User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays

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This is my talkpage. I will reply here. Not elsewhere. -- nefarious Ape (crankle) (Riot Porn) 19:57, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Faggot is fag

Go fuck Colin ya commie. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:08, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you dirty, dirty commie. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:39, Wednesday 25 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
All fucking Paddies- I might have fucking known. Fuck it ! Are ye culchies or jackeens ?-- ⦿⨦⨀ Phrage (talk) 23:32, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Avast me hearties!

Colony Potato
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.


Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes_pi.gif


The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

edit Thanks!

You voted in support of antinatalism. The future totalitarian world government will make sure to have you sterilized. Thanks for participating in saving the planet! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 13 September 2010

edit Rape victim

Just thought you should understand my thought processes on this one. As much as I feel humor can get past any taboo, for larger taboos you need larger laughs. This article is short on concept, and to get it to a point where I would be happy to see it feature would be a significant leap, and I can't see how that could be done. It's a giggle, but needs to be a guffaw.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 22:24, Sep 14 2010 UTC

Hey I saw your post for the adopt a noob page, any chance in adopting me? That would be pretty awesome, so far I've read the Beginner's Guide and the Be funny and not just stupid.


Thanks! Phaserjunkie

That's more than I did as a noob. Also, you might want to turn new messages into new headers. Just a tip. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat17:27, Thursday 30 September 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit MTV Cribs

I finally did it. Hopefully it's a help. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:14, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit HOLY FUCK YES!!!

THANK YOU for fucking voting me the motherfucking writer of the month!!!1 You rule!!!1 Fuck yeah!!!1 !!!!! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:11, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Foolizer

Hey, bro! Keep that Foolizer Vote thingy on top of your userpage. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 22:07, Oct 4

edit And now you win.

Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner October 2010

Congratulations on your apparent second Foolitzer. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 02:41 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

The world is forever in your debt. If you're interested, you can also vote at Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Nov, for great justice and stuff. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:16, 5 December 2010

edit Adopt-A-Noob

Hello. Would you consider adopting me?--FlippyChippy 20:18, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know why you're so obsessed with AAOET, but he hasn't edited since late January. He's probably on vacation. Why not try someone who's more active? Jackofspades (talk) 20:20, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Is there a version of...

...this with the "D" highlighted instead of the "P"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:13, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit Recent UnNews template

Please run your stories by a third party before adding them to the Recent UnNews template. Thanks. ~ Humbuck Talk 00:14, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

No. Fuck off. -- nefarious Ape (crankle) (Riot Porn) 00:32, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

You tell 'em. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat03:19, Thursday 21 July 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

Dude less that more this
okay fellas? aight (PS: someone could undo that infinite ban if they want. i might. but i also gotta go to bed. nigga gotta work in the morning.) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:27, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

What I meant to say was, I've written loads of featured UnNewses. I'm not going to run my articles by someone when they're quite obviously good enough to go on the template. -- nefarious Ape (crankle) (Riot Porn) 13:49, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Shakespeare had duds, too. Are you saying you're better than he was? And I've written a bunch of featured UnNewses, as well, but I don't have the arrogance to assume everything I write should be put on the main page. I'm proud of my humility. ~ Humbuck Talk 14:26, 21 July 2011 (UTC)
Are you actually saying it's a dud article, or are you just trying to make a point? -- nefarious Ape (crankle) (Riot Porn) 14:36, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
And if it's the latter, can you please add my article already and stop wasting everyone's time? -- nefarious Ape (crankle) (Riot Porn) 14:48, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
It isn't the latter. It's an alright article that I didn't find Main Page worthy, and still don't. ~ Humbuck Talk 15:49, 21 July 2011 (UTC)
Back when I was last a regular editor, there wasn't an arbiter who got to decide. When were you made dictator of UnNews? -- nefarious Ape (crankle) (Riot Porn) 16:16, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Here. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum:The_UnNews_discussion&t=20110601171910 --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:33, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Lolwhut? -- nefarious Ape (crankle) (Riot Porn) 17:46, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
I don't see anything wrong with the article, made me snicker like a schoolgirl. Regardless of what anyone might think no single person has anymore right to dictate what happens on UnNews than anyone else. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Yeah I'm going to start a forum topic to resolve this issue, rather than having a massive edit war. I think in the interim, the article should stay on the fucking template, since more people seem to like it than not. -- nefarious Ape (crankle) (Riot Porn) 19:30, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
I mean like if you want, but it's there in the template's rules for next time. The next time you add another one of your own articles, no one will undo your ban. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:27, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Notice I'm not editing the template, merely suggesting that the article should stay on the template, and starting a calm and rational discussion. Chill out. -- nefarious Ape (crankle) (Riot Porn) 21:34, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
NO YOU CHILL OUT --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:40, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey! It`s me! You remember me? We were at the same team! I meant, are!

Hey, I`d like to inform that I`ve made the first competition page! It`s this! You can contribute it to better shape, but there is also one free place for another article! Maybe YOU want to write it, who knows. But, the competition is on! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 08:06 3 August 2011

edit What better way to revitalize your presence on uncyclopedia

Happymonkey2012

than this? --ShabiDOO 11:36, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

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