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edit Welcome!

Hello, Alpha Quintesson, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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edit Also

Thanks for the help with vandals, much appreciated. :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:45, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

<33333333333333333 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:35, March 19, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, thanks also for your work last night Alpha Quintesson. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:12, March 21, 2012 (UTC)
No problem, guys. :) --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 16:31, March 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit What's Going On 'Ere?

AlphaQ-EnComic.jpg I noticed that you and 32OrtonEdge32dh got into a double blanking issue with Everybody Edits. Are you working against each other on this one? It would have been better to have talked to each other instead of doing that. I am going to leave the same message on his page too. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:07, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Given it was the article he was working on, I've moved it to User:32OrtonEdge32dh\Everybody Edits. Let him keep working on it, and as Romartus said, talk to someone if there's an issue.                               Puppy's talk page11:48 31 Mar
When I saw that 32OrtonEdge32dh blanked the page in recent changes, I assumed too quickly that he was just a page blanker, so I reverted his blanking. Then, I saw that it was his own page in history, so I assumed that the user just wanted the page deleted. I re-blanked the page (which wasn't the best idea) and added it to QVFD. (To clarify, I'm not working against him.) Sorry for any issues this may have created. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 03:17, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
All sorted and without anyone throwing their toys out of the pram. Thanks. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:52, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for the RC patrolling and welcome to Uncy! I'm Mattsnow, I live in an ice cave with an Internet connexion and I think it's cool what you're doing. "Cool" haha, get it? :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:40, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
Hello, and I won't thank you because I love that vandal like a brother. But I haven't met you either, although I have no bat or ice cave. Nice name! Aleister (UTC)
I have a ball. Did you want my ball? You can't have my ball. It's my ball. Can you throw my ball?                               Puppy's talk page05:02 03 Apr
I am literally helping to raise a wolf pup right now, and I guide him around with a stick to teach him his boundries. He likes eating the stick, so it also distracts him from whatever mission he sets out on towards or over the boundries. Second wolf I've raised. Smart as any vandal here, except the 92 vandal, our brother in satire. Aleister 5:10 (UTC)
Don't forget the wonderful work of other vandals. That article looks like yours, Al.                               Puppy's talk page05:25 03 Apr
Hi you all! I do try to patrol the Recent Changes often. Anyways, thanks :) BTW, I got my username, coincidentally, from one of the guys in the below picture (which I didn't even discover until recently)
Ultimate Guide adminstrators

Don't worry, I'm not aiming to become an admin anywhere in the near future.

. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:36, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
They look nasty o.0. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:58, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
They sure are! :P However, the one I chose my username from looks even nastier: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Alpha_Quintesson --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 06:10, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
One damned attractive looking guy. And I don't like that wiki!                               Puppy's talk page06:29 03 Apr

Hahaha, apparently transformers murder puppies?!? They have lost their way, they should obey their Constitution! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:17, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

Well, that's Japanese Transformers comics for ya! --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 08:20, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
Lotsa stuff to clean up, eh? I'll let you do it, if not it'll be cofusing to know what was reverted and what wasn't. He's blocked btw, you may want to know the admins that edit regularly like MrN9000, so you can leave them a message when shit hits the fan. Here's a list of (supposedly) active admins: UN:AA. Once again, good job, that's very useful :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:59, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
There you go:
Puzzlepotato aqua Nominated Noob of the Moment
This user has been nominated for Noob of the Moment — you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment.  
Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:08, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
I don't really mind cleaning up after vandals' messes, but thanks for the tip. :) And thanks for the NotM nomination, I really appreciate it! --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 03:22, April 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit The Office of Nocturnal Security

invites you to pay us a visit anytime but tomorrow at 8 a.m. is good. Bring no lawyers. We need to ask you why you voted to feature "Above Top Secret", and if it was maybe a slip of the typing finger on the keyboard. You meant to vote "no", are we correct? We thought so. 8 a.m., no lawyer, some food as you may be awhile. Thanks! Richard J. Ceinhopper, Security Chief and Proud Of It, Office of Nocturnal Security tomorrow. 8 a.m. (UTC)

edit Thanks for the revert on my talk page

It was me as an IP. I was testing something and forgot to clean up after myself.                               Puppy's talk page04:34 17 Apr

No problem. ---Alpha Quintesson (talk) 04:18, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

edit noob of noobs

You must see this. It's something that the cool and awsome established users can do (unless a non established user finds out about it and mucks around). You should take a look. If you vote, then you'll be an established user, or at least you have the possibility of being considered one. There will be a vote on that too I suppose...but not before this vote...so yeah...check it out! --ShabiDOO 17:51, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

edit Rollback

I've been watching what you have been doing on recent changes. Good work.


