User talk:Andorin Kato/archive1

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This page does not exist

Hey, I saw you created this page does not exist. I'm afraid this page can never exist, and it is usually a bannable offence to create it, but yours was actually pretty good. Prbably the best page that doesn't exist I've ever seen (or not seen). You could probably create it at The page that doesn't exist or something and it'd be fine, but not where it was. If you don't still have the page's contents I could put it at a sub-page of your user space till you know what to do with it? Spang talk 08:32, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Ok, for now it is not existing here. Feel free to move it to anywhere that isn't this page does not exist. Spang talk 09:33, 4 September 2006 (UTC)


Hello, Andorin Kato/archive1, are you sitting uncomfortably? Be it on your office chair, sofa or bean bag, if that's how you choose to live your life. Good, then I shall begin. Once apon a time there was a new kid on the block who decided to join uncyclopedia. When they joined there was a Welcoming Committee, a group there to make them feel wanted, and the committee welcomed them to Uncyclopedia! Why would they want to be in that armpit of cyberspace, I don't know, but they where there. The Group Thanked them for Their contributions, they where the only thing that got them noticed. They liked the place and they soon grew to love this cesspit. Some however didn't like it, these people though uncyclopedia was too naughty, offensive and distasteful and they where disgusted. These people where shown the door. If you look from here you can just see that very door, right over there... no, a little more to your left...bit further... yeah, right there. Anyway, they where given a few good links for new people so they didn't become lost in the overwhelming rubbish that clogs up the drains in uncyclopedia:

Now I have told you a story its your turn to join in. If you read anything at all, make it the above two links, no stop reading this and read them, now! read them yet? no, well go an read it then. Done? lets continue, If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy your journey to becoming an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box when making edits to the talk pages and the dump. This will automatically produce your name and the date so you don't have to spend ages and type it all out.

If you need help, feel free ask me on my talk page, I am a real person that will give real replies and not just some automated machine, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome and thank you for listening! There are other people that could have welcomed you. I saw you where never welcomed, so i thought, why the hell not welcome you, have a blanket and some warm soup.--Sir Silent Penguin Penguin foot "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 22:29, 2 January 2007 (UTC)


Hi there. Now lemme get this straight. You cleaned out miscellaneous random ... crud ... in order to replace it with a smaller amount of random crud ? And after that massive feat you realized it still needs work ? I think that will not do. Lots of folks ( of course including me ) have contributed some material to this item . Albeit being random, those are easily more original then simple randomly blurring spoonerisms all over the stub. there are a million articles about Morse/stuttering/braille that do the same old trick. Personally I do not feel this is the greatest "fix" for this page. You might want to first take into consideration that the article suffered an layout problem due to the vast multitude of ideas those sickos here congered up. -- Vosnul 10:10, 26 January 2007 (UTC)


How come you decided to get rid of the fantasy font? :( —Braydie 22:22, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Because the font wasn't working right for everyone's browser. Check the talk page; people were complaining about it. It looks good on Firefox (which is what I usually use), but when I loaded the page on IE, it looked... way different and almost unreadable. So after enough complaints, I went through and erased the code. It looked great on Firefox, but I doubt that every Uncyclopedian uses it, so I just restored it to normal. --Andorin Kato 22:27, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Ah I see. Yeah. It's a shame that not everyone uses FireFox. :'( —Braydie 22:37, 29 April 2007 (UTC)


Please check this out. If it's not 100% clear, let me know and I'll translate for you. :) Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/19 15:52

So... is there a problem with my sig? Do I have something I shouldn't? --Andorin Kato 23:58, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
Have you taken the time to read the link included above? If you have, the goal was that you would have figured out:
1) "this" and "that" break the 12px high rule.
2) "LoM" linking to User:Andorin_Kato seems at odds with the "clearly identifies you" rule.
Welcome to my sig jihad. Can you make some modifications? Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/20 21:08
Yeah, of course I read it. I just wasn't sure if that was strongly enforced, 'cause I've seen lots of other sigs that do similar things. But yes, I will change it. --Andorin Kato 21:11, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks a bunch! In the past, we didn't strongly enforce it. Now, we've got more and more users, and more and more bad javascript and other options enabled. We decided that we needed to start clamping down on sigs. Not because of anyone presently, but to establish a baseline. Easier to nudge 20 or so people into line now, than 100 or so with huge-ass, page-breaking sigs in another 6 months. At that time, we'll be able to point to you as a sterling example of how it should be done. :) Thanks again! Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/20 21:23

Sure - give people a nudge. Tell them that you're nicer than I am, and they should be happier to deal with you than me. :) BTW - if you need to reply to a message, feel free to reply here - I do try to keep an eye on the userpages I've touched. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/21 01:30

Double redirect

I had a brainfart. I fixed it right afterward though. But it did give me an idea for the infinite loop article... SteveSims 05:07, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, okay. Well, I listed them on QVFD when I saw them, but I s'pose I'll go remove them now. Thank you for the promptness of your reply. --Andorin Kato 05:09, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

You get a cookie

Newcookie User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For fixing my stupidity. Thanks! --Mr.Vib 12:03, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Welcome Template

Hya, it is customary when welcoming new users to place the welcome template like this: {{subst:welcome}}. This way you dump the entire code on their talk page and resemble an evil welcoming bot. Thanks! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:06, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

/me tries it out
Ah, I see. I was using {{User:Andorin Kato/welcome}}, which is kinda the same thing, and has the same links, but is not word-for-word. However, if there's protocol about welcome users (and if it matters, which, apparently, it does), then thanks for the tip. --Andorin Kato 17:11, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

I that case you should use it like this: {{subst:User:Andorin Kato/welcome}}. Generally speaking, subst: will always dump the code on the page. It's not really a protocol, more like a pagan tradition....~Jewriken.GIF 17:15, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Okay. Thanks for the heads-up, brother. --Andorin Kato 17:23, 27 May 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for the help, but the Jesus Laws is already on pee review, allthough mostly ignored. We just need more reviewers so I can change it to fit popular demand. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 00:00, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

how do I?

How do I send the e-mail? Toothine 01:57, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

The cannon

What text would you like on the diagram of the cannon? Is there anything else you'd like on the diagram? Weri long wang 22:18, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... maybe a little tiny stick figure or picture of a person, for "scaling" purposes. As for text... just regular "Barrel" with a line pointing to the barrel, "Mount", "Loading Chamber"... that kind of thing. --Andorin Kato 22:34, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Question pertaining to RunEscape (article)

I was playing the RuneScape recently, when there servers failed. I went to their main page and it said that 'There are currently 0 people playing!' I deemed this funny, and saved the webpage. However, I cannot make a screenshot of the page because I use Vista. If you can make screenshots, I can email the webpage to you. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:27, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

The Print Screen key doesn't work on Vista? Strange. Yes, please email the page to me. I can probably find a place for that somewhere in the article. --Andorin Kato 23:15, 7 June 2007 (UTC)


I've brought him to the attention of Flammable's Office. If you have anything you'd like to add, feel free to do it here. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:02, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Happy Birthday

Newcookie Cs1987 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

'Cos I can't afford cake. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:25, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

That's okay. Cake is fattening anyway. --Andorin Kato 07:36, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
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