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I do not fail.

You do! -RAHB 06:11, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Euroipods. It may seem random to you, but that's the link I use to test link colors when I mess with the formatting on these pages. --Andorin Kato 06:24, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Grantchester Meadows

Thank you. I admit it's blunt like a sledgehammer, but it's a sufficient amount of time you've alloted to break down his wall. clo9ud.

The timer for ICU, if I recall correctly, resets every time you or someone else edits the page. If it goes unedited for seven days straight, it's considered for deletion. So really, as long as you're regularly working on it, you've got nothing to worry about. --Andorin Kato 00:44, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

I missed that part

I missed that part in P.s. when I reverted. Thanks! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:23, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

With regards to Remember the Titans

Good now? The preceding unsigned comment was added by FoShoYoKno (talk • contribs)

If you continue to work on it, yes. Read this for tips- as it is right now, the article isn't particularly funny. --Andorin Kato 07:05, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

QVFD a talk page?

Was that intentional? ::confused::--monika 22:37, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

You mean this? Yup. If someone creates a talk page to make a comment that has no redeeming value with regards to the subject, I put it on QVFD. Especially if that user is unregistered, doesn't sign their post, and the comment in question is fanboi crap. All of which apply to that page. --Andorin Kato 23:12, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Gotcha. --monika 23:57, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

Stop that!

I usually know what I'm doing, Mr. Wannabe-Admin you. If it is a misjudgment on my part, that new user probably will prove me wrong without you having to go into someone else's talk page and switch templates around. So please, common sense is behind you to your left. The other left. Good... Now use it. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:55, 8 Nov

Have it your way. --Andorin Kato 22:58, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Just address things like that on the original template poster's talk page in stead of the new user's talk page's edit comments next time, okay? /me huggles and wanders off back to reading for her exam -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:01, 8 Nov

What the Hell is wrong with you!?

That Anna Williams page is pile of shit, it looks like a fucking five year old wrote it. The grammar is terrible, it ISN'T funny AT ALL and it doesn't belong here. Isn't Uncyclopedia supposed to be funny? Isn't that a rule for articles?? That they have to be funny?? That page should be up for deletion, because it's a pile of shit. What the Hell are you doing reverting it back?? It should be deleted. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Nominate it for VFD then. There's no need to get into a tizzy about it. -- Also, penis. 03:06, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
I'm going to assume you're speaking seriously and not just trying to be a vandal. Regardless of whether the article is funny or not, blanking the article (removing all content from the page) is not considered to be okay in, well, any circumstances. We have ways of dealing with bad articles: we have rewrite tags to flag pages that people might be willing to redo, we have projects like Conservation Week to promote the rewriting of bad pages, and finally we have VFD where people can vote to have bad articles deleted entirely from the wiki. If you don't like an article, you basically have three options: Make it better yourself, tag it with something like {{Rewrite}} so that someone else can improve it, or nominate it for deletion on VFD. Blanking the article only makes you look like someone who's trying to vandalize the wiki, and could get you blocked. --Andorin Kato 03:08, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
Well, to be fair... He did improve the article... It's not so not-funny anymore now. ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|CM|+S 03:11, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
True. Also, @ our anonymous complaint submitter: Unregistered users can't edit VFD, it seems, so I'm going to nom the article for you. --Andorin Kato 03:13, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
Thank you, I appreciate all your help. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Bad stuff

hiya i was looking at uncyclopediers stuff and saw UnNews:Pope Says its a stub so should it be deleted and user:Deicide made a big edit to a users userpage The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Hey! Thanks for reporting that page; I'm surprised it's lasted that long. I listed the page for deletion. I also examined the userspace edit, but I highly doubt that the user whose page was edited will care, since he has not edited since 2006 and has no edits beside his own page. I just left it alone. Thanks again for reporting! --Andorin Kato 10:30, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

no probz, im just a bored IP making a stub get deleted


I still don't get why you don't want the award. Like it or not, you do do stuff that improves the site. Far more than I anyway (and Why, if I may be so bold). The users like you. Won't you accept our gift? Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:52, Nov 12 2009

The answer is too complicated for me to give when I'm as busy as I am right now. I suppose I'll elaborate later. --Andorin Kato 05:54, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Anxiously awaiting your reply, Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:58, Nov 12 2009
Also, my sig looks weird on your page. :) Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:58, Nov 12 2009

Why I don't want UotM

A handful of people have asked me about my spot on UotM and why I've stated that I don't really want the award. Well, the reason for that is because I feel as though a UotM award would give me more public recognition than I particularly want, and more than I feel I deserve.

