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Thanks for the help with vandals, much appreciated. :) ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 05:45, December 12, 2011 (UTC)
I noticed that you and 32OrtonEdge32dh got into a double blanking issue with Everybody Edits. Are you working against each other on this one? It would have been better to have talked to each other instead of doing that. I am going to leave the same message on his page too. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:07, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
When I saw that 32OrtonEdge32dh blanked the page in recent changes, I assumed too quickly that he was just a page blanker, so I reverted his blanking. Then, I saw that it was his own page in history, so I assumed that the user just wanted the page deleted. I re-blanked the page (which wasn't the best idea) and added it to QVFD. (To clarify, I'm not working against him.) Sorry for any issues this may have created. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 03:17, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
All sorted and without anyone throwing their toys out of the pram. Thanks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:52, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for the RC patrolling and welcome to Uncy! I'm Mattsnow, I live in an ice cave with an Internet connexion and I think it's cool what you're doing. "Cool" haha, get it? :P Mattsnow 04:40, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
Hello, and I won't thank you because I love that vandal like a brother. But I haven't met you either, although I have no bat or ice cave. Nice name! Aleister (UTC)
I am literally helping to raise a wolf pup right now, and I guide him around with a stick to teach him his boundries. He likes eating the stick, so it also distracts him from whatever mission he sets out on towards or over the boundries. Second wolf I've raised. Smart as any vandal here, except the 92 vandal, our brother in satire. Aleister 5:10 (UTC)
Hi you all! I do try to patrol the Recent Changes often. Anyways, thanks :) BTW, I got my username, coincidentally, from one of the guys in the below picture (which I didn't even discover until recently)
Don't worry, I'm not aiming to become an admin anywhere in the near future.
Lotsa stuff to clean up, eh? I'll let you do it, if not it'll be cofusing to know what was reverted and what wasn't. He's blocked btw, you may want to know the admins that edit regularly like MrN9000, so you can leave them a message when shit hits the fan. Here's a list of (supposedly) active admins: UN:AA. Once again, good job, that's very useful :D Mattsnow 02:59, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
There you go:
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I don't really mind cleaning up after vandals' messes, but thanks for the tip. :) And thanks for the NotM nomination, I really appreciate it! --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 03:22, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
The Office of Nocturnal Security
invites you to pay us a visit anytime but tomorrow at 8 a.m. is good. Bring no lawyers. We need to ask you why you voted to feature "Above Top Secret", and if it was maybe a slip of the typing finger on the keyboard. You meant to vote "no", are we correct? We thought so. 8 a.m., no lawyer, some food as you may be awhile. Thanks! Richard J. Ceinhopper, Security Chief and Proud Of It, Office of Nocturnal Security tomorrow. 8 a.m. (UTC)
You must see this. It's something that the cool and awsome established users can do (unless a non established user finds out about it and mucks around). You should take a look. If you vote, then you'll be an established user, or at least you have the possibility of being considered one. There will be a vote on that too I suppose...but not before this vote...so yeah...check it out! --ShabiDOO 17:51, April 25, 2012 (UTC)
Rollback
I've been watching what you have been doing on recent changes. Good work.
Whirling Star of Vigilance
The Whirling Ninjastar of Doom Vigilance has been awarded to Alpha Quintesson for constantly working to improve Uncyclopedia. –PuppyOnTheRadio
Wow, thanks! I'll go and request for rollbacks then. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 02:35, April 27, 2012 (UTC)
I've added this to your userpage:
This user is a rollbacker. This means he/she can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for them us!
-- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:15, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
Im so proud of you...you have made me really proud. Rollback! Im so proud I nailed every female member of your family, only this time, tenderly and with passion. Keep growing young one, one day...you just might even become a sociopathic-uncyclopedian of the month. I have faith in you young one! --ShabiDOO 00:08, April 30, 2012 (UTC)
Hey. Don't forget, I'm a rollbacker too! Party rock tonight! -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:56, April 30, 2012 (UTC)
hey! am da greater vandal! don't delete my scientific research to prove that am a dork. instead open your ass and poop in my mouth. i like to swallow diarrhea! --Basturd (talk) 02:52, May 4, 2012 (UTC)
am goin dull of your crap! am goin bad! B'CUZ AM BAD, AM BAD! :-P --Basturd (talk) 02:54, May 4, 2012 (UTC)
hey only "vandal" as reason at BAN PATROL? gentle-vandal-patroller-evil-wanker and spammer-buster! :-DDD --Basturd (talk) 03:30, May 4, 2012 (UTC)
I would like to bring your attention to this forum
Thought I'd let you know about a new feature we've got on recent changes, called "patrolled edits". If you do any cleanup on RC, patrolling can be a useful tool. Essentially, it "approves" edits by any users who are not in the auto-patrolled user group (IPs, newbies, etc). It makes it much easier for multiple people to sweep up, as they don't have to keep checking the same pages. You can read about it here. Also, if you'd like to patrol multiple edits at a time, or just patrol edits directly from RC, I've got a special javascript which I whipped up recently. You can use it by putting importScript( "User:Bizzeebeever/scripts/patrol.js" ) into either your uncyclopedia.js or monobook.js, depending on which theme you use.
If you already knew about it, then please disregard this message. Cheers. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, May 13 '12 23:48 (UTC)
Looking back at the history of the QVFD page, it seems that whenever you added a page to QVFD, another entry automatically got removed. Odd... --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 06:33, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, weird stuff like that happens from time to time. Gotta watch out. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, May 28 '12 6:39 (UTC)
If you do it again, Im going to have to travel back in time and not make love to your mother while your "father" is at work, and thus you will never exist. Okay? No more shenanigans on QVFD!!!! --ShabiDOO 09:49, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
It appears that it's a problem with the QVFD script, Iwillkillyou333. I've been working on a new one for the past six months....guess it's time to actually finish it... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, May 28 '12 12:02 (UTC)
Wikia Email
Okay, so I went to check my gmail inbox a few minutes ago, and I found an email saying Lyrithya had deleted the main page. I don't know what happened, but I would certainly like to find out. For the time being, I still trust her (i'm assuming it's a her...i have seen some debate on the subject). Here's a screenshot of the email: