User talk:Andorin Kato

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[edit] I do not fail.

You do! -RAHB 06:11, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Euroipods. It may seem random to you, but that's the link I use to test link colors when I mess with the formatting on these pages. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 06:24, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Grantchester Meadows

Thank you. I admit it's blunt like a sledgehammer, but it's a sufficient amount of time you've alloted to break down his wall. clo9ud.

The timer for ICU, if I recall correctly, resets every time you or someone else edits the page. If it goes unedited for seven days straight, it's considered for deletion. So really, as long as you're regularly working on it, you've got nothing to worry about. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 00:44, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I missed that part

I missed that part in P.s. when I reverted. Thanks! Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 22:23, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] With regards to Remember the Titans

Good now? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by FoShoYoKno (talk • contribs)

If you continue to work on it, yes. Read this for tips- as it is right now, the article isn't particularly funny. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 07:05, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] QVFD a talk page?

Was that intentional? ::confused::--monika 22:37, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

You mean this? Yup. If someone creates a talk page to make a comment that has no redeeming value with regards to the subject, I put it on QVFD. Especially if that user is unregistered, doesn't sign their post, and the comment in question is fanboi crap. All of which apply to that page. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 23:12, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

Gotcha. --monika 23:57, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Stop that!

I usually know what I'm doing, Mr. Wannabe-Admin you. If it is a misjudgment on my part, that new user probably will prove me wrong without you having to go into someone else's talk page and switch templates around. So please, common sense is behind you to your left. The other left. Good... Now use it. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:55, 8 Nov

Have it your way. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 22:58, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Just address things like that on the original template poster's talk page in stead of the new user's talk page's edit comments next time, okay? /me huggles and wanders off back to reading for her exam -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:01, 8 Nov

[edit] What the Hell is wrong with you!?

That Anna Williams page is pile of shit, it looks like a fucking five year old wrote it. The grammar is terrible, it ISN'T funny AT ALL and it doesn't belong here. Isn't Uncyclopedia supposed to be funny? Isn't that a rule for articles?? That they have to be funny?? That page should be up for deletion, because it's a pile of shit. What the Hell are you doing reverting it back?? It should be deleted. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 79.75.142.82 (talk • contribs)

Nominate it for VFD then. There's no need to get into a tizzy about it. -- Also, penis. 03:06, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to assume you're speaking seriously and not just trying to be a vandal. Regardless of whether the article is funny or not, blanking the article (removing all content from the page) is not considered to be okay in, well, any circumstances. We have ways of dealing with bad articles: we have rewrite tags to flag pages that people might be willing to redo, we have projects like Conservation Week to promote the rewriting of bad pages, and finally we have VFD where people can vote to have bad articles deleted entirely from the wiki. If you don't like an article, you basically have three options: Make it better yourself, tag it with something like {{Rewrite}} so that someone else can improve it, or nominate it for deletion on VFD. Blanking the article only makes you look like someone who's trying to vandalize the wiki, and could get you blocked. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 03:08, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Well, to be fair... He did improve the article... It's not so not-funny anymore now. ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|CUNT|+S 03:11, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

True. Also, @ our anonymous complaint submitter: Unregistered users can't edit VFD, it seems, so I'm going to nom the article for you. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 03:13, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you, I appreciate all your help. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 79.75.142.82 (talk • contribs)

[edit] Bad stuff

hiya i was looking at uncyclopediers stuff and saw UnNews:Pope Says its a stub so should it be deleted and user:Deicide made a big edit to a users userpage —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 138.217.153.189 (talk • contribs)

Hey! Thanks for reporting that page; I'm surprised it's lasted that long. I listed the page for deletion. I also examined the userspace edit, but I highly doubt that the user whose page was edited will care, since he has not edited since 2006 and has no edits beside his own page. I just left it alone. Thanks again for reporting! --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 10:30, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

no probz, im just a bored IP making a stub get deleted

[edit] UotM

I still don't get why you don't want the award. Like it or not, you do do stuff that improves the site. Far more than I anyway (and Why, if I may be so bold). The users like you. Won't you accept our gift? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 05:52, Nov 12 2009

The answer is too complicated for me to give when I'm as busy as I am right now. I suppose I'll elaborate later. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 05:54, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Anxiously awaiting your reply, • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 05:58, Nov 12 2009

Also, my sig looks weird on your page. :) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 05:58, Nov 12 2009

[edit] Why I don't want UotM

A handful of people have asked me about my spot on UotM and why I've stated that I don't really want the award. Well, the reason for that is because I feel as though a UotM award would give me more public recognition than I particularly want, and more than I feel I deserve.