My passion on Uncyclopedia is antivandalism. I'm done my share of writing and scored a couple features, and would like to earn more in the future. I spend time on IRC and chat there. I'll occasionally vote on VFD, VFH or similar pages. But the one thing I like doing the most is reverting the edits of idiots who think the wiki is funnier if they've left their personal 'mark' (usually in the form of 'mark is gay') on the site. It might sound odd, and perhaps a little discomforting, to hear that someone takes this much pleasure in thwarting the work of vandals on Uncyclopedia. But I have a particular intolerance for trolls, and Uncyc lets me channel that into something useful. This is good- both for myself and both for the site.

Antivandalism, as nearly as I can determine, isn't noteworthy enough to score UotM. That award should go to people who are out there contributing positively to the site, not simply undoing negative contributions. (I know that this is also positive, but you get my point.) I talk about people who welcome, adopt and instruct new users, and let them slowly grow into the crazy bastards you have to be to edit here. People who fix up articles in need of help so that they survive ICU or VFD. People who actively vote on VFH. People who do those amazing Pee Reviews; you know who you are. If Uncyclopedia were a country, you guys would be the public figures that people love to fawn over; you'd be the celebrities (make-believe celebrities who contribute usefully, of course) and the politicians (make-believe politicians who contribute usefully, of course). Me? I'm the cloak-and-dagger detective who skulks in the back alleys and cleans the scum from the land. I work best in the shadows, doing the dirty work so that others don't have to.

Oh, and Necropaxx asks why I edit Uncyclopedia. Aside from the opportunity to thwart vandals, I like it here. This was my first real online community, and I've made friends here. Uncyclopedia is the worst. --Andorin Kato 06:32, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Forgive me for so easily brushing aside your opinion, but pish tosh. "To credit for those that spend so much time cleaning up Uncyclopedia and general making it tidy, the Uncyclopedian of the Month was created." Right at the top. This award was tailor-made for you. I don't clean up Uncyc. The last time I QVFD'd anything was probably in Summer '08. But you do, M. Kato. So there. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 06:39, Nov 12 2009
All I have to say to that is /me pouts --Andorin Kato 06:54, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Fine, I guess I'm not withdrawing. Lousy persuasive people. --Andorin Kato 07:30, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

reverted edit

Hey... I removed part of your comment on BP as it's not a place for discussion. If you want to feed back to me then better to do it directly. As to the preview, I'm doing this on my mobile phone which is a bastard to edit with, and I was unable to get back in and change it straight away due to real life. As to the other aspect, by the fact that he has brought it up there after it has been VFD'ed, caused a significant drama, is against the Wikia terms of use, has shady standing on legal grounds, and could potentially give the more conservative aspects of Wikipedia to have reason to close down Uncyclopedia, means that I don't make a decision about it, but I do what you do and alert admins to what has been happening. So, again, sorry for the partial revert, and for the icky editing, and thank you for fixing it. Pup

Fish are really cool dudes, man.

Hi!!! Love, Ethine sig 


I've never visited your user page or talk page before - but i love them both. hah. it reminds me of my beloved unix terminal, and my zwgc zephyr. I will laugh hysterically if anyone knows what zephyr is. Your user page is so much easier to read than all that GUI bullshit. Andorin.Kato++ --Puffskein 05:02, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Excellent, glad you like it. :) --Andorin Kato 05:30, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

I'm Reverse Genocide Cockatrices/Virgin Canary/Budgie, but I couldn't be bothered to login.

Because I don't actually know my password. Anyway, I just realized you were the one who added that "Welcome" thing to my talk page, and I can't believe I didn't remember that on Skype. Anyway, the point is recycling. -- 10:20, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

The point is recycling? --Andorin Kato 21:19, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
What else could it be? --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 09:34, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know if you noticed...