Now - go to your local admin and ask for Rollback - you do it already via undo, you might as well get the funky UnTility belt as well.                               Puppy's talk page07:28 26 Apr

I agree, go over to here and ask for rollbacks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:34, April 26, 2012 (UTC)
Wow, thanks! I'll go and request for rollbacks then. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 02:35, April 27, 2012 (UTC)
I've added this to your userpage:
Disambug This user is a rollbacker. This means he/she can revert a whole lot of edits at one time!
Good for them us!
-- Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:15, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
Im so proud of you...you have made me really proud. Rollback! Im so proud I nailed every female member of your family, only this time, tenderly and with passion. Keep growing young one, one day...you just might even become a sociopathic-uncyclopedian of the month. I have faith in you young one! --ShabiDOO 00:08, April 30, 2012 (UTC)
Hey. Don't forget, I'm a rollbacker too! Party rock tonight! -- Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:56, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

edit Congrats

Noobaward Noob of the Moment April 2012

--ChiefjusticeXBox 09:30, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I forgot to thank everyone for that. Awkwardly, I'll just say thank you right here. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:33, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks

...for voting on my UnNews article - it was just featured today! -- Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:39, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Sure thing. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:33, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit AP Tests coming up

I'll be preoccupied with exams for the next two or three weeks, so, unfortunately, I'll not be able to patrol the Recent Changes for the meantime. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:33, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit don't delete my work

hey! am da greater vandal! don't delete my scientific research to prove that am a dork. instead open your ass and poop in my mouth. i like to swallow diarrhea! --Basturd (talk) 02:52, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

am goin dull of your crap! am goin bad! B'CUZ AM BAD, AM BAD! :-P --Basturd (talk) 02:54, May 4, 2012 (UTC)
hey only "vandal" as reason at BAN PATROL? gentle-vandal-patroller-evil-wanker and spammer-buster! :-DDD --Basturd (talk) 03:30, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

edit Greetings!

Thought I'd let you know about a new feature we've got on recent changes, called "patrolled edits". If you do any cleanup on RC, patrolling can be a useful tool. Essentially, it "approves" edits by any users who are not in the auto-patrolled user group (IPs, newbies, etc). It makes it much easier for multiple people to sweep up, as they don't have to keep checking the same pages. You can read about it here. Also, if you'd like to patrol multiple edits at a time, or just patrol edits directly from RC, I've got a special javascript which I whipped up recently. You can use it by putting importScript( "User:Bizzeebeever/scripts/patrol.js" ) into either your uncyclopedia.js or monobook.js, depending on which theme you use.

If you already knew about it, then please disregard this message. Cheers. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, May 13 '12 23:48 (UTC)

edit A kindly reminder

Please do not remove stuff on QVFD. It was put there for a reason.-- Iwillkillyou   333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:09, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Looking back at the history of the QVFD page, it seems that whenever you added a page to QVFD, another entry automatically got removed. Odd... --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 06:33, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, weird stuff like that happens from time to time. Gotta watch out. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, May 28 '12 6:39 (UTC)
Oh, had no idea. My apologies.-- Iwillkillyou   333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:07, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
It's fine. :) --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 09:18, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
If you do it again, Im going to have to travel back in time and not make love to your mother while your "father" is at work, and thus you will never exist. Okay? No more shenanigans on QVFD!!!! --ShabiDOO 09:49, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

It appears that it's a problem with the QVFD script, Iwillkillyou333. I've been working on a new one for the past six months....guess it's time to actually finish it... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, May 28 '12 12:02 (UTC)

edit Wikia Email

Okay, so I went to check my gmail inbox a few minutes ago, and I found an email saying Lyrithya had deleted the main page. I don't know what happened, but I would certainly like to find out. For the time being, I still trust her (i'm assuming it's a her...i have seen some debate on the subject). Here's a screenshot of the email:



The subject header: The subject header of the email



The full message: Full message, with rest of gmail to prove this was NOT fake --BieberAxeKiller (talk) 14:50, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit You're back

hai. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:04, January 3, 2013 (UTC)

I suppose so. Left when things quieted down in June; came back now to check in on what was going on after several months. I see that you're an admin now, congrats! --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 04:36, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
Things have actually recently been picking up :D and thanks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:40, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
Glad to see you back Alpha Q and already working to stamp on a couple of vandals. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:06, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
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