care either way which way it goes, but I don't want this to be a huge issue. I'll post something in the forum topic about it to see what other people have to say. --Andorin Kato 18:38, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Re your article

You didn't run with it enough last time, and I see you've expanded the characteristics section quite a bit since then. I think I could vote for this at its current state. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:27 1 Aug 2010]

Anal sex

Hey, Andorin. As I drunkenly promised you last night, I've made extensive rewrites to "Anal sex." They can be found here. I leave it to you to decide whether you like them or want to use them. Cheers! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:23, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, there is some funny shit in there. I will merge some of your writing into the mainspace article. You are, of course, free to do the same thing yourself if you want. --Andorin Kato 21:11, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥

The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!

Kangaroowithasillyhat

WELCOME.

If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (Button sig) button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, Ethine sig 

Oh wow! A personally written, fancy welcome from an established and important user! With a cool picture and everything! Thank you, Mr. Slightly Effeminate User! I shall be sure to take your advice into account and read BGBU and HTBFANJS. Uncyclopedia rules!!1 --Andorin Kato 01:04, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

hai

thanks for vandlin mai userpage :) Ajraddatz Talk 03:09, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Yeeeah, yeeeeah. I refreshed Recent Changes, saw "User:Ajraddatz" in red, and immediately dove for [rollback]. Also, you're brilliant at antivandalism- you were reverting his edits faster than I was. What's your secret? --Andorin Kato 03:10, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Well, on the rest of Wikia I have scripts that make things refresh really fast... but here I was just refreshing the IPs contibs really often :P - Thanks, btw, for both the nice words and helping to clean up the vandalism. Ajraddatz Talk 03:12, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Dynamically updating pages (even if constantly refreshed) on Uncyclopedia would be about as helpful as the discovery of fire. Where might I get my hands on said scripts? --Andorin Kato 03:14, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I use a thing which refreshes any page, whether it be the RC or a user's contribs every five seconds. It should work added to your uncyclopedia.js file. I'll try it too :P. The stuff to put in there is: (brace yourself)
/*** 5sr ***/
var enableAjaxRC = false;
 
ajaxPages = new Array("Special:RecentChanges", "Special:Watchlist", "Special:Log", "Special:Contributions");
 
function setCookie(c_name,value,expiredays) {
var exdate=new Date()
exdate.setDate(exdate.getDate()+expiredays)
document.cookie=c_name+ "=" +escape(value) + ((expiredays==null) ? "" : ";expires="+exdate.toGMTString())
}
 
function getCookie(c_name) {
if (document.cookie.length>0) {
c_start=document.cookie.indexOf(c_name + "=")
if (c_start!=-1) { 
c_start=c_start + c_name.length+1 
c_end=document.cookie.indexOf(";",c_start)
if (c_end==-1) c_end=document.cookie.length
return unescape(document.cookie.substring(c_start,c_end))
} 
}
return ""
}
 
function getXmlHttpRequestObject() {
if (window.XMLHttpRequest) {
return new XMLHttpRequest(); //Not Internet Explorer
} else if(window.ActiveXObject) {
return new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP"); //Internet Explorer
} else {
//fail silently
}
}
getRCDataRO = getXmlHttpRequestObject();
var cr = new RegExp("\r", "gm");
var lf = new RegExp("\n", "gm");
var endText = new RegExp('</div>[\t\s]*?<!-- end content -->[\t\s]*?<div class="visualClear">', "mi");
var rcTimer;
var rcRefresh = 5000;
function preloadAJAXRC() {
if (skin == "monaco") {
s = 1;
} else {
s = 0;
}
ajaxRCCookie = (getCookie("ajaxload-"+wgPageName)=="on") ? true:false;
$('h1:first,#user_masthead_head h2').append(' <label style="font-size: xx-small; border-bottom: 1px dotted; cursor: help; text-transform: uppercase;" title="Enable auto-refreshing page loads" for="ajaxRCtoggle">Auto-refresh</label><input type="checkbox" id="ajaxRCtoggle" onClick="toggleRC();">');
document.getElementById("ajaxRCtoggle").checked = ajaxRCCookie;
if (getCookie("ajaxload-"+wgPageName)=="on") loadRCData();
}
 
function toggleRC() {
if (document.getElementById("ajaxRCtoggle").checked == true) {
setCookie("ajaxload-"+wgPageName, "on", 30);
loadRCData();
} else {
setCookie("ajaxload-"+wgPageName, "off", 30);
clearTimeout(rcTimer);
}
}
 