...but your penis is on fire. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 10:23, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well, that could be a little bit of a problem, I suppose. D'you think it'd get better if I fucked an ice elemental? Or would I then have different problems on my hands? --Andorin Kato 21:19, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
I dunno about your hands, but you'd certainly have a different problem on your penis. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:12, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
Now I'm testing how badass this sig would look with a black background. CthulhuPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!Cthulhu 16:42, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

About my signature change

I see the changes you made to my sig here, which was adding a height. I appreciate you leaving a note, but when I use the sig, it looks exactly the same before as after. I'm sure you had a reason for adding the height, but I don't know what it was as I'm not a whiz with wiki code. Could you tell why? Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 15:41, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. You have an image in your sig that links to a page. I have absolutely no idea why it was doing this, but the Church of Uncyclopedia link was extending down past the image itself, even onto the next line of text on a talk page. Even though the image itself looked fine, there was a bunch of whitespace below it that was interfering with formatting- once this weird link prevented me from clicking a link right below your sig on a talk page. Adding a height definition restricted the size of the link to 12px, which is normal for a sig, and eliminated the problem without changing your sig's appearance in any way. Now the image links to the page just like it should, and as you said, it looks exactly the same. I still figured I should notify you since I'm pretty big on people having control over their userspace. --Andorin Kato 22:42, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

About coding

While you're at it, can you compare Template:Unglican to User:Why do I need to provide this?/Template:Unglican? It looks to me like the first is missing a </center> command. I'd fix it, but God won't let me edit the page. I posted a note for User talk:Zim ulator‎, whom I believe can fix it (assuming it needs to be fixed). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:44, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

They appear identical to me. And I can't fix it since I'm not a sysop. --Andorin Kato 22:38, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, no wonder they're identical. He fixed it already. --Andorin Kato 23:02, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Attention citizen

“Attention all those who put down ban reasons such as "Bad Person" or "Monkey Breath": Please put an actual explanation of why you've BPd this person. Violators shall be sent for a week in the Cajek academy for the criminally insane.”

Thank you, come again. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:37, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

The IP I listed on BP had, at the time, two contributions with edit summaries that consisted of "Replaced page with 'FROSTED BUTTS'." Considering how obvious it is that said contribs are vandalism (and moronic), I didn't figure it was necessary to elaborate on them. Was I in error? --Andorin Kato 19:48, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
It wasn't that one, I saw several ones that were listed as "idiots". ~Jewriken.GIF 20:06, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
Whenever I vandalize an article, I will make sure that the edit summary has FROSTED BUTTS in it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 03:17, Nov 20 2009


Hope you are well! Um. Don't broken redirects appear on Special:BrokenRedirects? There is probably no need to clutter up QVFD with em. We will get them. Don't worry. :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:08, Nov 19

Just want to be sure that they're noticed; I don't know who checks the list and who doesn't. Most everyone, on the other hand, checks QVFD. --Andorin Kato 22:10, November 19, 2009 (UTC)


Nice work with all of the counter-vandalism :). You beat me to almost 90% of them vandals... Ajraddatz Talk 02:08, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Are you talking about that serial blanker from earlier? Pfft, I hardly did anything- the only reason I got involved at all was because I got notified on IRC about it. In fact, poking through the log, it looks like you did a lot more than I did. Thank you, though. --Andorin Kato 02:28, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
I mean more in general - although might I point out that you are stealing my edits? Have a great day :) Ajraddatz Talk 03:54, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
Why would you suggest that I have editcountitis? --Andorin Kato 03:57, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
I was joking that I do :P Ajraddatz Talk 04:06, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

The Stupid Adventures of Po

Hi, please put this on QVFD? It went unnoticed. 23:30, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Done! --Andorin Kato 23:33, November 23, 2009 (UTC)


--Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:44, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Ha. It doesn't work- my talk page is different enough to thwart your little attempt to annoy me. --Andorin Kato 06:45, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
...BLAST. Since I dropped the skin it works now. Damn you! --Andorin Kato 09:09, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

XSEED Games article

Andorin Kato, my XSEED Games article is MEANT to be short. I'm commenting on how LAZY they are at localizing games. That company is trying to find an excuse to be lazy and not localize games at all! (oh and please respond on my talk page) I like lotsa spaghetti and pie, like Luigi and Peter Griffin!