My passion on Uncyclopedia is antivandalism. I'm done my share of writing and scored a couple features, and would like to earn more in the future. I spend time on IRC and chat there. I'll occasionally vote on VFD, VFH or similar pages. But the one thing I like doing the most is reverting the edits of idiots who think the wiki is funnier if they've left their personal 'mark' (usually in the form of 'mark is gay') on the site. It might sound odd, and perhaps a little discomforting, to hear that someone takes this much pleasure in thwarting the work of vandals on Uncyclopedia. But I have a particular intolerance for trolls, and Uncyc lets me channel that into something useful. This is good- both for myself and both for the site.

Antivandalism, as nearly as I can determine, isn't noteworthy enough to score UotM. That award should go to people who are out there contributing positively to the site, not simply undoing negative contributions. (I know that this is also positive, but you get my point.) I talk about people who welcome, adopt and instruct new users, and let them slowly grow into the crazy bastards you have to be to edit here. People who fix up articles in need of help so that they survive ICU or VFD. People who actively vote on VFH. People who do those amazing Pee Reviews; you know who you are. If Uncyclopedia were a country, you guys would be the public figures that people love to fawn over; you'd be the celebrities (make-believe celebrities who contribute usefully, of course) and the politicians (make-believe politicians who contribute usefully, of course). Me? I'm the cloak-and-dagger detective who skulks in the back alleys and cleans the scum from the land. I work best in the shadows, doing the dirty work so that others don't have to.

Oh, and Necropaxx asks why I edit Uncyclopedia. Aside from the opportunity to thwart vandals, I like it here. This was my first real online community, and I've made friends here. Uncyclopedia is the worst. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 06:32, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Forgive me for so easily brushing aside your opinion, but pish tosh. "To credit for those that spend so much time cleaning up Uncyclopedia and general making it tidy, the Uncyclopedian of the Month was created." Right at the top. This award was tailor-made for you. I don't clean up Uncyc. The last time I QVFD'd anything was probably in Summer '08. But you do, M. Kato. So there. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 06:39, Nov 12 2009

All I have to say to that is /me pouts --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 06:54, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Fine, I guess I'm not withdrawing. Lousy persuasive people. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 07:30, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] reverted edit

Hey... I removed part of your comment on BP as it's not a place for discussion. If you want to feed back to me then better to do it directly. As to the preview, I'm doing this on my mobile phone which is a bastard to edit with, and I was unable to get back in and change it straight away due to real life. As to the other aspect, by the fact that he has brought it up there after it has been VFD'ed, caused a significant drama, is against the Wikia terms of use, has shady standing on legal grounds, and could potentially give the more conservative aspects of Wikipedia to have reason to close down Uncyclopedia, means that I don't make a decision about it, but I do what you do and alert admins to what has been happening. So, again, sorry for the partial revert, and for the icky editing, and thank you for fixing it. Going on hiatus...

[edit] Fish are really cool dudes, man.

Hi!!! Love,  

[edit] Hi!

I've never visited your user page or talk page before - but i love them both. hah. it reminds me of my beloved unix terminal, and my zwgc zephyr. I will laugh hysterically if anyone knows what zephyr is. Your user page is so much easier to read than all that GUI bullshit. Andorin.Kato++ --Puffskein 05:02, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Excellent, glad you like it. :) --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 05:30, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I'm Reverse Genocide Cockatrices/Virgin Canary/Budgie, but I couldn't be bothered to login.

Because I don't actually know my password. Anyway, I just realized you were the one who added that "Welcome" thing to my talk page, and I can't believe I didn't remember that on Skype. Anyway, the point is recycling. --123.2.98.12 10:20, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

The point is recycling? --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 21:19, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

What else could it be? --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 09:34, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I don't know if you noticed...

...but your penis is on fire. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 10:23, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well, that could be a little bit of a problem, I suppose. D'you think it'd get better if I fucked an ice elemental? Or would I then have different problems on my hands? --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 21:19, November 15, 2009 (UTC)