function loadRCData() {
if (getRCDataRO.readyState == 4 || getRCDataRO.readyState == 0) {
getRCDataRO.open("GET", document.location.href, true);
getRCDataRO.onreadystatechange = parseRCdata;
getRCDataRO.send(null);
}
}
 
function parseRCdata() {
if (getRCDataRO.readyState == 4) {
textFilter = new RegExp('<div id="bodyContent">.*?</div>[\t\s]*?<!-- end content -->[\t\s]*?<div class="visualClear">', "i");
rawRCdata = getRCDataRO.responseText.replace(cr, "").replace(lf, "");
filteredRCdata = textFilter.exec(rawRCdata);
updatedText = filteredRCdata[0].replace('<div id="bodyContent">', "").replace(endText, "");
document.getElementById("bodyContent").innerHTML = updatedText;
rcTimer = setTimeout("loadRCData();", rcRefresh);
}
}
 
if (wgAction == 'view' || wgAction == 'history') {
	$(document).ready(preloadAJAXRC);
 
}

Ajraddatz Talk 03:17, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Bah, doesn't work on Uncyclopedia (I'll troubleshoot, though, and see if I can get it to). In the mean time, looks like we'll both be stuck with clicking the refresh button over and over again. Ajraddatz Talk 03:20, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Well, damn. I hope it can be easily made to work. --Andorin Kato 03:22, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Works on the monaco skin, if you're willing to give up epicness for faster reverting. Ajraddatz Talk 03:23, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Oh ya, stop distracting me while you get all the vandalism :P Ajraddatz Talk 03:24, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
Ye gods, I don't think I could do that. Uncyclopedia is and always will be Monobook. --Andorin Kato 03:26, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Padmé

Hi Kato! I just stumbled onto this page last night. It was one small paragraph, with no pics nor categories, nor anything. So I tried to expand it. I added two pics, plus sections and expanded everything, plus categories, and quotes. But the subject is so shallow its hard to write a long article. I mentioned this recently in the article (as was suggested). Could you please take another look and let me know how to salvage some cat's starter article. It will be much appreciated. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:54, Aug 6

UnNews:Women Allowed to Go Topless in Public after Supreme Court Case Boobs vs. United States

I thought that, rather than slap ICU on stuff like this, we did "mercy moves to userspace"--an option impossible in this case as author is I.P.Anon. This article doesn't read like news, isn't based on news, and is merely a vehicle for a bit of three-tit soft-porn. Or, to stop beating around the bush, it isn't funny. I'd message Zim but he has not been in the building for a couple days. Spıke ¬ 14:22 7-Aug-10

PS--Message copied to Zim, and he has replied now. Spıke ¬ 01:30 8-Aug-10

Good pic

Thanks, that's an interesting pic. I added some categories to it. Guess I don't understand why any half-way decent pics end up on QVFD, it seems easy just to categorize them. Many of the pics I use I find on Special file pics, a happy hunting ground. Thanks again. Aleister 1:18 8 8

Anal Sex!!

Anal sex made it to feature. Good, and congratulations. Took an uphill climb but topped it off on the down low. Aleister 20:42 9 8

Yeah! Pretty crazy. At some point I'll probably make a thank-you template for the yaysayers. Considering how many people voted, it's probably appropriate. --Andorin Kato 20:45, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Merci

Thanks for your help on the IRC thingy...

Newcookie Happymonkey39 has awarded you a cookie!
for helping out

--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:28, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

A letter from Filmmakers for Lens Flare

LensFlareMadness.png

Thanks for supporting Lens flare! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:01 11 Aug 2010]

negative potato

Hey, Ive noticed that you havent touched the negative potato for almost two weeks now, but the editing banner is still up. Theres a lot with this article id like to do (and had hoped to do). I was kind of assuming the edits would have been piecemeal rather than an overhaul. I know you were enthusiastic about polishing it, and that Im not so experienced, but when I found it, I also had a lot of ideas myself i wanted to explore. The article has been changed a lot, and they are improvements, but the character has changed a lot and as well my original edits have virtually vanished. We are two people with ideas for an older article. Are you still enthusiastic about this article as you were at first? Are you up for talking about the article? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

