User talk:Alexschmidt711

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edit Welcome to Uncyclopedia

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Spike is a grumpy old dog. You can stroke his fur, or you can be smitten by his stick. It is up to you.

Hello, Alexschmidt711, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. This is a wiki (a collection of pages anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is for comedy. It pretends it's Wikipedia, but we make people laugh, not bore them. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in writing fake news stories, we have UnNews, and there are other projects for scripts, lyrics, how-to guides, and so on.

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I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff! Spıke ¬ 18:07 18-Jul-14

edit Formerly sent to 108.52.170.155

You are obviously a knowledgeable writer, with a knack with words too! I hope you pick a user name and stick around! You can use spaces instead of underscores in links. Spıke ¬ 02:57 18-Jul-14

edit National Mall and Fillmore

Thanks for commending my Fillmore article! I was surprised that no article on Fillmore was there. The ideas in the National Mall aren't entirely original, although most were created by me at some time. If there is a way to add content, it could become a great article. Alexschmidt711 (talk) 17:45, July 18, 2014 (UTC)

Thanks for registering! This article is now at User:Alexschmidt711/National Mall, where you can continue working on it at your leisure. Spıke ¬ 18:07 18-Jul-14
PS--I have tagged Millard Fillmore, as there is nothing beyond your nice Intro. If this will take time, let me know and I'll move it to your userspace as well. (You will see a Move button in a few days with which to do this yourself.) Spıke ¬ 19:23 18-Jul-14
@Spike: I have improved Millard Fillmore somewhat. Is it out of the ICU now? I requested a pic of Fillmore wearing a wig.
OK, sure, but keep going. I saw your request of RadicalX, but he has Not Been Down For Breakfast for a long time. We usually steal from Google Images. The usual approach is not necessarily to wait for the perfect shoop, but to get a relevant photo from somewhere and make it funny by the caption you write. Spıke ¬ 03:00 19-Jul-14
PS--When I think of "shopping" at the National Mall, I think of "buying" favors, exemptions from the tax code, waivers from Obama-care, etc. Your article might pursue this "commerce." Spıke ¬ 16:29 19-Jul-14
Feel free to add that to there if you can find a good place. I added fake descriptions of the stores in the Mall. Alexschmidt711 (talk) 16:33, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
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