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Fruit is a selection of fatty, greasy, slimy, blue food. It is mostly used by farmers to power their tractors to make more fruit. This system has been going on since Napoleon invented the lawn mower. People who eat fruit are sick minded, yellow toothed people. It comes in various shapes and sizes such as the crescent and Korea's world leader. We believe this is due to the fact that Korea want to poison the USA so the USA respond by sending the fruit to random unknown countries.File:Http://media1.picsearch.com/is?Lo3HWjElUWO5iWUmbJYOzo4Mu3AO6ZMPkRcUWD5opn8&height=305
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