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edit Welcome!

Hello, Alien Hunter, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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2008 (UTC)

Seen that door. That one leads to the shithouse. Alien Hunter 05:16, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Please do'nt flush me down the bowl

I'm relatively NEW here. Alien Hunter 19:17, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Ooh, good name. Or better than mine anyway ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:48, May 16
I have no reason to be here, just singing because I was told to. /me starts with one of Bach's pieces written specially for castratos.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:07, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

edit ATT:Admins

My computer just had a ISP related "hiccup" and temporarily LOGGED ME OUT! Thanks for the attention. Alien Hunter 19:03, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Titan Article

Right I've gone though it a bit and added a few images- I've also added a few nifty bit of formatting which you can play around with. In future when you want to add an image on the editing screen there a little row of icons just above where you write stuff-the one at the very end, the green arrow thin is where you click on to add images and follow the instructions there. On the ones I've added you can see all the stuff, if you want to make them bigger just increase the "px" at the moment your George bush one is 200px, you can increase or decrease this until you get what you're after. You can change the captions, but don’t delete the end brackets. Ideally just play around with the stuff I've put there; if you click show preview instead of save page you can see what it'll look like and you won't have to undo stuff;) If you need anything else, just give us a shout:0--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 22:08, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

LOVE IT! LOVE IT! Alien Hunter 22:13, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Catagory

Can a Admin fix that on my userpage? Alien Hunter 18:01, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Att Admin(s)

My ISP has ASPLODED last night. I got LOGGED OUT by my ISP, because it asploded while I was online last night. Thanks for the attention to this matter. Alien Hunter 18:57, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Question...

I'm a noob like you, & I was wondering how to suck up to the admins like you do, & make people named Flumpa hate me? The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 21:33, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

You ALWAYS COMPLIMENT THE ADMINS. Keeps them friendly to you, and keeps you friendly to them. Alien Hunter 21:37, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Now, how do I get Flumpa to hate me? Honestly... The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 21:49, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Why do you want him to HATE you? Alien Hunter 00:23, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Because he seems funny when pissed. The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 12:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

edit My votes

1. With all due respect to the people who reviewed your articles, I base my votes on my opinions, not theirs. 2. I see a score of 23/50 and 21.9 out of fifty, so perhaps the Pee Review people maybe didn't like them as much as you think. 3. I'm only one person on this site, if others believe that your articles have merit, I will be outvoted. Have you considered voting for them yourself?

Hope that answers your questions, --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh, fair enough. Well FYI, you can vote for your own articles, you just can't review them. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 23:57, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Make sure you're logged in. Go to VFH. Find the articles you want to vote for or against (check out some of the other articles while you are there, by the way). Click on "vote" at the top right hand side of the voting box. This will take you to the voting box's edit page. Once there, if you are voting for the article, change the "fornumber" to a number 1 higher than it currently is; if voting against, add one to "againstnumber". After it says for=, (or against= if voting against something) # followed by a comment in a new line. This can be as simple as '''For''', or you can add more to it if you want to. Then add your sig. Unsigned votes are a no-no.

It is traditional to say '''Self for''' if it is your own article, but this is optional.

Good luck with your articles but - and I genuinely mean no offense here - I doubt they'll make it. I really thing you'd be better off working on your writing a bit more before you start thinking in terms of getting it highlighted.

--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:27, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Comment: I did one of those reviews. I did not say it was great. A score of over 40 from me indicates an article I think has a strong chance of doing well on VFH. A score closer to 20, which I gave you, indicates an article that still needs plenty of work. Don't get carried away here - I gave you some advice in the review, please spend a bit more time following it. Oh, and while I'm about it, have another look at the review I gave you - see there's quite a bit to it, with advice and stuff? That's what we try to aim for in pee reviews, not just a single line in each box. If you want to review stuff, great, please do - but spend more time on it and try to help as much as possible. In other words, give the kind of help you'd hope to get yourself! Thanks and cheerio! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:23, May 20
Not to discourage you, but to agree with the good Cap'n, I was writing here for a solid 6 months before I got my first feature. Don't get discouraged and listen to the advice of others, it really does help.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:26, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

edit User

This user is still so new that I'm still in the cellophane packaging. Please be patient. Still learning how things work here. By the way check out the "Scary Shit" sectuion. There is stuff there that will scare the hell out of a GRUE. Alien Hunter 07:25, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

There is shit there that will scare the shit out of Chuck Norris and R. Lee Ermey. Alien Hunter 07:09, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Stop whoring

It looks really bad. Don't worry about it, we all go through the "Hey, look at this thing I wrote" stage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:46, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

I was'nt "Whoring". I was using it in humor. By the way, how much $$$$ does whored articles bring in?! Alien Hunter 07:08, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Nuffin'. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:03, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

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edit Special delivery!

I know, I know, it took a while, but I finally got around to it. Your new template is here, my friend!

Here's the code to add it to your pages: {{User:Flumpa/Template:YouSuck}}

Have fun! * Flumpa Quotes.PNG [04:20] Jun 2, 2008

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edit Still New

Otherwise, I'd have my colors by now. Please don't flush me down the drain. Alien Hunter 07:27, 6 June 2008 (UTC) :)

Hey there AH - just a quick word: I like your enthusiasm, it reminds me of myself in the days when I had a soul. I also like the way you're getting stuck in making articles and generally trying to get on around here, it's a good thing. But please, make sure you get a pee review on your articles before nomming them on VFH, and make sure the review you get is a good, complimentary one. Scores of 40+ indicate VFH ready articles, scores under that suggest work is needed. You've done this a couple of times now, and while I understand your desire to get recognition, all you're going to get at the moment is a slew of against votes, and I worry that this will affect your confidence.enjoyment of the site to the point that you follow Flumpa out the door.
So sit back, take your time with your writing. Take Cap'n Ben's comments on your latest article into account. Have another browse through HTBFANJS (I read that regularly - it does help!) and a flick through some other featured articles. And keep writing - you'll find your voice eventually, something will click - it often does. You do have a sense of humour, that has been seen, but writing a good article takes a bit of time and practice - ask good authors for help and advice if you like, most of the currently active crop are happy to give tips and so forth. I learned quite a bit from Thinker, Led and Cajek, for instance.
For what it's worth, I do think that if you keep going, keep writing and learning, you will get a feature or two under your belt one day - you have some good ideas, you just need to get the hang of making them work. Keep going, and see you around! (Hmm, that wasn't such a quick word, was it? I must work on that...) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:34, Jun 6
Here, here! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:54, Jun 6

edit Me again

You're gonna get bored of me popping up on your talk page eventually, aren't you? I promise I'm not trying to be picky, and I'm not singling you out, but... I keep an eye on pee review. Quite closely. Well, someone has to. You've now done 2 reviews with one line in each box, and a total score of 49. That's not very helpful man - we're looking for in-depth reviews around here - pee review has improved immeasurably this year, to the extent that most people now get a helpful, in-depth review of their article. If you want to know what we mean by in-depth and helpful, see here. We don't want to scare anyone off from reviewing - we appreciate anyone taking the time to help others out by reviewing - but we do ask that if you are going to do a review, you do it properly. Perhaps have a look at this list, and see some of the works by the better reviewers listed at the bottom (MightyDandyLion being a particularly good example) to see what we're after.

Once again, I'm not trying to put you off reviewing or editing around here, it's good to see you about. But please, if you pee, pee properly! Thanks! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:43, Jun 11

On the floor or on the wall ? Alien Hunter 21:03, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
Will do. Alien Hunter 21:03, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

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