Uhhhh... I wanted others to work on the article as well as I.

Also, I made some improvements to the article. You should see. (and as before, respond on my talk page.) Fergzilla 14:15, November 27, 2009 (UTC)


Spang just fixed a lot of bugs in the QVFD script and wrote a Ban Patrol script like you were asking about. To enable them, go to your preferences and check out the "gadgets" tab. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:47, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, looks like you already knew. Disregard. Or I'll be forced to edit BUTT POOP to force the default link colors. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:52, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
Spang was in IRC when he was making the autoBP script. I think that said script is just plain fantastic. --Andorin Kato 20:07, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Korda chicken

Irrelevant? Franklinvp 21:32, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Seems like it. The article is about a person and you introduced a 400-pixel image into the introduction, a section already taken up by plenty of images, that seemingly has nothing to do with the article's subject. Is there anything in particular that you think the image adds to the article in the way that you added it? --Andorin Kato 21:37, November 28, 2009 (UTC)


While I don't contest you putting ICUs on articles (nor do I have an issues with that Hussein article) I'd like you to take some more time before you slap an ICU on an article. That guy created the article on 8:20 (GMT that is) and you placed that ICU on 8:21. He might be still working on it or not aware of how to use the construction tag, being a noob. Give `em some slack, some day they'll grow up. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:02, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, you're right. Boy, you sure have to yell at me a lot. But I s'pose that's your job. --Andorin Kato 09:06, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
Nah, that's not yelling. And it's only because you're doing a lot O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 09:08, November 30, 2009 (UTC)


TPBlogo Avast!

We at The Pirate Bay thank you for your support of our operations! If ever you find yourself in Sweden, drop by the Bay and enjoy our hospitality.
--Andorin Kato 09:41, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
You thanked yourself? O_O Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 11:58, Dec 2 2009
Well, I DID vote for the article. --Andorin Kato 12:33, December 2, 2009 (UTC)


Forgot to mention: if you spot a good article dealing with science - or if you write or rewrite one - drop me a line on my talk page and I'll feature it. Tedious going, trying to find those. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:54, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Thank ye kind sir

No, seriously. It's nice to not having to deal with an ED-style potential auto-ban in 12 seconds! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Die Glocke (talk • contribs)

Nah, we're nice to our users. Usually. Sometimes. When we feel like it. It helps with public relations. --Andorin Kato 06:40, December 2, 2009 (UTC)


H1N1 influenza virus You voted to make H1N1 a front-page story!

Exposing millions to fear and spreading paranoia! And now the story has mutated! Misinformation everywhere! ...thanks a lot!!!

I know it's not featured yet, but I wanted to thank you for nominating UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!!. Now go wash your hands. Again. Sir Roger 02:53, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

If it doesn't make the front page I bet it will at least make quasi-featured. I don't know how often that gets awarded anymore, but if it fails VFH, I'll be sure to check whether it's eligible for a quasi. And I should be the one thanking you- that article is absolutely hilarious. Definitely one of my top favorites. --Andorin Kato 03:00, December 3, 2009 (UTC)


Candycane Kip the Dip has given you a candy cane!
Thanks for fixing my boxes

Woohoo! I was given a treat and it wasn't Goatse! --Andorin Kato 03:43, Dec. 4, 2009 (UTC)


In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff.  23:01, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

Newb Proposal

UnLeDept UN:LEGAL Legal Department
Has happily summoned you to review "The Proposal".
"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

I, User:Happytimes, have been giving this new-fangled Unlegal department some of my best thoughts lately. Some things have come to mind... (Lawyers speak in third person right?) Ahem, ~H~ *CA* lack of organization, *CA* no legal dictionary set-up yet, *CA* lack of significant pay for ~H~. See summons if it be to please you.


Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:32, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

UotM thanks


I'm finally just getting the hang of patience and previewing edits before saving. Will be a lot less from now on. I'll preview every edit first, and not save until it's right. Sorry to be so thick. Thanks for the advice. And apology for all those pile of little edits. Cheers!!!--Funnybony 09:05, January 18, 2010 (UTC)


I took the liberty of removing * Icons-flag-us Andorin Kato from the CUN list as you're now in the KUN/DUN list, which is more rank. Hope this wasn't a problem. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:03, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

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