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And now a message from a guy who has no life:
"Ha ha! I fooled you! You have NO new messages!" This is what I would have said, about before March 13, 2006. But still, it could fool somebody. A retard!
How do you change how your sig looks? I can't figure it out.--Darth Cow 00:23, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
O.K. Thanks!--Darth Cow 01:42, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
ah. --Darth Cow (currently -- -DarthCow-talk 02:09, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
--[[User:Darth Cow| -DarthCow-talk]] 02:52, 5 February 2006 (UTC) How come you can get my sig to work, while I can't? (Other than, of course, the fact that you know HTML and I don't!!!)
I have to go... but, by the way, I'm on HRWiki now. See ya later!
Hey, it won't let me upload it. I copied it onto paint, saved it on my desktop, went to uncyclopedia, and tried uploading it there. The only problem is, it's saved in Bitmap for somw weirdo reason, and it won't let me save it in png. Help.
Can you hear me now? [[User:Darth Cow| -DarthCow-talk]] 19:06, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Yeah. Right. Heya, it's Darth Cow. I don't feel like logging in. Yeah, so, anyways, I think when you mentioned sdrawkcab, you should capitalize the "b", not the S. Anlso, I noticed on your bored thing---y, you said "dont'" instead of don't. Like halfway through. Yeah. Right. Later! -DarthCow-talk
I, am an idiot!! I, am an Idiot!! Repeat. That was GREAT!!!! I'm gonna do that, k? (Darth Cow)
Link to me page
You are an idiot
I swear, that Madonna looks EXACTLY like Michael Jackson. Also for the first one, a little while ago, me and one of my friends, Gerald, went on that site and went to the first link and we saw some guys butt appears out of nowhere. Those things scare me.--~~Ampi~~meowarchives 16:26, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
I searched what you wanted me to search. Look at my userpage. I put two of the links on it under the website section and the mini-section "nice". They're practically the only ones I'm not afraid to see... Yep. ho-hum. -DarthCow-talk
I added a ton of crap on my usa talk page. -DarthCow-talk
Oh, yeah. Make sure you don't look at the top one under the "nice" section unless your sound is OFF. It's SO LOUD!!! I knew it was coming, I was prepared, I knew exactly when it was coming, but I turned my sound on to the super lowest setting, and it was SUPA LOUD even there. You've been warned. LOL -DarthCow-talk
See my page!
Hey. Its me Ampi. For proof, I'll say this "In the shower" PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! So check out my Uncyclopedia userpage and click the new messages link on the top. I changed it. I haven't created an account here so it will appear as 67.Someting.
Yep. I know it's you. -DarthCow-talk
Hey again. It's me Ampi. For proof, I'll say this "Oramzi" PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! So remember that test advisories took on Thursday in college? Well, I won! You know, now I go on to the district test. If you still don't understand what I mean, don't make me spell it out for you. Have fun at that college party! -Ampi Note: I still haven't created an account here. It'll appear as 67.Whatever. Second Note: I changed the new messages link again.
- Ampi. They know. You've been warned. HAHAHAHA!!! Had ya goin. -DarthCow-talk
Me again, for proof, I'll say "Nidion" PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! So I said we are in college becuase we are. I surely feel sorry for the poor loser like Andrew who has to suffer for the fact that everone can make fun of him due to the fact that he's only a kid. Andrew's my "brother" by the way. I wish he was dead though. END!
Secret Words Already Used
- In the shower
Eeerr, you do remember our OTHER secret words, right? Maybe I'll paste them somewhere...secretive... (thinking of where to put them)....... -DarthCow-talk
---I know!!! You can use the SECRET alias to Michael Jackson that Andrew created. SHshshShsHShS!!! -DarthCow-talk
---And how about.................how about the name of the typing program you took after you beat ours.... yeah. -DarthCow-talk
---OHOHOHOH!!! How about who Darth Pirhana (spelled wrong) really is?
---What's (the person who's name starts with "M", you know)'s first letter of their last name???????????? -DarthCow-talk
Ok. I'll use those in chronilogical order. You could also use Andrew's one weakness that can actually KILL him. This could be useful... *evil grin*
I Ampi, for proof "Groove Dog" PLEASE REMEBER-Forget it. So here it is. Be sure to have people around because its super funny and awesome. You might have to turn it up. Here
Yeah... Ampi here "Mickwal Jacksoon" remebe- cat fight. What the crap? Oh my god. I've gotta check this out.
5 MINUTES LATER...
Yeah. Do you mind if we use my talk page on uncyclopedia to use our disscussions from now on. It likes take me forever to get to this site because I can't remember the address. No. I can't put it in favorites. It's too cluttered. Also, did you notice that I never use that 1337 (or awful grammar) crap that everyone uses. OMFG!!!!1111 i cant beleeve this. so ill copee it kk? I'll stop now.
- You suck. I knew it was like a screamer. Good thing no one was around when I watched it. 18.104.22.168
- Hey it's me, I didn't feel like logging on. Just to make sure I'll say this: Armondo. Yay. Done. Yeah, so, I'm reeeeeeeaaally BORED. I LIKE USING CAPS WHEN I'M BORED. YAY. SO...MUCH...FUN... YEAH, SO, MY SISTERS GOT BUSTED FOR THEIR ACCOUNTS ON MYSPACE.COM. I TOLD MY MOM AND THEY LOOKED AT IT. IT HAD LIKE HER ADDRESS AND WHERE SHE GOES TO SCHOOL AND CRAP. SHE'S IN TWUBBLE. OH YEAH. I'M BORED. BYE. 22.214.171.124
Now go away before I call the cops.
I know where you sleep. (Darth Cow)
Dif to penultimate
I totally redifined the word groove dog. See My Page.
I think you should start archiving. You do know how, right? *Ready to stick my tongue out at you if you don't*