Wow, it has been a while since I edited it. o.o The rewrite-in-progress tag could likely come down now, as I put that there to deter anyone from drastically changing the page while I was hashing out the concept and a body for it. Lately, though, I've been distracted by other things on Uncyc (for example, my attention turned back towards anal sex as I worked on fixing that article up to make it acceptable for the front page), and haven't had as much a mind to edit negative potato. I think I planned to place it on Pee Review once I finished the work I did on it, but Pee Review has been really backlogged with review requests lately and I didn't want to add to the load. Concerning you editing the page... honestly, man, go for it. If you think you can expand the article, or remove/replace unfunny things I've written, or just generally make it better, feel absolutely free to do so. Have at it all you want. I may still be interested in editing it, especially if it ends up on Pee Review and gets some suggestions from an experienced reviewer, but by no means should I be the only one developing the article. --Andorin Kato 06:27, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

IP drifting

Like this Baseball guy (it's probably the same one), how do we ban IP's that have a roving IP, one that changes every few minutes? Is there someway to ban them, or do they just go on for as long as they have the stamina? Aleister 2:43 14 8

Given the differing nature of the edits I think it's more likely that baseball is/was being edited by multiple people at once, possibly working together (though I dunno about this; some edits were vandalism and some weren't as much). --Andorin Kato 02:53, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

So dude

Dude...... --Roman Dog Bird 23:32, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

From our special little friend

"heh, you know I've had my fun with you guys for a while now but its old now so let me come clean - you all fell for my trolling like a bunch of retarded fish in a barrel: hook, line and sinker.

You honestly think I'm that retarded? hehe.. listen up guys, you pride yourselves in being a humor site yet you can't even seem to understand the basic rule of trolling: this was actually a fun (if prolonged) experiment and I think it paid off marvellously.

It all started with me pretending to be black in An Urgent Notice For The Fair Citizens Of Uncyclopedia - then I decided to do a 180 and play the part of a racist, ignorant hick for the next few months.. why?

Because you fell for it - I actually couldn't care less about attention, it was like playing with ants in a jar - you know, fascinating but tragic - watching the community start to slowly fester away..

Oh and guys, I was right.. YOUR TOO SLOW.. or should I say You're too slow? too slow to catch on - I've had my fun and I'm leaving you guys to do your thing.

But you know this was a fun little experiment - each played their part well and now we've all learned something from our prolonged little game..

life is about hard decisions and even harderer choices: now you guys will need to look within to see what true "humor" is verus "Lulz" - and that may make or break this community.

Adios amigoes."

Short summary: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZwhocaresZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ --Roman Dog Bird 00:22, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Since you seem to really want an answer

"I figured it would be funny to annoy him by spamming this image over his userpage"... There is no way that one could honestly say that you weren't harassing the guy when you replaced his page with that picture. That is bullying, especially when you claimed to have been so horribly harassed by pings on IRC just a week before. Uncomfortable having the shoe on the other foot, are we? You bullied the guy. Simple as that. Secondly, "I do not expect this VFD to succeed"? Really? So you think it's okay to abuse VFD just so you can make some GRAND statement against feeding trolls when you're the one who did it in the first place? On any other wiki, you'd be banned for a week for doing that. And then you continue by making it seem like I have it out for you or some shit? Just no...

Get off that high-horse of yours. I don't intend to reply to this again so have at it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:31, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ladies, ladies.....before people start digging holes for themselves can we ALL take a deep breath and back the fuck away from the wiki. I'm not interested in a he said/she said debate, this stops now. If people have genuine issues then please feel free to speak to me independently and I will listen, but if this continues as it is lengthy bans will ensue. Regardless of how much your views may differ from anothers we are allegedly all grown ups here so lets see some maturity guys. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

You're such a pathetic, morality-police pisshead aren't you?

And it's all because your father raped you as a child. Do us a favor and contact cancer, please. --A Concerned Citizen 23:08, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Right, I'd forgotten about that. Thanks for pointing it out; I'll get right on it. --Andorin Kato 23:09, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
Ooh, cancer! That's my third-favorite disease. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:09, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
I just tried to contact cancer, but it's not answering the phone. Maybe it contracted cancer or something. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:11, 18 August 2010
Being privy to a special email list is good for these sorts of situations. Cancer and I can speak at each others' convenience. --Andorin Kato 23:12, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
Reading my special email list in a privy was not a good sort of situation. I don't want to do that again. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:44, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

are the rumors true?

they say you suck donkey dick. literally and figuratively. is it true? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 05:46, Aug 21

Yeah man, I can verify. Me and Andorin, see, were chillin' down at the club. I'm tryin' to pick up on this chick (it turned out she had a penis if you're wondering how it turned out. Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!!!!) and I see my boy Kato goin' down on another man like the little bitch he is! And THEN he sucked a donkey's cock and took it up the ass! True story. --Roman Dog Bird 05:58, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
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